I Just Want To Farm

When the two martial arts masters saw it, they were dumbfounded, and they all laughed. Then they realized that this was wrong, they quickly turned their faces straight, stared at Qin Yu and said angrily: "You are crooked, full of devious thoughts, how dare you use this kind of Shameful things to fool the eldest lady!"

Fuck you, you are shameless, I draw very cute, okay?

And in order to be confused, Qin Yu specially imitated Jiaojiao's body posture and eyes.

Hey~ Fat Jiao is not here, but there are still legends about him.

Why doesn't this girl smile, no woman used to be able to stand up to being fat and cute, even that surnamed Yin liked that little fatty Dou.

"No, I'm sincere. Miss Shangwen, please believe me."

Shangwen Lingyun didn't smile either, she just pressed the paper on the table and tapped it with her slender fingers, "Why don't you write?"

"My handwriting is ugly."

"Are you ugly too? Why are you wearing a mask?"

Are you ugly? You don't wear a veil too!

Qin Yu hated her in his heart, but on the surface he was cute and smart, and said a little shyly, "For the sake of mystery."

"Um?"

"People in the Jianghu need a sense of mystery, and I used to do bad things, afraid that others will see my true colors."

"What if I ask you to take off the mask now?"

"Uh, I don't want it anymore~~ Well, in fact, I am very ugly, very ugly, and it will hurt the young lady's eyes."

"Your painting has hurt my eyes."

"..."

This kind of cartoon abstract cuteness is the only one in the world, I don't know the goods.

Qin Yu quickly glanced at the two martial arts masters, "I'd better write."

She wrote words, one row.

Little lady, wait for my little fish boy to love you.

The handwriting is done in one go, exactly the same.

The servant girl's face darkened, and she helped Wen Lingyun open the letter and compared it, "Miss, it's her."

This shameless thing dares to choose the most disgusting words to write.

Little did he know that Qin Yu was rejoicing in his heart that Mr. Xiao Yu had a low level of education, and some of the letter papers left in the past had such a sentence in his words to those women.

Disgusting Bala shameless.

Shangwen Lingyun's doubts faded away, and Qin Yu lost her original kindness and calmness, but became a little more cold, "It is said that Jinpen washes his hands is still a good man, but your past behavior has hurt many girls. Even if you really repent, you can't erase the past, tell me, how should I deal with you?"

Are you going to kill her?

Qin Yu's eyes flickered, and he said, "Then treat him with his own way."

Wen Lingyun was puzzled.

Qin Yu: "Miss Shangwen can curse that I will also be humiliated, abused, abused and ravaged by other people picking flowers in the future. If you want to live, if you want to die, if you want to live, if you want to live, if you want to die, you can't..."

Shangwen Lingyun: "..."

Probably shocked by Qin Yu's shamelessness and viciousness, both the maid and the master were silent.

Shangwen Lingyun was also silent for a moment before responding, "It's hard to find so many suitable words for you~~ But I may not be able to do this kind of thing."

Qin Yu: "Then let me fend for myself?"

You think beautifully!

Shangwen Lingyun chuckled, "But I think of someone who can ravage you."

"I don't know?"

"Lin Heng."

"..."

What about the virtuous and virtuous family, the model, the kind lady?

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Qin Yu had a premonition that Shangwen Lingyun would not waste time just for a thief who had sent him a flower-picking letter, and must have something in mind.

As expected, there is still some use value for staring at her, or Shang Wenlingyun predicted that Lin Heng would take her for his own use.

Once upon a time there was a mountain that was very beautiful.

What mountain?

Cold Mountains, Brokeback Mountains, Himalayas?

No, Mission Impossible 3.

There is another road, if you go up it, you will not be able to turn back.

what?

Equator sidewalk non-motorized lane?

No, Infernal Affairs.

"Miss Shangwen means to let me..."

"Are you interested in changing your mind and turning to the light and becoming a traitor?"

"..."

Is it still related to rape, can I change the way?

