May Be the Fake Gintama

　　 "That's not right! Isn't the fifteenth and the sixteenth followed by the seventeen?! Why is the eighteen lang!" Fourteen vomited.

　　 "Because Seventeen is not good, so I changed it." Jiang Cheng explained again, "Listen, Shichiro is crying again."

Wow, the children cried endlessly, and even Fourteen was a little skeptical, "Could it be...is this the real truth about mayonnaise? I always thought that mayonnaise was made by mayonnaise spirits in the mayonnaise kingdom. from……"

　　 Jiangcheng took out his phone and took two pictures of Shisi Kaka. Then Hou Jiang Cheng and Zong Wu couldn't stretch it anymore, clutching their stomachs and starting to laugh.

　　 "What's that? That skeptical look? It laughs to death, hahahahaha, this person really has a hole in his head! Hahahaha..."

"Boss, I'm right? Tufang-san is just a fool, hahahahaha..." Sougo took a mobile phone from behind Shiv. Either Shichiro, or Shichiro is still alive in your [BEEP——]!"

　　 Fourteen had a dark face and was silent for a long time, then stood up abruptly and drew out the sword he put aside, "Go to death both of you!"

　　 "Ah, it's awful, let's run away first, boss." Sougo ran away as he said.

　　 "Wait for me, Master Wu~" Jiang Cheng immediately followed.

　　 "Don't worry, when I just took the phone, I already put two time bombs on Tufang Sang." Sougo said as he ran.

　　 "Really?" Jiang Cheng asked in doubt, turning his head subconsciously, but at this moment, two huge explosions sounded.

　　 "By the way, boss, remember to pass the photo you took just now to me, I'm going to perform the task." So, Sougo ran to the other side.

　　 "Don't worry! This is a precious mobile desktop." Jiang Cheng waved his hand towards Sougo and walked to the other side.

　　 While staying in place, the fourteen who had been fainted was ignored by the two directly...

　　……

　　 "Oh, isn't this Da Rookuro?" Jiang Cheng walked on the road and greeted the little uncle who was on the side.

　　 "Who do you think is Dairokuro!"

　　 "Hey? Isn't your brother called Dawu (five)? Then you are Darulang?" Jiang Cheng asked in doubt.

　　 "Brother's I am not that five!"

　　 "Could it be...your name is Xiaoliulang? Not Daliulang?!" Jiang Cheng was shocked, "I'd like to say that earlier, Xiaoliulang-jun."

　　 "Don't give people such a strange name!" Xiao Liulang roared.

　　 "Brother! It's Zhensengumi!" The younger brother on the side reminded him that at this moment, Xiao Liulang suddenly found two members of Zhensengumi walking on the road.

　　 Then, the three of them quickly turned their heads.

　　 "This **** celestial being!" Xiao Liu Lang sipped, "And that Gui, it's really annoying."

　　 "Oh, work hard!" Jiang Cheng looked at the two Zhenseng group members on the road and said hello, and went forward, took out two coupons and handed them over, "I have time to play~"

　　 A member of Shinsengumi scratched his head and smiled and said, "I didn't expect the boss to go to the ground to pull business."

　　 "There is no way, after all, the passenger traffic is getting less and less now~" Jiang Cheng said with emotion, "If you have time, come and play, I will give you a discount~"

　　 "Although we also want to relax occasionally, but the vice-chief..." As he said, this Shinsengumi member was embarrassed.

　　 "Ah, I almost forgot, your vice-chief doesn't seem very good now..." Jiang Cheng suddenly seemed to have thought of something.

　　 "What's wrong with the deputy chief?!" the two Zhensengumi members asked quickly.

"It seems that I accidentally exploded when I was playing a bomb guessing game with Soo Go-kun." Jiang Cheng said, pointing the direction to the two Zhenseng group members, "It seems that they are still there. I'm dizzy at the intersection..."

　　 "Deputy Chief!" The two Shinsengumi members shouted as they rushed over.

　　……

　　 "Big brother, it seems that the kid has dismissed Shinsengumi!" The younger brother on the side said to Xiao Liulang.

　　 At this time, Xiaoliulang turned around, but the two Zhensengumi members and Jiangcheng were gone.

　　 "Huh! What kind of team! I want to vomit when I look at the attitude of nodding and bowing to the heavens!" Xiaoliulang sipped disdainfully and cursed.

　　 "Isn't the time to talk about this now? What should I do in Jisong?" Another younger brother asked.

　　 "I thought of a way..." Xiaoliu Lang said with a smirk.

　　……

　　 "Welcome~" Ji Song greeted him. After seeing the person clearly, "Is that you again? Don't you be afraid that the one from your house will come after you later?"

"What do you mean? The one in my house? Who is that?" Jiang Cheng sat down and put the newly bought game aside with his hand, and then said with some confusion, "I just came out to buy the game and I was a little hungry on the way. That's it."

　　 "Jiang Cheng, Jisongdian refers to Yueyongdian." Gui whispered to the side.

