Konoha: Prepare to defect, the system is coming

Shukaku wanders around the village all day long, and if he is not protected, someone will notice his abnormality. Asuka had already thought of a reason when he first obtained Shukaku last year.

When the time comes, no matter how others ask, he will always say that he picked it up.

There are too many loopholes in the complex reasons, so it is better to just say that I picked them up and rely on the other person's brain to make up the rest.

"Picked it up!!"

After hearing these three words, Hashirama lowered his head again and glanced at the tea cauldron at his feet.

When he first saw it, Hashirama noticed that it looked like the tailed beast from Sunagakure Village. After further observation, he was almost certain that this thing was the tailed beast from Sunagakure Village.

But after some inquiring, he discovered that this was the psychic beast of Asuka.

Kaleidoscope Uchiha + Tailed Beast ≈ Uchiha Madara + Kyuubi! !

At that time, Hashirama originally planned to ask Asuka about the matter, but considering that it involved the secrets of the ninjas themselves and the busy affairs at the time, he decided to put the matter aside for the time being.

However, recently, this little thing appeared frequently in his house, causing the doubts in Hashirama's heart to emerge again.

"Asuka!"

He raised his head and glanced around. Hashirama even felt a little worried and closed his eyes to feel his surroundings before lowering his voice and saying, "Where did you pick up this tea cauldron?"

Asuka shrugged and said casually.

"On the way!

Hokage-sama, you know that I always pick up some weird guys on the road. "

Upon hearing this, Senju Hashirama's eyelids jumped, and he instantly thought of what he had investigated some time ago.

On the first day that the fried chicken restaurant opened, Uchiha Asuka picked up an old man from the street and took the old man to the Uchiha family dinner. After the dinner, the old man stayed with the Ryo family.

At that time, Uchiha Ryoichi and Asuka did not hide anything about the old man. Many people in the village witnessed the old man's existence, but because the old man was so old, others did not recognize who the other person was.

but.

Senju Hashirama has seen age spots before.

When Hashirama opened his eyes in the Uchiha underground laboratory, he saw Madara's soul leaving his body.

So he had no doubts about what Asuka said about picking up some weird guys on the road.

Even Madara dared to pick it up to eat, so what else did he dare not pick up?

"Asuka!"

Hashirama was silent for a long time, and Madara's appearance gradually became clear in his mind.

The time when this civet cat and Madara appeared are almost within a few days of each other. It is very likely that its appearance is related to Madara.

Thinking of the man who had been fighting with him for decades, Hashirama couldn't help but shake his head.

The brain circuit of the Uchiha clan is really strange.

Just like the last battle, who would have thought that Madara would come here riding the Nine-Tails, and who would have thought that Madara would be able to put Susanoo on the Nine-Tails.

Anyway, he didn't expect it.

"this."

Then, he secretly pointed to the tea cauldron at his feet and continued to ask, "Isn't it given to you by the "old man"?"

"Old man? Which old man?"

Seeing him acting stupid here, Hashirama took a deep breath, and then took out two scrolls from his pocket.

After unfolding the scrolls, one saw a man in red armor standing on the cliff with his arms crossed and a proud look on his face. In his eyes, there was nothing else but this world. things.

In another portrait, a hunched old man stood in front of Senju Hashirama's tomb. He was leaning on a cane in one hand and holding fried chicken in the other, looking at the tombstone with a proud expression.

There seemed to be nothing else in his eyes except the tombstone.

He waved the two unfolded scrolls in front of Asuka and asked.

"Asuka, don't you think the two people above are somewhat similar?"

After staring at the two scrolls for a while, Asuka rubbed his chin and said thoughtfully.

"Not to mention, these two are quite similar."

picture!

Of course!

This is the same person, how could it not look like him?

One is when Uchiha Madara was young, and the other is when Uchiha Madara is old.

Then, Hashirama was seen putting away the scroll, mouthing towards Ichibi on the ground, and said speechlessly, "Some time ago, I secretly opened my grave and took a look, and it was full of leftover chicken bones.

The body was originally kept by Tobirama. I have seen this in Tobirama's diary.

Chicken bones.

flying birds

Can you tell me why there are the words "Uchiha Fried Chicken" on the packaging outside the chicken bones? "

? ? ?

Hearing this, Feiniao looked at the memorial tablet in shock.

Are the coffins in Senju Hashirama full of chicken bones? ?

Or the chicken bones produced by his family? ?

Old man, why are you stuffing that thing into Hashirama's coffin?

Snapped!

next moment.

He saw Asuka punching his left palm with his right fist, and looked at Senju Hashirama with a confused expression, and said, "Hokage-sama, maybe that person saw that your body was not in the coffin, and planned to use chicken bones to piece it together for you. A body comes out.”

Hashirama instantly raised his eyelids and lost his breath.

“Okay, stop defending him.

Do you still need to use garbage bags to piece together the body? ?

Madara is really boring, why doesn't he just throw the rubbish into his coffin. "

Seeing Hashirama looking at him with determination, he almost had the words "Admit it quickly" written on his face.

Asuka immediately slapped his mouth and asked hesitantly.

"Hokage-sama, it turns out you have guessed it all."

"I've known it for a long time, but something happened some time ago, so I suppressed it for the time being."

Hashirama crossed his arms across his chest, looked at his coffin with a smile on his face, and said, "When I saw two buckets of intact fried chicken in the coffin, I already knew it was made by Madara."

"Why?"

Asuka looked at him curiously, trying to see something on Hashirama's face.

How did he know that the two buckets of fried chicken in the coffin were made by Madara?

Hashirama picked his nose and his tone suddenly became complicated.

"I wonder who carved a message next to those two barrels of fried chicken."

"What words?"

"Today the Uchiha Fried Chicken restaurant opened with a big discount, buy one get one free, I bought a bucket and wanted to give it to Madara-sama, but Madara-sama didn't have any appetite because he came to Konoha to be in love with the scenery.

Just when I was about to figure out how to eat two buckets of fried chicken per person, Madara-sama ordered me to send these two buckets of fried chicken to Hashirama and asked me to buy new ones.

What is the purpose of giving something away?

It's to enhance feelings.

If the owner of the cemetery doesn't even know who sent the things, how can we enhance the relationship?"

Having said this, Senju Hashirama suddenly fell silent.

As if he remembered something, a trace of recollection suddenly appeared in his eyes.

After a while.

Seeing Asuka staring at him curiously, Hashirama cleared his throat and continued talking about what he found inside the coffin.

“Gift giving is not a shameful thing.

Later, the person who gave Madara a gift engraved another paragraph next to that paragraph.

In June of Konoha 51, Madara-sama gave away two buckets of fried chicken worth 120 taels. "

Snapped!

In an instant, Asuka slapped his forehead, making a crisp sound.

He could already think of the person who did this idiotic thing.

Uzumaki Zetsu! !

Definitely Uzumaki Zetsu! !

That idiot, why did you leave your name on the gift? !