I’m a Director, I’m Not Bad

Shaobing was speechless at this moment.

My heart says if you don’t talk about cross talk, why are you going?

You are homeschooled.

If you don’t learn, who will take over in the future?

This kid is not young yet, how could he say such nonsense?

Even though he was not very old himself, he still felt ridiculous because of Guo Qilin's childish words.

Isn’t this nonsense?

If you don’t learn cross talk and don’t take over, who can take over?

I? Yue Yunpeng? Or Luan Yunping?

No one can pick it up.

And just when he was about to say something, suddenly, the stable door was opened.

Xiaolong, who was recently accepted as an apprentice by Yu Xuan from a racecourse worker, stood at the door:

"Brother Pancake, Lin Lin, Director Xu is here."

"ah?"

Shaobing was stunned for a moment, but immediately responded:

"Hey, here we come."

Xiaolong nodded and left.

He came here to inform the two of them.

After he left, Shaobing glared at Guo Qilin angrily:

"Okay, don't act like a drunkard and talk nonsense in broad daylight. Let's go~"

"..."

Regarding the attitude of Shaobing, Guo Qilin was not surprised at all.

Because he himself also knew how ridiculous his words were.

But……

No matter how ridiculous it is, it's true.

Looking at the cake brother who was walking forward before him, Guo Qilin moved his mouth... and finally lowered his head silently and followed him.

…

"Go, go, let your little sheep brother play with you two."

After quickly sending the two ancestors away, Xu Xin rubbed his temples and complained to Yu Xuan:

"My brain is boiling."

"Then you haven't met my junior brother Hou Zhen."

Yu Xuan joked with a smile.

Yang Dalin next to him was carrying a fishing bag and was already planning to start.

"Qian'er, have you fed me these past few days?"

"I haven't been fed. I've just become civilized and I'm hungry. Brother, it's a good time to go. Yesterday, Fatty Sun came to fish all morning. Good guy, that fish is like crazy. It's even connected to the rod!"

Upon hearing this, Yang Dalin was happy.

Although the fish pond at Qian'er's house is not big, from what I heard, I can have fun today.

"Then you guys chat, I'm going."

"Eh."

Xu Xin responded, and after his father-in-law left, he took Yu Xuan's cigarette, lit it with some melancholy, and said:

"It's better to go to school. It's really annoying me."

"Ha~ Children, it's all like this. It's annoying now. When you grow up and aren't by your side anymore, you should think about it then."

Xu Xinxin didn't know whether your words comforted me or stimulated me.

After Yu Xuan lit his cigarette, he asked:

"What do you want to eat for lunch?"

"Just take a bite, I just brought my two ancestors here. I really can't take it with me at home..."

"Hahaha~"

Yu Xuan started to enjoy himself.

Although Xu Xin said he was fooling him, how could he fool him when his friend was here?

Just in time, he saw Xiaolong and waved directly.

"Master, Director Xu."

"You go and chop some mutton, take the mutton rolls we made last time when we went to Inner Mongolia. Buy some shrimps, abalone and the like, and we'll have hot-boiled meat for lunch."

"Hey, that's good."

Xiaolong responded, and Yu Xuan asked again:

"Where are Xiaobing Dalin and the others?"

"Come right away. I shouted~"

Xu Xin was stunned:

"Little biscuit is here too?"

"Yes, we have a performance tonight at Beizhan."

"Then drink less at noon...it's okay to drink more. Let's play "Fenhe Bay" again."

After hearing this, Yu Xuan subconsciously added:

"Oh~"

"Hahaha~"

After a rare joke with Big Brother, Xu Xin looked at the horse farm, where the horses were roaming the Nanshan Mountains, and the green grass rising up, and suddenly said with a bit of emotion:

"Not to mention... it's really good to get a piece of land and do this."

"In Yanjing?"

"Um."

"Well……"

Yu Xuan thought for a while and said:

"Then you can run to Miyun. It's a little far, but the scenery over there is not bad."

