I Am From Yuanmou, The Ancestor Of China, And Was Broadcast Live By Sister Zhou
Chapter 90 The Incompetent And Furious Eagle Sauce Man Has Become A Global Joke! Li Changbai's
Chapter 90 The incompetent and furious eagle sauce man has become a global joke! Li Changbai's next plan?
Throw away, out of the heavy and blunt stone axes and stone knives,
For sharp and strong bronze axes and bronze knives,
In the tribe where the king of the Dragon Kingdom lives, the daily life of all Yuanmou people began to change.
The tall and sturdy prehistoric metasequoia tree, several clansmen hacked it together with bronze axes, and they were able to cut down the sky-supporting tree in no time.
The female primitives cut the venison with sharp bronze knives, dividing the meat and skin, just like cutting iron like mud, lightly and easily separated the real branched deer skin and meat.
"Master First Ancestor, he...created a brand new era!"
Zhou Shuyi held up a selfie stick and pointed the camera at these hardworking primitive people in the tribe,
The images of them using the "bronze axe" and "bronze knife" were broadcast live to the modern world.
All the work scenes of primitive people cutting trees and cutting flesh,
All because of the ingenious bright copper-colored tools in their hands...
be surprised,
admiration.
"If you don't see it with your own eyes, it's really unbelievable... In the prehistoric era 1.7 million years ago, those Yuanmou people... Our ancestors actually used the 'bronze axe' and' Bronze Knife'!"
"That's right, in the prehistoric era 1.7 million years ago, in our vast and boundless continent of China... the old and new stone civilizations were eliminated, and a new civilization was born—the Bronze Civilization Age!"
"In my lifetime, I saw a primitive world more than one million years ago, and an ancient society more developed than the Three Emperors and Five Emperors of China, the Spring and Autumn and Warring States... What kind of experience is this?"
"Comrade, what you said is not quite right. Just relying on these few bronze wares, you can break away and seek people. The era of our ancestors surpassed the Fenghuang Five Emperors and the Spring and Autumn Warring States. This is not allowed.
In the live broadcast room, someone retorted.
"But... the Yellow Emperor, one of the Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors... is using the Xuanyuan Sword cast by the ancestors of the Yuanmou people..."
"That's right, maybe the bronze smelting techniques of the Three Emperors and Five Emperors and the Spring and Autumn and Warring States periods were also inherited from the Yuanmou people's ancestors? Don't forget... the master of the ancient dragon kingdom is the 'bronze smelting technique. 'Creator!"
"Do you still want to refute? Isn't this enough to prove that the prehistoric era 1.7 million years ago was earlier than the previous two thousand years?"
"Stop arguing, which kind of civilization is good, who is advanced and who is behind, what's the point of discussing these? Let the white pigs in Yingjiang Yingji see our jokes? Have you forgotten...these civilizations were all born On the land of 9.6 million that we love! They all have to add 'Huaxia' to their prefixes!"
In Sister Zhou's live broadcast room, there was a lot of noise, everyone was admiring the appearance of the bronze ware in the primitive society, and they were also arguing about which era the advanced civilization of China fell into.
For a while, the live broadcast room was very lively.
All the major Chinese self-media platforms, Douyin bi station Hupu Zhihu and other Internet apps, all Chinese people actively spoke, exchanged and discussed, and participated in the carnival of this "bronze civilization".
"Xuanyuan Sword", "Yellow Emperor", "Bronze Axe", "End of the Paleolithic Age" and "Bronze Civilization 1.7 million years ago" have become hot words on the Internet in China, dominating countless hot searches.
On the other hand, on the external network,
It was dead silent.
No one is keen to discuss that Huaxia found their ancestors' artifact "Xuanyuan Sword"
No one pays attention to China's newly born "Bronze Civilization"
…………..
No one was amazed at the invention of the "Fan Casting Method" and "Bronze Smelting Technology" by Yuanmou, the ancestor of China,
They are just annoyed.....
Why did the Eagle Sauce Country not have such a civilization in prehistoric times?
Where are the ancestors of the Eagle Sauce... Where are they?
What is the federal government doing?
The special team that was set up to target the Yuanmou people spent hundreds of billions of dollars...Why can't they find any information about the Yuanmou people, the ancestor of China?
Why about the Chinese anchor named "Zhou Shuyi", how did she travel to prehistoric times?
Did Huaxia invent the "time shuttle"?
The eagle sauce people condemned the White House, condemned their federal government, and wasted tens of thousands of taxpayers' money, but they couldn't even touch a hair of the ancestors of China!
