Marvel Book of Magical Events

The purpose of animal courtship behavior is to reproduce. The male red-capped pygmy bird will show a "moon walk" dance to the female, the bower bird will decorate the nest with fruit, and the throat fan lizard will display the bright-colored throat fan covered with scales on the throat. Even the Australian peacock dances with long legs and dances; the male dance fly will give a crystal-clear sand as a gift to the female, and even if it is limited to the environment, the penguin will choose smooth and beautiful pebbles. Everything is to show their own advantages or use gifts to please females. The underlying logic of many other animals' behaviors is not fundamentally different from the love between men and women in modern human society.

In the oldest past, hunting was the best way to express the male's muscle and intelligence, and only the strongest and brightest could return from the dark forest. I don't know how many men said to those hairy boys who were staring at their beautiful daughters with joy: Oh! Dear John, if you want to win my daughter's heart, go and bring back the scariest wolf fur ever! There can be no scratches on the fur, it is the best leather! No lice and fleas, no nuts where the squirrels hid, those lazy fat people who forgot where they hid their possessions.

Must remember, or I'll marry her to the miller as my wife!

Then one after another idiot died in the forest under the expectant eyes of the girl, or was hanged by the lord.

The differences between the past and the present, between lower creatures and humans, are only reflected in gifts and means of display. After so many years of evolution, humans still follow the set of behavioral logic in their genes, even Salomon is no exception. In the eyes of a mystic who received both classical and modern education, stockings, perfume, gold and animal skins are the best gifts. He plans to get a fur shawl for Bayonetta. A woman like her should have a rich shawl to go with a black evening dress, that bearskin blacker than night and smoother than satin. Athena told him that no matter in the past or now, beautiful fur will always make women crazy, and Salomon deeply agrees.

In order to obtain the most perfect bear hide, Salomon must go hunting in Avalon himself.

This gift will be his birthday present to Bayoneta in a few months.

"You have it too, I promise, I'll bring you some white mink fur." ​​Salomon promised Stephanie, "Does it sound like a qualified little lord of a knight's domain, my dear miller's daughter ?Is it time to give me the next file?"

"My lord's message." The little secretary rolled her eyes, and threw back the cell phone that the mystic mage had thrown aside. She knows many secrets that ordinary people cannot know in this life, and the existence of Kama Taj is one of them. "It's probably about the snacks in the refrigerator." Stephanie shrugged, "Next time you don't need to go to the convenience store for such a small thing. You only need a list, and anyone can do it. You just need to put those things Just send it to Karma Taj. I mean it, my lord, you're wasting your time going to the Clinton area where there are shootings every so often."

"You should know that Manhattan is all owned by Karma Taj, right? I have the original title deed, and now the owner of the title deed is me. There is no place in Manhattan that I cannot go to." [Note 1]

"That title deed is no longer recognized, my lord."

"I don't care! Whoever refuses to admit that I will kill him!" Facing the impending Sapo rolling Salomon, Stephanie even pressed the play button on the voicemail. After listening to the message, Salomon couldn't help rolling his eyes several times. He had expected His Holiness to talk to him. Serious topics include marriage urging (and women other than witches), the Mind Stone, the Quarter Reality Stone, alchemy, sacrifice, justice, and reason. Less serious topics also include marriage urging (and witches), snacks, dinner parties, and drinking. In between the serious and the not serious are apprenticeships, beatings and reading.

But he didn't expect that His Holiness wanted to interrogate a woman with an abnormal mind.

The cause of this incident was that the deacons of the New York Temple captured a crazy woman who called herself "Eye of Calamity". 【Note 2】This woman does not know any spells, and her only way of casting spells is to pray to magical entities. For example: "Unknowable Lord of all witchcraft, I call on you to break that tire.", or make meaningless and ridiculous sounds like "BIBIBO".

It is well known that there are many lesser known magical entities in the outer dimensions. Although they are not as powerful as Weishandi and other true gods, they are a good choice for some spellcasters who cannot sign contracts with powerful magical entities. Generally speaking, those relatively weak magical entities will also take the initiative to develop their own caster groups. The most common way is that someone with some potential has a dream and learns magic after waking up. However, since the truly talented people have long been picked away by powerful magical entities, the people who accept this kind of dream are often potential spellcasters who are not very talented. Egg's mental state has problems.

The deacons caught her because she was instilling ideas against human discrimination in a stone, and they got her back before the police arrived. Salomon was very suspicious that His Holiness entrusted him with this task in order to let him have a good rest, because there is no more amusing joke in this world than a crazy country spellcaster. Maybe Kama Taj will pay for her to go to [Big Rhona Tailor Shop] to customize a uniform for her. After all, this crazy woman's destructive ability is very limited. When His Holiness is still there, those relatively weak magic entities are unlikely to come. The main material plane.

To chat and drink a glass of wine, this is the task His Holiness gave Salomon.

"Are you really not going to be on Jimmy's Feather Show with us, Salomon?" Tony Stark said, "Everybody's going to be on the late-night talk show except Romanoff and Banner, even Rodgers So does the old guy. He's going to get involved with normal people, so we'll be on camera together... ok ok, I'll admit, I'm coming to you because I can't invite Saul. Maximoffs Also invited, Vision is coming too. Do you know what joke Clint has prepared - tiny exploding arrows and padlocks! I promise it's hilarious! You gotta get yourself a joke too, young man, don't Worried, I will pay someone to help polish it."

"No..." Salomon was a little annoyed and tried to hang up the phone.

"I hate this old-fashioned style the most. Do you still care about our quarrel on the aircraft carrier?" Stark muttered a few times, "The captain and I don't care, the Avengers series of pillows launched by the Stark Group Reassured him. We just had a conflict of ideas, you want to be an outsider, but you want to help others... Seriously, no one will blame you, we can understand you, after all, the magical world can't interfere with the real world. You want to hide When is your status, do you still think that after Sokovia, there will still be people who can't see your magic? Stop making trouble, you should stand up and let them like you! I guarantee you will gain a bunch fan!"

"No!" The mystic hung up the phone without hesitation, and then blacklisted Tony Stark's number.

"Stephanie, connect me to Agent Victoria Hand's communication, I want to know the status of her mission!"

【Note 1】From "Black Cat" #2

[Note 2] From "Unbelievable Gwen Servant" #2

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