"Hey~ I just said that. Yang Mi told me two days ago that the house in Los Angeles cost 100 million or 200 million, and she bought it to live with a nanny."

"Hahaha, that's not true~"

Just as he was talking, Xu Xin saw two people coming out of the stable.

He recognized the "tall and thin" sesame seed cake at a glance and sighed:

"The little cake has changed so much."

"That's not the case."

Yu Xuan also agreed with his eyes.

"This kid has a stubborn temper and has really worked hard to lose weight. But look at Dalin..."

"..."

Xu Xin said nothing.

Simply because I am speechless.

Why is Guo Qilin so fat?

In itself... Guo Qilin is not tall, only 1.7 meters tall.

Although he hadn't gotten close yet, Xu Xin was confused looking at his chubby appearance.

Why haven’t we seen each other for more than half a year? This baby...

Did you eat chemical fertilizer?

He subconsciously looked at Yu Xuan:

"How much delicious food have you made?"

"It would be better if he really eats with me!"

Yu Xuan said speechlessly:

"When he came, I took care of him, but now he doesn't live with me, he lives with their team members. Those kids have late-night snacks after work, beer, barbecue, Coke... and he treats them . If you have no money, just ask me...I said that two days ago, I said, Master, why are you looking for a master? Are you looking for someone to take advantage of you..."

Although he was complaining, Xu Xin could naturally see that apart from feeling that Dalin was a bit fat, Brother Qianer was quite happy with the so-called "asking for money to spend".

Isn't there a saying in cross talk? What's it called...Master and disciple are like father and son.

It is indeed normal for the son to ask me for money.

So Xu Xin said:

"I have to tell Shaobing carefully and let him take Dalin with him. Wasn't it good if he didn't exercise last year..."

"Shaobing also said that, but he doesn't come here very often. He only comes occasionally. In the past, he would come here once in a while after holidays. Then when you first bought the car, you liked to travel all over the place. Now you don't come here very often. , isn’t he on the show, and he’s also very busy, and since they are not on the same team, we can’t hold him back.”

While talking, Guo Qilin and Shaobing both came over.

"elder brother."

Shaobing said hello with a smile.

Guo Qilin then said politely:

"Brother Xu, you are here."

Xu Xin nodded slightly, looked at Guo Qilin's round belly under the tattered cotton clothes used for work, and asked:

"Da Lin, how old are you now?"

"Uh...180."

Guo Qilin hesitated and gave a number.

As a result, Shaobing immediately rolled his eyes.

If it were Guo Qilin alone, then Xu Xin might still believe what he said.

As soon as Shaobing rolled his eyes, he reacted and said in a dumbfounded voice:

"Tell me! How many pounds!"

Guo Qilin's fleshy face twitched for a while...but he finally told the truth:

"190."

"..."

"..."

Not to mention Xu Xin, even Yu Xuan was speechless.

Xu Xin quickly said:

"You really need to lose weight. If you continue like this...it affects development, you know? It affects men's development."

"Yes, obesity will affect the production of testosterone, and also interfere with the secretion of male hormones and the balance of hormones in the body..."

Shaobing, who looked like a "health evangelist," also responded.

Selling your teammates is a clean act.

Xu Xinxin said it was not enough for you to show off, but he still felt a sense of accomplishment.

After all, Shaobing lost weight under his own influence.

He was also happy to see his "masterpiece".

But Guo Qilin didn't say a word...

At this time, he heard a cry:

"Hahaha, Dad, Dad, come quickly~"

Xu Xin turned around and saw that his two ancestors were chasing him. Zaizai and Niuniu in front were rushing towards him like they were desperate.

He hadn't seen these two dogs for a long time, so he squatted down with a smile.

He started petting two dogs lying on the ground with their tails wagging wildly.

At this time, Xiaolong changed his clothes and walked over with a plastic bag in his hand:

"Master, is this the mutton roll?"

Yu Xuan opened the plastic bag, took a look, and nodded:

"Yes, they're all dug up. There are a lot of people today... Dalin, you go with your junior brother. Just move, if you don't move, you'll turn into a ball~"

"Eh~"

Guo Qilin responded happily.

