I’m Picking Up Pieces in PUBG

Chapter 1039: You are trying to be funny

Liu Zaishi began to ridicule on the side: "Haha, how did the two siblings start to become enemies? Aren’t they still very affectionate in the last issue, and they kissed."

Song Zhixiao blushed, stretched out her long legs and kicked Liu Jae-shik's kart cutely, and said, "It was accidentally bumped by a cookie during the game. Captain, believe it or not I drove the kart to hit you?"

Liu Zaishi hurriedly waved his hand, forgetting it, and couldn't afford it.

After the jokes, the game started, the referee gave a whistle, and ten cars started almost simultaneously.

However, at the beginning, many vehicles collided with each other.

All newbies play this, crashing is normal.

But still half of the cars rushed into the track smoothly and began to compete.

The cars are Jiang Siming, Liu Zaishi, Ma Dongxi, Jin Zhongguo and Song Zhixiao.

Jiang Siming found that Zhixiao was really good, and he actually ran to third place.

"Yes." Jiang Siming turned his head to show filial piety to Zhi while driving.

Song Zhixiao smiled, with dimples on his cheeks, which looked very good.

"Hmph, I used to be a kart master, don't let me overtake you."

"Then you try it."

The corner of Jiang Siming's mouth raised, and the movement of his hands began to speed up. The kart turned into an afterimage, quickly disappeared in the eyes of the other four, and ran to the front.

Liu Zaishi and the others were dumbfounded, and they quickly speeded up to catch up.

But no matter how they chased, they were still thrown far away.

"It's okay, don't worry, except for him, the other members of the red team are behind. Adding up the scores, we will definitely surpass him."

After Liu Zaishi finished speaking, everyone didn't panic. Yeah, it was useless for Jiang Siming to run first, because he only had ten points, and they swept second to fifth, and the sum of points far exceeded Jiang Siming.

Sure enough, Jiang Siming reached the end quickly. After getting out of the car, he glanced at the others in his team, and they were still far away.

Jiang Siming had nothing to do with this. He wanted to replace them, but the program group said no, so he could only sit and drink a glass of juice and watch them perform.

Soon, in the collision, ten people completed the game one after another.

In addition to Jiang Siming first, the red team was behind, only HAHA eventually broke fourth.

This guy Lee Kwang-soo ran to the bottom, even better than Jung Soo-jeong and the others.

"Guangzhu, are you an undercover agent?" Jiang Siming asked Li Guangzhu with ‘bad’ eyes.

"Ah? Captain, how can you doubt me so much, my heart hurts, the kind that hurts especially!"

Li Guangzhu began to pretend to be dead.

Jiang Siming said leisurely: "Why do you cover your belly with your heartache?"

Li Guangzhu's expression was subtle, and he quickly explained: "The pain has moved to the stomach."

Jiang Siming couldn't laugh or cry, he didn't mean anything.

After the first round of the competition, the red team lost the first game. Liu Zaishi and his team got a pennant.

When the pennant came out, everyone laughed.

A huge pennant, like a flagpole, is taller than Jiang Siming.

The key pennant can be robbed, such a big pennant, there is no place to hide it.

The blue team asked Wang Noi to hold this flag, which looked like a soldier on the battlefield.

Li Guangzhu walked up to Jiang Siming and conspired quietly: "Captain, let's find a chance to steal their flag."

"Okay, leave this to you, I will invite you to eat Sichuan hot pot."

Grunt.

Li Guangzhu swallowed unconvincingly, Huaxia Hotpot! The favorite Chinese food of Korean people!

"No problem, Captain, I promise to complete the task!"

For the hot pot, Lee Kwang-soo agreed very spinelessly.

When Liu Jae-shik saw Lee Kwang-soo like this, he guessed what he was going to do. They recorded the show for so many years, and they knew Kwang-soo too well.

As long as this guy wants to do bad things, this is the expression.

"Be careful, Guangzhu, this guy definitely wants to steal our pennants." Liu Jae-shik admonished.

Chi Shizhen was happy and smiled: "Do you think he is like this, dare to come over?"

When Liu Jae-shik saw his teammates, even if Kim Jong-kuk was there, there was also Ma Dong-seok. It is estimated that Kwang Soo's small body, they can play him crazy.

The red team lost the first round because of the poor results of others.

Both Zheng Xiujing and Song Qian felt very embarrassed.

"Sorry Captain, we are useless."

Jiang Siming waved his hand generously and said: "The outcome has not yet come out. Everyone has their own strengths. It's normal that they are not good at racing. There must be places you can play in the back."

The two girls felt warm after listening.

Li Guangzhu said bitterly at this time: "Captain, why don't you comfort me like that? You also said that I am an undercover agent, and you are obviously a friend of color."

"I can tell they are doing their best."

"I tried my best too."

"They are trying their best to drive, you are trying to be funny, I can tell."

"Wow, captain, you hurt my heart so much, I request a change of team!"

...

Lee Kwang-soo cried out with a wounded expression, and Song Ji-hyo was anxious, and immediately stood up: “Gwang-soo, I’ll change with you.”

"Don't, sister, I'm joking, of course I have to stand by our captain's side."

Li Guangzhu changed his face at the speed of light.

Just kidding, Jiang Siming didn't perform well here, at most he was just teased.

But if he fails to play well with Captain Shi, his "little life" is probably hard to be guaranteed.

Anyway, these brothers like to bully him, especially Zhong Guo.

At the end of the first round, the director began to issue the second task instruction.

"In the second round of confrontation, go to the Shanghai Giant Panda Pavilion to complete their respective tasks. Which team completes first will win."

Oh!

As soon as the director finished speaking, Liu Jae-shik and the others became excited, and even Zhixiao and Xiujing jumped up excitedly.

Jiang Siming asked doubtfully: "Why are you so happy?"

Li Guangzhu replied: "Panda! Let's go see the panda!"

Jiang Siming suddenly understood that these guys are sent to the panda.

It is no wonder that pandas are endemic to China and are also China's national treasure.

If other countries want to see national treasures, they either come to China to see it, or they can rent it to China.

The rental cost of a panda is as high as one million US dollars a year. The rental starts for one year and the panda must be insured. Once the panda dies in the local country, the country will face huge indemnities.

And even if you rent a pair of pandas and want to give birth to red pandas, it is not allowed. The red pandas born must be returned to China.

And even if you agree to use it, you still have to look at my face in Greater China. If you are willing to rent it to you, you can rent it to you. If you are awkward and unfriendly to China, I'm sorry, you are out of five a year. Millions of dollars won't kill you.

There is a panda, it is so hard.

Even so, there are still countless countries that want to rent pandas.

There is only one reason, that is, pandas are too cute, cute enough to rule the global aesthetics.

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