They are jealous!
Jealous of China having such an ancestor!
Jealous of China having such an advanced civilization in ancient times 1.7 million years ago!
Jealous of those Chinese savages who established an ancient civilization called "Dragon Kingdom"!
They are jealous that Huaxia has become the center of the world,
Instead of their eagle sauce!
"Damn Huaxia people! Damn Yuanmou people!"
"FUCK-YOU!"
pity,
Whether it's annoyance, or jealousy...it's all useless.
and,
They are eagle saucers, and have even become the laughing stock of this planet.
because.....…
That savage whom they envy and hate raised a saber-toothed tiger in his luxurious palace.
I named it "Eagle Sauce", and I rode it for a ride and let it watch the gate.
Just like what's being broadcast live on the big screen,
"Come on, Eagle Sauce, open your mouth."
Li Changbai whistled and called the saber-toothed tiger,
Throw the finished deer thigh bone in front of it.
"Give you a bone, eat it."
Li Changbai's thick voice was played out in the live broadcast room,
To outsiders, this is the primitive language of "huhu" sound,
But the action of Li Changbai throwing a bone to the saber-toothed tiger, and then thinking of the scene where he and the little anchor named the saber-toothed tiger "Eagle Sauce",
This is a picture of the saber-toothed tiger "Eagle Sauce" throwing bones,
It's like deliberately humiliating those 300 million eagle saucers.
On the Internet, except for Ying Jiang's dog-legged brother, other foreigners are all watching Ying Jiang's jokes,
There are even foreigners who edited the live broadcast into accessories, changed the profile picture of the saber-toothed tiger, and posted it as a spoof on YouTube, Facebook, Little Blue Bird, and gained hundreds of millions of hits.
And it has become the number one searched app on Huaxia Weibo bi station Douyin and other apps.
Eagle Sauce was furious,
But I can only accept this mocking insult in humiliation!
no way,
They couldn't find the Yuanmou man and the little anchor,
He could only stand in front of the live broadcast room with a ferocious face, impotent and furious.
in the live room,
Li Changbai took a bronze knife to cut off a piece of grilled venison that was charred inside and tender outside, and he didn't know that his unconscious action drove countless eagle saucers crazy.
"I have all the daily tools such as the bronze knife and axe, so it's time to change to something bigger.
Li Changbai looked at a burnt and cracked grass gray porcelain pot, and then thought repeatedly.
Pottery made of clay, gray porcelain brushed with plant ash,
Although it can meet daily needs such as boiling soup and boiling water,
But the thermal conductivity is poor, time-consuming,
Moreover, after a long time, the bottom of the pot is easy to dry out.
Li Changbai has used up nine porcelain pots with cracks in the bottom like the one in front of him.
"Bronze conducts heat well, so it should be good for boiling soup and water."
After making up his mind, Li Changbai visualized the 999 kinds of bronze designs that had been integrated in his mind.
soon,
He found the soup and water container he wanted to make.
tripod!
largest bronze,
The ancient Chinese used it as a cooking utensil, which can cook meat and also store meat. It was an indispensable cooking utensil in the ancient kitchen.
and,
Ding is also regarded as a national treasure, a symbol of the country and rights,
Represents "prominence", "nobleness" and "supremacy"
This is what the nine tripods of the emperor, the seven tripods of the princes, and the five tripods of the high officials said.
Li Changbai flipped through the memories of bronze wares in his brain, and whispered:
"Four-legged square tripod or three-legged round tripod... which one is better?"
He hesitated, unable to make up his mind.
"Forget it, Fang Ding looks good, and the domineering point is more in line with my current status."
Li Changbai's eyes fell on one of the four-legged square tripods on the blueprint of 999 kinds of bronze wares, and then he made a decision.
"That's it!"
Li Changbai clapped his hands and stood up,
I looked up at the tribal people who were still having lunch,
"Eat and drink enough, ride the eagle sauce for a drive first, and then start casting the tripod!"
"Roar!"
A deafening roar resounded through the entire tribe,
Then a strong wind blew,
Saber-toothed tiger eagle sauce took Li Changbai into the dense forest and disappeared without a trace.
The other members of the Yuanmou tribe and Zhou Shuyi were not surprised by this,
After the king of this country has finished eating, he always has to ride this tall beast to go out for a walk, which is a daily routine.
"It's delicious, and broth with salt is delicious."