Qin Yu was a little hesitant, silent, and then embarrassed, "A person like Lin Xiang, I would definitely not dare to go up to him to seek death, Miss Shangwen may have misjudged the person, and she cheated and betrayed people, this is not a good person, right?" .”

"Is Lin Heng a bad person?"

"Calculate."

"Am I a good person?"

"Naturally."

"Then you deal with a bad person for a good person. This is naturally the most correct thing. Since you are doing the right thing, you are also a good person. They all say to change your mind. If you don't do anything, how does the Buddha know that you have repented?" ?”

I believe you ghost, you white lotus, you have a very bad heart!

Qin Yu: "Generally speaking, if I throw a sack of incense money into the temple, those monks will think that I have repented."

Shangwen Lingyun: "..."

What this guy said was speechless.

Perhaps he couldn't see the gentleness of his eldest lady. Seeing the eldest lady sighing and mourning, the two masters were very rough, and the sword fell directly on Qin Yu's neck.

Qin Yu immediately said weakly: "I think we can have a long-term discussion on this matter, make a plan, and do a glorious and great cause that will benefit the country, the people, and the common people."

Shangwen Lingyun lowered her eyes and smiled.

Has this person sung before? A set of jokes.

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After following up with Wen Lingyun to achieve a great mission cooperation project, the status of the enemy and the enemy changed. Shang Wenlingyun also looked at Qin Yu a little more pleasingly, and said gently and kindly: "Young Master Xiao Yu is full of talent and talent, and the future must be limitless."

Qin Yu: "If I was trampled to death by Lin Heng, might Miss Shangwen collect my body?"

Shangwen Lingyun frowned, then sighed, "Generally speaking, the people killed by Lin Heng basically have no bones left. You can change your wish."

I hope that your aunt is online three hundred and sixty-five days a year.

"Then send me some martial arts cheats or natural treasures to enhance internal strength. My foundation is shallow, my martial arts is low, and self-protection is not enough~~As the saying goes, a horse has no night grass and is not fat. How can I work hard for you?"

Little people in the world, if you follow the pole and climb up, you will be a hooligan even if you change your mind. Wen Lingyun didn't think too well of people, so she smiled, "Of course, if the cooperation is happy and the interests are shared, I will never It will treat a good person badly, but first let's make a covenant."

The so-called covenant is the evidence used to blackmail her, one for each person, but the covenant in Qin Yu's hands has no lethal effect on Wen Lingyun, because the Taishi's Mansion and the Prime Minister's Mansion are hostile to each other, but Qin Yu is As an undercover agent, Shangwen Lingyun held the covenant, which was equivalent to choking Qin Yu by the throat.

But Qin Yu doesn't care, because she has a lot of debts with Lin Heng.

Just as they were about to separate, Shangwen Lingyun suddenly asked: "Young Master Yu, just now I saw that you were holding a small secret scroll in your hand, may you show me?"

This is the gift that the old man gave me, how can I show it to you.

But Qin Yu caught a glimpse of the master's long sword with a cold glow, and immediately smiled, "Of course, I can give it to you. As a meeting gift, I'm not a stingy person."

Guessing is not a good thing anyway.

Qin Yu put the small scroll on the table, straightened his sleeves, and prepared to leave.

Shangwen Lingyun just thought of it on the spur of the moment, after opening the small secret scroll at will, she was stunned for a moment, and then closed it again.

"No, you can use it yourself."

The tone is a little light.

Then she left, and a group of people disappeared into the bamboo forest with a clatter.

Qin Yu was thoughtful, and picked up the lonely little scroll to read,

Oh, the above is a set of simulation pictures of male and female movements at 360 degrees without dead ends.

It is said that it is male and female, not male and female, because there are male and female, there are male and female, and there are female and female.

Do you understand the combination of numbers?

A set of thirteen poses.

lifelike.

Still painted and realistic.

With such a small secret scroll, coupled with her constant repentance and repentance, how could anyone know what kind of pervert Shang Wen Lingyun would think of her as.

Qin Yu: "..."

That damned old man!

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