After saying hello to Xu Xin, he left with Xiaolong.

"Zai Zai, Zai Zai, come here~"

Nuannuan started greeting over there.

Seeing this, Xu Xin patted the heads of the two dogs:

"Okay, you two go."

After receiving the order, the two dogs, which had entered their twilight years, returned to their two young masters.

Xu Xin looked at the two dogs, sighed and said to Xuan:

"It's appropriate to put them together. The space at home is too small... Where are their children?"

"I'm locked up. Nuannuan and Yangyang don't come here very often. I'm afraid of those big dogs."

In the past two years, Zai Zai and Niu Niu have not had many children left.

After giving one to Zhang Wu for the first time, he took two more to give to his comrades in the second litter.

The bloodlines of these two German shepherds are definitely undeniable. There are very few things in China that can be compared with what Wang Sicong has produced, almost none.

Pure-blooded German shepherds are given as gifts, and the people who like them are indeed gone.

Although it is unfair to Zaizai and Niuniu, it is true... Xu Xin maintained many of his connections in this way.

After getting up and looking at the child who was playing fetch with the two dogs, Xu Xinxin said that she could feel more at ease now.

At this time, he turned his head and glanced at Shaobing:

"not cold?"

"Hehe... I'm addicted."

Shaobing grinned happily:

"After I get in shape, I like to show off. I can't wait for summer to come soon~"

Yu Xuan rolled his eyes at him angrily:

"Just play the flute. Let me see what you do if you catch a cold. Guo Qilin was just playing the flute just like you two days ago. Didn't you see the virtue of having a cold?"

"Hehe, I can't. He's weak. I'm in good health..."

As he said this, Shaobing seemed to have remembered something, and quickly asked Xuan:

"Has he chatted with you recently?"

Yu Xuan was stunned:

"What are you talking about with me?"

"Well……"

Looking at his hesitant behavior, Xu Xin said:

"That's what you said."

"Just...he just whispered to me that he didn't want to talk about cross talk anymore. I think I have discussed it with you."

Yu Xuan was stunned.

Obviously, he had just learned about this.

But Xu Xin thought more simply:

"Why? He made a mistake again? Did Teacher Guo punish him again?"

He thought that Dalin had made the same mistake as last year's show... the Five Elements Bagua, or some Yin and Yang Bagua show, and was retaliated by Guo Degang again.

This time it was Yu Xuan who answered him:

"That's not true. This kid has been performing very well during this period. There's nothing wrong with the performance... Although it's not outstanding, it's not bad either. Can he be allowed to open without watching a commercial show... Pie, what's wrong with him? Did you tell me?"

"No, we just started talking about the recording of "Running Brothers". We just finished recording the first episode, so I told him what happened during the recording. Later he asked me how much my salary was, but I didn't say..."

"There's nothing to say about this. It's not a secret. It's only 300,000 per issue."

Xu Xin said casually.

The corners of Yu Xuan's mouth twitched when he heard this...

I think it’s easier for you to make money.

But in fact, this price is really not false.

Deng Chao is more expensive. After all, he is the core figure here and has the largest position.

It’s 600,000 per issue.

The other actors' quotas are actually in the 300,000 range, and the fluctuations will not be too big.

To put it bluntly, variety shows are entertainment, and the prices are indeed high.

But after hearing this, Shaobing shook his head:

"I didn't get a penny~"

"...?"

Xu Xin was stunned:

"Why?"

"Sister said she was afraid that I would spend it blindly, so she gave the money to my master directly. When the master thinks I am ready, she will give the money to me."

"...She is really careless."

Hearing his complaints, Shaobing asked with a smile:

"Brother, can you change it for me?"

Unexpectedly, Xu Xin said without thinking:

"It can't be changed."

In Shaobing's speechless gaze, he looked very self-aware and virtuous:

"Your sister is very good at talking, much easier than me."

"Then you didn't say anything..."

