May Be the Fake Gintama

　　 "Then, I announce! The first Kabukicho [Takatenhara] Cowboy Tryout has officially started!" Gintoki shouted while standing in front of the crowd holding up the microphone.

　　 was closed, and crackling applause sounded.

"First of all, I will invite our judges and interviewers!" As he said, Gintoki pointed to the four people sitting on the side table. "The first one is Kabukicho No.1 Cowboy: Crazy Death Langsan! As the best in Kabukicho Cowboy, he is very strict~"

　　 "The Cowboy is the industry I love with my heart." The crazy dead man who was Q arrived showed a warm smile and greeted the crowd in front of him.

　　 "The second place is the attendant and bodyguard of Kabukicho No. 1 Cowherd Crazy Langsan: Hachiro! As a believer of No. 1 Cowherd, he is also the man who knows the way of Cowherd best!" Gintoki went on to introduce.

"The third one, let me give you a grand introduction. This is Okassan who everyone knows well! It is also the customer of this shop! So, everyone should cheer, win Okassan's favor and let her give you more points. Right!"

"The fourth..." As he said, Yin Shi glanced at a certain girl sitting on the judges' bench who was picking her nostrils, and decisively skipped the introduction of the last judge. "Above! These are the four selected this time." Judges! Bytheway (by the way), this recruitment trial is based on a points system, and every judge..."

　　 "I won't introduce it when I get there?! You are so faint!!" Kagura rushed out of the judges' bench and kicked the silver while scolding.

　　 "In short, that's it! Job seekers, impress the judges in front of you with your fiery cowherd heart!" Yin Shi, who was beaten to the ground, shouted with a microphone, "herewego!"

　　 "Why on earth are we here?" Xin Baji in the crowd helped his glasses and murmured expressionlessly.

"Don't worry about it," Jiang Cheng patted Xin Ba Hao on the shoulder and pointed to Oka Sang who was smiling very happily on the judges' bench. "I have helped you a lot. You didn't find Oka Sang. Are you laughing very happily?"

　　 "Masaka!" Xin Baji couldn't help feeling a little moved, "Did Jiang Chengsang think of this method to get Okasan and Ba Lang to get in close contact?"

　　 "No, I just think it's fun..." Jiang Geng replied decisively.

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　　 "Big brother, what should we do about this situation?" A younger brother leaned into the ear of the black horse and whispered.

　　 "How do I know! Idiot!" Dark horse Shengnan cursed, and then viciously looked at Jiang Cheng who was watching the excitement, "Anyway, just fool around and end this farce as soon as possible."

"First of all, the first round, looks!" Yin Shi on the stage continued to host, "As we all know, a good appearance is the basis for becoming a cowboy! The job seekers in this room don't seem to put on job hunting outfits, but we! I've already expected it! The dressing room has been prepared in the dressing room behind everyone, so please change your clothes first!"

　　 "What a joke!" The dark horse screamed impatiently, but as soon as he said it, he saw Jiang Cheng on the side looking at him with a benevolent expression.

　　 "I just want to ask where is the fitting room..." The dark horse wins and smiles reluctantly.

　　 "Just behind you! Spread it, go get ready!" Yin Shih finished speaking, and under the leadership of the dark horse Katsuo, a group of small gangsters walked into the fitting room.

　　 "While a lot of job seekers are changing their outfits, we handed over the time to our judges. What do the judges think of the contestants participating in the Cowherd Selection and Recruitment today?"

　　 "The Cowherd's business is not as simple as imagined. The appearance is just a stepping stone to this business. The most important thing is to use a wealth of internal to retain residents!" Kuang Shi Lang smiled and said.

"Do you understand? In other words, men with only a good face are not 100% able to pass the test! Some men with embroidered pillows and straw hearts quit the competition as soon as possible!" Yin Shi's words were directed at Jiang Cheng. of.

　　 "I didn't compete at all, you bastard!" Jiang Cheng didn't fight.

　　 "To put it simply, a vain guy will definitely fail the test!" Yin Shi ignored Jiang Cheng's complaints and continued.

　　 "Probably that's what it means." The crazy dead man in the judges nodded and said.

"Yo Xi, I know, so next, let's listen to the second judge's opinion. As the believer who has been with the first Cowherd for the longest time, I believe that in your heart the way of Cowherd is also our own. His unique insights!" Gin Shiki said, turning his attention to Hachiro.

"Hey, it's like this, as a friend who has followed Kuangsui Langsang for so long. Behind him, watching him grow step by step until he grows into the No. 1 Cowboy in Kabukicho. I have always seen the difficulties involved. In the eyes! And, once I was a cowboy..."