　　 "Huh? Did you misunderstand something? Yueyue and I are not in your [BEEP——] relationship." Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said casually.

"Why do you have to add the sound of [BEEP——] in such a place! We have nothing to do!" Jisong retorted, and felt that something was amiss. "It might be the samurai and the owner of the house who are sheltering from the rain. Relationship, but now it’s just the relationship between the manager and the clerk!"

"That's it, the rain-shelter samurai, the single hostess, this kind of subject is not available now, I don't want to click it in at all, the clerk and the manager of this subject, although it is still a bad street, but compared to the previous , The latter subject matter is indeed better." Jiang Cheng analyzed.

　　 "Do you only think about that?!" Ji Song blushed and cursed, "Can you think of something normal! Don't you really feel ashamed to say this in front of a lady?!"

　　 "Although I don't know what you want to be crooked, but I'm only talking about TV series!" Jiang Cheng retorted.

　　 "Do you think I believe it?!" Ji Song scolded angrily, but after scolding, looking at Jiang Cheng's clear gaze, he could only give up, "What do you want to eat?"

　　 "Thirty bowls of Chaos, let's have another ten dumplings. After all, I just bought the game, and I don't have much money." Jiang Cheng looked at the menu, thought for a moment and said slowly.

　　 "This is not a small amount at all!"

　　 "No, this is the least. This guy used to close countless cafeterias!" Gui lightly sighed. Gui was right. During the Anti-Barbarian War, Jiang Cheng's appetite was astonishing. It can be said that wherever the troops hit, the cafeteria had to go bankrupt and close.

　　 "..." After a moment of silence, Ji Song said slowly, "Fortunately, I didn't open a cafeteria..."

　　……

　　 "Speaking of you, are you really obsessed with this kind of thing?" Ji Song picked up the game that Jiang Cheng had put aside before, put it in his hand and looked at it, and then looked at Jiang Cheng who was devouring it.

　　 "How can it be said that it is [this kind of thing]?" Jiang Cheng hummed after eating the last dumpling and said, "So women will never understand the attraction of this kind of stuff to men!"

"Only you are attracted to this kind of thing!" He sighed with relief, "If you love this kind of thing too much, you will become a waste man, even if you have a good skin, but if you are inside If it's all like this, women won't like it either."

　　 "It doesn't matter how that kind of thing!" Jiang Xing was like a chicken blood, "Women are not as important as games! Do you mean it? Wigs!"

　　 "Don't confuse me with you!" Gui retorted, "Also, it's not a wig, it's Gui!"

　　 "Even you?!" Jiang Cheng said in disbelief, "Want to go back to the days of playing LAN cs together?" After finishing speaking, he wiped his tears pretendingly.

　　 "I don't remember that kind of thing at all!" Gui said loudly, "I'm from Nintendo!"

　　 "You're almost the same, too!" Ji Song said loudly.

　　 "I really want to see the Mario Brothers again!" Gui said with emotion.

　　 Looking at Jiang Cheng and Gui who were arguing about the game, Ji Song smiled helplessly.

　　……

　　 "Speaking of which, I met Korokuro when I came here." Jiang Cheng said casually.

　　 "Xiao Liulang? Who is that?" Ji Song asked in confusion.

　　 "Isn't it your little uncle?" Jiang Cheng said naturally.

　　 "He doesn't call that name anymore!" Ji Song was a little speechless~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Forget it, it doesn't matter what it is. "

　　 "It seems that I still have a heart for my single sister-in-law, and I said there are any plans, but I was eager to buy the game and didn't listen." Jiang Cheng said casually.

　　 "That's it..." he said in a flat tone.

　　 "That's it, then I'll go first~" Jiang Cheng stood up and took out the money and handed it to Jisong.

　　 "Welcome to visit next time~"

　　……

　　 "Are you friends?" Ji Song asked.

"Ah, I didn't expect this to be discovered by Jisongdian! The observation power of Jisongdian is really amazing!" Gui was surprised, and then confidently said, "We are big believers! We once worked together for the Japanese Li... ...The dawn of ramen is struggling!"

　　 "I didn't see this..." Ji Song laughed and complained, "But you can see that that guy is also paying attention to you silently."

　　 "Huh?" Katsura, who was whimpering soba noodles, raised his hair and let out a doubt.

　　 "It's nothing, continue eating yours."

　　 Actually a few Songs have discovered since Jiang Cheng entered the store, Jiang Cheng always glanced at Gui's leg, or where he was injured, unconsciously.

　　……

　　 The next day.

　　 "Don't you go to that store to see your friends today?" Yue Yong asked softly, leaning against the window of Jiang Cheng's room.

　　 "What are you talking about?" Jiang Cheng, who was playing the game, said without looking back.

　　 "Cut, I'm obviously disgusting, and I'm not so frank." Yueyong vomited.

　　 Jiang Cheng did not reply, he still stared at the computer screen closely...

　　 A few days later, when Jiang Cheng went to Jisongdian again, he found that Katsura had disappeared, instead, there was an extra piece of soba noodles on the menu...