"I meant that she was just talking nonsense, and I didn't say that she did something wrong... Come on, come on, don't complain, I still have a gas card in the car, I'll give it to you, okay?"

"Hey, how much money is left in it?"

"I don't know, maybe thirty to fifty thousand? It's enough for you anyway."

"Hey hey hey hey..."

Shaobing grinned and started laughing wildly.

Only when you drive the Wrangler do you realize what a gas-hungry car this car is.

He was not exaggerating when he told Dalin that he hadn't eaten beef for many days... This car really burned too much fuel.

And the most important thing is that he is still modifying it.

I plan to change the suspension, appearance, and miscellaneous things of this car, and then go for hardcore off-roading... What do you mean? As soon as you enter the modification process, you will be as deep as the sea. From then on, the original factory is just a passerby.

It’s really not fake at all.

Now that you have a gas card, with tens of thousands of dollars of gas, you can drive it for at least two or three years!

Can you be unhappy?

While he was enjoying himself there, Yu Xuan's brows were furrowed:

"Xiaobing, Dalin told you that he didn't want to talk about cross talk? Is there anything else?"

"No more...Hey, uncle, don't listen to him, that's nonsense. If he doesn't talk about cross talk, what will my master do? Right?"

Obviously, Shaobing didn't really realize what was behind this sentence.

But Yu Xuan is different.

He didn't answer the question about sesame cakes, he just frowned and fell into thinking.

As a "spectator", Xu Xin glanced at Brother Qian'er and said nothing.

This kind of thing... it's hard for him to talk about it.

No matter what the angle is, it's not easy to speak.

…

"How did you feel about your first show?"

"It's pretty good, the games are fun, and the atmosphere is great... Brother, are Sister Kun Ling really in love with Brother Lun?"

"What? Don't believe it?"

"No, just curious."

"What's there to be curious about? I've given you no less than a hundred autographs over the years. Isn't Jay Chou just his personal name?"

"Hehehe, that's different..."

"Pie, in short, just remember one thing. When you appear on TV, or in the entertainment industry, you represent not only yourself, but also the brand of Deyun Society. Be smarter and watch more Watch the original Korean show. Put simply, variety shows are all about character. Sometimes you are obviously very smart, but you have to pretend to be stupid. Don’t be too serious, and don’t be too serious. The first thing that comes to your mind is always how to shake off your baggage. , to make the audience laugh, do you understand?”

"I understand, brother. Brother Cong also talked to me, and sister also told me. I understand what you mean, just like this issue, I deliberately lost to Ma Su in the game, and then the director asked me what I liked What kind of positioning? I told him, I want to be a "Reckless Man"... behave a little rougher, a little silly... just like Lee Kwang-soo's stupid brother who is not very smart, only has muscles but not brains. I think this The positioning is particularly suitable for me. Then my sister also told me that my positioning is good, and I can be a little warmer, such as a flower protector, or a little more bold, etc... Don't worry, I have a good idea."

"Well, it's fine if you have a record... But I'm telling you not to cause trouble and keep a cool head. If you don't show off, we're afraid of trouble. These artists all do one thing in front of others and another behind their backs. Who dares to stab you..."

"No, no, hehe, brother."

As if he heard what Xu Xin meant, Shaobing quickly shook his head:

"People come to our show just to have fun. They are guests. No matter how bad the guests are, I have to give them a good face. Look, I have been talking about cross talk for so many years. When did I say that I was irritating the audience? Then No. Don’t worry, I know what’s going on.”

"..."

Xu Xin glanced at the sunny and muscular man in front of him in surprise.

The relief in his eyes gradually rose.

Obviously when we first met, he was still a reckless and freckled child...

I can eat eight plates of hand-cut mutton by myself and like to drink Coca-Cola.

But now...

"Grow up, pie."

Xu Xin patted his shoulder:

"Then let's have a good time, but we have agreed that the cross talk cannot be delayed..."

"Don't worry!"

"Director Xu, come to dinner."

