I write apocrypha in Warhammer

"What did you say?"

The strange spiritual master's face was full of surprise, and he thought he had heard wrongly.

"I said, I had a premonition that such a day would come. The days of this rotten empire are almost over. If you don't have anything you want, and won't let you do anything, it will end sooner or later. It's better to find a good home for yourself as soon as possible, and Isn't there a saying that says, if you can't defeat it, then join it; if you can't resist it, just close your eyes and enjoy it. In fact, it's good to take refuge in chaos, and you can enjoy the shade under the big tree."

Wei Mu pretended not to look at me with thick eyebrows and big eyes. In fact, I already had a bone-chilling posture on the back of my head.

"Oh, that's it. I didn't expect you to have such awareness."

The Wan Chang Demon Lord looked at Wei Mu carefully, as if judging the authenticity of his words.

"So I have made some preparations before, thinking that I can use it directly when I take the devil brother with me in the future. Please move a little faster and complete the rest of the process quickly. As the boss of you guys, here There’s still a lot to arrange.”

Wei Mu urged seriously, as if he couldn't wait to join the happy and harmonious Chaos family.

He hasn't even taken the position yet, but the boss's style has already been shown.

And we don’t want to be your little brother, so we are having a headache here. Do you really don’t understand, or are you pretending not to see it?

But to be honest, you are the one who is being served. You got the command of four legions for free. Of course you feel comfortable jumping here. It’s just that we, the betrayed devils, suffered a lot. A boss was inexplicably parachuted above your head, and you still can’t resist. , There is simply no way to heaven and no way to earth.

Do you really want to do what this kid said, just close your eyes and enjoy it if you can't disobey, and honestly accept your fate to work for this kid?

The big demons had weird expressions, and they didn't know what to say for a while.

At this moment, Wei Mu took out a stack of stickers from somewhere and held them in his arms.

It was a tattoo sticker made with a special process that was difficult to remove after use. The sticker had a large head of some kind of beast painted on it, with a black and white color scheme that looked furry.

Then, he came to the Great Unclean One, borrowed the power of the green light ring to transform into a big hand, and slapped one of the stickers on the other person's body.

"Uh, what are you doing?" Leprosy asked, shaking his head.

Because it is too fat, it has to hold up its belly to barely see the pattern underneath.

In fact, the Great Unclean One is often unable to see the lower half of their body because the bloated belly fat blocks their view.

Leper can feel that these stickers are not dangerous, they are just simple pattern marks, so he is very curious as to why Wei Mu does this.

"Don't you see that we will become friends right away? From now on, we will be a team, a family, and we must have the same team logo. When we succeed in our career and become famous, others can too Knowing our name, traffic and popularity are also resources, so don’t underestimate them." Wei Mu explained, "As for the pattern I chose, it is a very popular creature in my hometown, and its name is the giant panda. , it can fight, it is good-looking, and it is also a legendary mythical beast. It is much higher-end than mantises, sharks, minotaurs and the like. It is naturally superior to that group of people. It is absolutely no problem to use it as a logo. Trust me. taste."

"Speaking of which, I have actually wanted to form a giant panda war group in the empire for a long time. However, I have too many things to do and the process is very troublesome, so I have not been able to do it until now. Now I have joined Chaos. Later, if we ever have the opportunity to corrupt a group of Space Marines, we will use this as our warband name."

Wei Mu felt regretful and fortunate about this.

The ambitions that cannot be realized in the empire will eventually be realized on the side of Chaos, which is also a great blessing in life.

"Well, that's it." Leprosy nodded in understanding, expressing his understanding of Wei Mu's idea of ​​realizing his wish, but then he said, "But this will affect my skin and hinder the occurrence and development of herpes. The release of germs, this is contrary to the way of decay and rebirth, the loving father would not be happy, so I can’t post this.”

The Great Unclean One rejected Wei Mu's proposal and tried to remove the sticker.

However, due to obesity, its arms cannot reach the sides of its belly.

Nurgle Daemons have never been known for their agility; they are often very clumsy.

After trying several times to no avail, Leprosy finally knocked himself off his feet and fell heavily to the ground. The impact caused caused the deck of the ship to tremble.

It had no choice but to seek help from the Nurgling on the side.

Nurgling was still small in stature and quickly climbed onto the body of the Great Unclean One.

The evil little creature stuck out its tongue and was about to lick the sticker off with its saliva, which was filled with countless germs. When Wei Mu saw it, he just grabbed it.

If you want to successfully force these demons to rebel, you must first let them see what despair is.

"Also, I have to emphasize one more point. As a unified group, we will naturally have to stay together in the future. The four of us will sleep on the upper and lower bunks. The Nurgle family cannot sleep on the upper bunk because they are too fat. You can choose the other positions yourself." Wei Mu reminded.

These sudden words immediately stunned the demons.

Good guy, it's already great that these troops don't start fighting on the spot after they meet, but you actually want to arrange them into a dormitory?

The Bloodletter of Khorne was doing some exercise with the iron, the sound of Slaanesh singing and dancing could be heard in his ears, the smell of Nurgle's Plaguebringer soup was filling the air, and the Tzeentch Horrors were on the side performing all kinds of uncontrollable things. magic experiment

For them, this is simply not the life of a devil. They have to fight to death every day in the dormitory.

It only takes a little thought to realize how outrageous it is, and such an outrageous thing will definitely not become a reality.

The demons just took it as a joke.

However, Wei Mu took this matter seriously and continued to talk to himself: "Since it is a collective accommodation, we cannot be careless about hygiene. It is definitely not okay to be sloppy like this."

Then, he used the lamp ring to make a bathtub, filled it with soapy water and disinfectant, then threw the Nurgling in it and rubbed it, trying to clean the dirty little thing. Forced to bathe in fragrant foam and detergent, it was like a frying pan to the Nurgle demons, and bursts of miserable screams came out of their mouths.

"No, what have you done!"

The Nurgle demons present were frightened by this scene. They had never seen such atrocities.

Leprosy's face was full of anxiety and sadness. It quickly struggled to get up from the ground and tried to save the poor Nurgling.

But because of his overweight body, when leprosy finally approached, Wei Mu had already finished cleaning the Nurgling and hung it on a clothes pole to dry.

"About this level is enough. You see, after washing it clean, the child sleeps soundly."

Wei Mu was very satisfied with his bathing technique.

The Nurgling being served by him stuck out his tongue, rolled his eyes, and fell into a deep coma.