　　Hachiro hadn't finished speaking, Gintoki decisively interrupted Hachiro's speech, "Anyway, if you see Hachiro's appearance, you can understand, that is to say, appearance is not important at all, what is important is the inner part!"

　　 "I haven't finished talking yet..." Hachiro replied weakly.

　　 "The next one! It's Okasan! As a woman over half a hundred years old, I believe she also has her own unique insights on men!"

"Hello everyone," Hachiro's mother stood up and bowed slightly to the crowd, "Today I was elected as an ordinary Oukasan judge. My selection criteria are not that complicated. As an Ouka Sang, I just want to see everyone’s persistence in their dreams! On the road of your dreams, don’t care about Okassan in the countryside, don’t give up, Okassan has been silently blessing behind you all the time! So no matter what you become It doesn't matter what you look like, Okasan, as long as you live full of energy, you will be satisfied!!"

　　At this time, only Jiang Cheng noticed, and the eyes of the crazy dead man next to Okasan were filled with mist...

"Moved! It's so touching!" Yin Shishi wiped the tears from the corner of his eyes, and then looked at the members of the ditch rat group in suits who had just walked out of the changing room, "Sons! Use it! Move Okasan with your iron dream-catching heart!"

　　 Although I wanted to scold the street very much, the dark horse Katsuo still resisted the attack. Instead, he raised his hand and shouted weakly: "Oh..."

　　The other members of the ditch mouse group saw that the boss did this, and they followed suit...

　　 "Then, the first round officially begins!" Gintoki was kicked by Kagura just after he said it.

　　 "Why skipped me again!! How can it be repaired!! Are you looking down on me Aru?!!!"

　　……

　　 Looking at the members of the ditch mouse team wearing suits standing on the makeshift stage, even Jiang Cheng felt a slight violation.

　　 "First of all, please ask the judges to give scores to our first contestant, the dark horse Shengnan!" Yin Shi finished shouting, and the four people on the judges' bench showed the score cards one after another.

"Fifty points, fifty points, one hundred points, thirty-seven points." Gin Shizuo murmured, "Except for Okasan who gave full marks, the rest gave scores below the passing line. I don't know the dark horse. Does your husband have any opinion on this score? But looking at this disdainful expression, it should be that he doesn't care about the result at all."

"Um, let me interrupt a little bit," Kuangshilang raised his hand and said, "In fact, this gentleman's external conditions are already very good, and the bad temperament of the punk from the inside out is also very attractive. Some guests. But the long toothpick in the mouth is really...In short, that's it. If I remove the toothpick, I will add ten more."

Hachiro beside 　　 also nodded in agreement.

　　 "That's it," Yin Shi nodded, then looked at Okasan who gave a perfect score, "Why did Okasan give a full score?"

　　 "In Okasan's eyes, children's looks are full marks!" Okasan said seriously.

　　 "Woo woo woo..." Yin Shi was so moved, "That's right, in Okasan's eyes, his children's looks are all full marks!"

　　 "Obaha...you..." Even the dark horse Katsuo couldn't help but feel a little moved.

　　 "Yo Xi, then please have the next player..."

　　 Before he finished speaking, Kagura rushed down again and gave a blow.

　　 "What do you mean by skipping me again?!" Kagura roared with blank eyes, "Why didn't you listen to my opinion?!"

　　 "Ah...you said..." Yin Shishi wiped the blood from his forehead and said.

　　 "The thirty-seven points I gave are not that simple thirty-seven points." Kagura held his hands proudly.

　　 "Is there a way here too?!" Yin Shi pretended to be shocked, but then his tone changed, "but we are not interested~www.wuxiaspot.com~then next..."

"Let me finish it anyway, you bastard!" Kagura scolded, then held his hand and continued, "This thirty-seven points correspond to the man's hairstyle, Aru! In other words, it is the impression points! Anyone sees it. His first impression was three or seven points, so I gave this score!"

　　 "It doesn't make any sense at all!" Yin Shit cursed, and then looked at the next player: bald, one-eyed, with a piercing scar on his blind eyes. "Are the judges please rate this player! But I always feel that this player will get a very low score..."

With that said, Yin Shi looked at the judges, with a full score of 100. Yin Shi was instantly confused, wiped his eyes and wondered: "What's the matter! Are my eyes looking at double images?! Look at 10 points. It's 100 points?!"

"No, this man's temperament is worth this score!" Kuang Shi Lang shook his head, and then explained, "This gentleman looks more fierce and penetrating at first glance, but as a senior cowherd, I think, maybe, He can become a cowherd completely different from the current cowherd! This is a revolution! A new cowherd completely different from the existing cowherd standards!"

　　 Hachiro also nodded in agreement.

　　 "In Okasan's eyes, children's looks are full marks!" Okasan said again.

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