At this time, Yu Xuan walked into the study room where he was drinking tea and shouted.

"Eh."

Xu Xin responded.

Shaobing also quickly said:

"I'll call those three kids."

"Okay, remember to wash their hands with the three of them."

"knew."

After the sesame cakes were taken out, Xu Xin went all the way to the restaurant room.

Yu Xuan held a jar of wine with no label in his hand:

"Shall we drink this? My friend's winery makes Maotai-flavor wine. Xiaofengtan, it's quite delicious."

"Okay."

Xu Xin agreed casually, and at this time, Guo Qilin walked in with a large plate of mutton.

Seeing the master opening the wine, he quickly asked:

"Master, how many wine cups can you get?"

There are no outsiders today. Logically speaking, even including Yu Xuan's lover Bai Huimin, there are four "adults".

Yu Xuan said:

"Take four."

Guo Qilin was stunned:

"Master Wife also drinks?"

"Your wife doesn't want to drink. Master, let's drink some at noon today."

"……ah?"

Guo Qilin was even more confused:

"There will be a performance tonight."

Yu Xuan waved his hand:

"It's okay, it's not a problem. Just drink less and it'll be over~"

Hearing this, Xu Xin glanced at Yu Xuan...

Tsk.

It was obvious that Guo Qilin was really puzzled.

There is a performance in the evening and you want me to drink at noon?

Master, are you sure?

But Yu Xuan waved his hand:

"Hurry and get the cup, I'm hungry."

"Uh...hey, okay."

Guo Qilin, who wanted to drink some wine with Master and Brother Xu, quickly took out the wine cup from the drawer.

Although he is still underage... let alone other countries, how many teenagers in China actually tasted their first sip of wine after the age of 18?

Right.

Take out the wine cup and put the wine dispenser in place.

Shaobing also came back with three clay monkeys including Xiaoyang'er.

As soon as he entered the room, the broken gong voice shouted:

"Uncle, Brother Xu, when I first went there, the three of them were rolling in the straw. Good guy, my clothes were full of smoke..."

Bai Huimin's mouth twitched when she heard this.

But Xu Xin didn't care.

let's play.

It’s not like we don’t have a washing machine at home.

At worst, I don’t want this suit anymore.

The most important thing is that the children are happy.

Everyone sat down, and the steaming copper pot for shabu-shabu was also set up.

We don’t pay much attention to meals at home. Yu Xuan held the wine glass and said:

"Come on, big brother, brother, let's go one by one."

The eldest brother's name is Yang Dalin, and the brother's name is Xu Xin...

Seniority is really messed up.

But everyone can't find fault with it.

After Xu Xin and Yu Xuan finished touching, they lowered their cups:

"Dad, come."

Although Yu Xuan's wife Bai Huimin has heard that title for several years, she can't help but roll her eyes every time they do it.

It's really messy.

After the three people clinked glasses, Yu Xuan said:

"Master, please come here and drink as much as you want."

Shaobing must be driving for Xu Xin today, so he doesn't drink alcohol, and Guo Qilin must have no one to drink with him.

As long as a 17-year-old kid can sit on the table and drink.

No one will do it.

Shabu-shabu from Inner Mongolia, Erbajiang sauce from old Yanjing, freshly fried chili oil, and paired with chive flowers, fermented bean curd, etc., form one of Yanjing’s most representative delicacies.

After a sip of wine, Yang Dalin’s words defined today’s gathering:

"Qian'er, you should drink less. Let's just have a taste of each other. We don't dare to delay the evening's performance."

"no problem."

Yu Xuan agreed happily.

Then start eating and drinking normally.

When Xu Xin drank the third cup, he suddenly saw someone putting a spoon into the shabu-shabu pot.

Looking up...

"Da Lin, why are you still drinking this meat soup?"

He looked at the little fat man opposite with some helplessness.

"Didn't I tell you? This soup is extremely high in purine."

"Uh... isn't this just rinsed? Hehehehe, Brother Xu, can I just drink this? I like to drink this."