Sitting next to the fire, Zhou Shuyi watched Li Changbai ride away on a tiger, and then scooped another spoonful of hot soup from the clay pot for himself.
It has been three days since the ancestor of Yuanmou Ren successfully smelted the "Xuanyuan Sword" last time.
For the past three days,
The Yuanmou tribe has a new bronze ax and bronze knife, and earth-shaking changes have taken place.
"Anchor, have you noticed that these Yuanmou people are much more civilized?"
Seeing the ancestor of the Yuanmou people and the saber-toothed tiger walk away, the live broadcast room suddenly brightened up a lot.
The saber-toothed tiger was too big, and the mobile phone was so close, it seemed crowded.
"It's definitely becoming a little more civilized."
Zhou Shuyi looked at those Yuanmou people around him,
I saw them holding porcelain bowls with both hands, gulping down the broth in the bowls,
The broth was too hot and learned to blow it off to cool it down.
In addition, under the influence of Li Changbai, these Yuanmou people wore animal clothes on three points of their bodies,
Only the limbs and head are exposed.
Not only that,
The hair on the body, the long hair on the face, even the pair of thick hands,
all very clean.
The hair is soft and soft, and it shines brightly in the eyes.
"The ancestors of us Yuanmou people are too popular, and they don't look like primitive people at all..."
In the live broadcast room, some water friends couldn't help sighing when they saw the scene of those Yuanmou people holding bowls and carefully blowing hot air.
"If this is to shave off the long hair on their bodies, what is the difference between them and us modern people?"
"There is still a difference. In terms of appearance, they are behind us and more primitive."
Sister Zhou replied in a deep voice.
"The reason why these Yuanmou people are so 'civilized' now is because of the influence of Brother Pangu..."
Zhou Shuyi continued to explain.
"Brother Pangu's level of evolution far surpasses those of his tribe,..."
Thinking of the tall and burly ancestor of the Yuanmou people,
Zhou Shu 060 Yi could not help but sigh with emotion,
In turn, it turned into admiration and admiration.
From the time she traveled to the prehistoric world and met the Yuanmou leader for the first time,
This tall Yuanmou man whom she named "Pangu" brought her too many surprises and surprises.
Learning Chinese, reciting ancient poems, making bows and arrows, teaching her archery, hunting, domesticating pigs, subduing saber-toothed tigers, making ash and salt from plants and trees, casting bronze Xuanyuan swords...
Even, an advanced ancient civilization, the Dragon Kingdom, was established!
"Hey, you said...the Dragon Kingdom has such a powerful and powerful emperor, why is this 17
The ancient civilization of 100,000 years ago, we can't find any clues in modern China?"
"How did it disappear?"
"Why did academician Su say that there is no information about this ancient country in the ancient books?"
"Aside from the Xuanyuan Sword, what else did Brother Pangu forge?"
Countless questions were intertwined in Zhou Shuyi's mind.
The water friends were stunned, and both experts and professors also remained silent.
because,
Zhou Shuyi's doubts are also doubts in their hearts,
this problem,
Except for the ancestor of Yuanmou people, the king of a country,
No one knows the answer.
"Anchor Zhou, let's continue the live broadcast. Thank you for taking us to uncover the mystery of this ancient dragon kingdom...
Professor Gu Nian's old and hoarse voice was transmitted to the live broadcast room.
Zhou Shuyi nodded slowly, just about to say "OK",
A violent whirlwind suddenly blows,
The beast's roar, like thunder roaring, echoed in Zhou Shuqia's ears again.
"I am full?"
The tall primitive man sitting on the giant tiger asked,
"Um."
Zhou Shuyi nodded slightly.
"Come up," the man said again.
Hearing this, Zhou Shuyi was taken aback for a moment,
Then subconsciously stretched out the slender hand,
Li Changbai grabbed Zhou Shuyi's arm and pulled him onto the back of the saber-toothed tiger.
"Roar!"
Saber-toothed tiger eagle sauce noticed that there was a second person sitting on its back, grinning and growling in dissatisfaction.
"go home.
Li Changbai patted the head of this prehistoric overlord,
The master ordered, the domesticated prehistoric overlord dared not disobey,
Immediately, the tiger's tail flicked, and the strong wind blew again.
Except for the sound of the wind,
On the entire high mountain, there was a clear and bright bone flute sound.
"Brothers, the ancestor has made another big move." Zhou Shuyi's voice echoed in the live broadcast room.
As soon as the bone flute blows, Yuanmou people gather together,
Meet the King!.
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