"no."

Xu Xin said while turning his head to look at Yu Xuan.

Yu Xuan shook his head helplessly:

"Hey, I can't stop you. I've said it so many times... He just feels like it."

"That's not what you said. Brother Qian'er, you are his master. If you don't tell me, who will? He is so fat, and he likes to drink things with high purine, and he also drinks cola... Isn't this how diseases such as diabetes and gout come about? If you don’t pay attention now, when the disease really catches you, it will be too late.”

Seeing Xu Xin's firm words, Yu Xuan also tried to help his apprentice "return his respect":

"Isn't the child still young..."

"Diabetes doesn't matter whether it's morning or evening... Xiaobing, can you control him?"

The Shaobing who was dipping the shabu-shabu with seafood soy sauce and eating it shook his head without thinking:

"I can't control it, brother. If he's with me, that's fine. I don't care about his food every day. I can help him lose weight. But now that we are not in the same team, I really can't control him. . He can listen to people from the Yunzi Branch, but who dares to control him below the Hezi Branch?"

"No, no, no, no, no, I can control it, I can control it."

Guo Qilin had a sneer on his face.

But after Xu Xin heard this, he thought about it and looked at Yu Xuan again:

"Brother Qian'er, let me be fair... If you want to do good for him, really, just throw him into the team of small cakes. Let's not mention the artistic side. If the child doesn't even have a good body, it will be really bad. At that point, it's too late to say anything. Let's just say he's fat without mentioning anything else. It's definitely not good. If Xiaopan can lose weight, I believe Teacher Guo will be happy too. If his son can lose weight , wouldn’t he be happier?”

From this moment on, the topic suddenly started surrounding Guo Qilin.

Yu Xuan thought for a while and nodded:

"I'll go back and talk to his dad. It's true... you can see that after Xiaobing lost weight, he became energetic. The two brothers were obviously together..."

He paused for a moment before saying again:

"After tonight, I will talk about it. Indeed, in the fourth team, no one can control him. It's okay to let him go to the cookie...er, okay?"

Upon hearing this, Guo Qilin quickly responded:

"I have no objection, Master, I will listen to you."

He agreed simply.

But... Yu Xuan's eyes blinked several times in succession.

There is definitely nothing wrong with Guo Qilin's answer.

But he was pretending something was wrong at the moment.

As for Yu Xuan's little moves, naturally he couldn't hide them from a director's eyes.

The emotions of the "character" are sometimes very superficial.

In addition, Xu Xin actually guessed what Yu Xuan wanted to ask since he asked Guo Qilin to drink at the dinner table today.

So, he glanced at the sesame seed cakes that were lowered to eat.

After thinking for a while, he raised his glass:

"Bake, come on, let's take one."

"Hey, okay. Brother, I'll have tea instead of wine."

"You want to drink but I don't want to. Who will drive us back?"

Xu Xin smiled and touched the cups together with him.

Then, while putting down the wine glass, he kicked Yang Dalin's calf with his foot.

Sitting next to Guo Qilin, Shaobing, who was drinking water, was stunned.

He glanced at Yang Dalin first, but immediately locked his eyes on Xu Xin.

His eyes looked a little confused.

I saw Brother Xu's eyes changing from staring at him to blinking rapidly, and then looking to the side.

Shaobing instinctively turned his head and saw Guo Qilin who was eating meat with his head down, and immediately understood.

He's not stupid either.

Originally, the uncle asked Lin Lin to drink today, and he was a little confused.

But at this moment, Brother Xu's look made him understand everything.

So he nodded slightly, picked up a cold dish with chopsticks, and asked Guo Qilin, who was eating meat next to him, in a very casual tone:

"Eh? You said you don't want to talk about cross talk today. Why?"

"..."

Guo Qilin's body suddenly stiffened.

He looked at Brother Cake with an incredulous tone.

Brother, are you sick?

Isn't this what we whispered in the stable?

Why are you talking about this now?

It has to be you, Brother Pie.

It’s really easy to sell teammates.