May Be the Fake Gintama

　　 One morning in the rainy autumn, under the eaves in front of a gaming hall in Kabukicho, a silver-haired curly-haired man and a ponytail man with orange-red hair gripped each other's collars, gritted their teeth and looked at each other.

"Asshole!" Yin Shi gritted his teeth and cursed, "Will you not tell me when you wake up? You obviously won a lot of money before you wake up! Thanks to you, you have all the output! You are just that. Can I make use of it if I can increase the usefulness of luck?!"

"You're so ashamed that the wicked should sue first! The soul is pale!" Jiang Cheng said with a pale eyes, blue veins bursting on his face, and an unhappy expression. "The whole world who comes to beat the small steel ball with a friend who is still sleeping is only Are you one? How did you stole me from Yoshihara? Rope? Sack?! Want to be killed by me? Scum is naturally rolled!"

"Who am I for?!" Yin Shibai replied without thinking, "Do you know how much your big stomach niece can eat? The money earned by the house of everything is not enough for her daily food! Occasionally! Also consider our economic situation! Obviously it is only so useful!"

　　 "Do you treat me as an item that can increase luck in RPG?!" Jiang Cheng scolded with eyes and nose close to his nose, "Want to be a lucky vest, honestly go to the top of the casino to play slot machines, bastard!"

　　 "Before that, lend me your lucky value so that I can be lucky to complete the task of the lucky vest within five hours, right!"

(Lucky vest: The item in Dragon Quest 11, the condition is that the top casino bet 1 JACKPOT (first prize) to complete the task to get the lucky vest. This task is extremely face-sensitive, and it can’t be turned out after several days of continuous play. There are also many.)

"The whole world is only lucky! By the way, someone like you can't complete the task of the lucky vest even if you transfer for a year, and even if you play for a lifetime, you won't have JACKPOT! Give it up! Idiot!" Jiang Cheng White eyes scolded angrily.

　　 "It will appear! It takes about five minutes! JACKPOT can appear in five minutes at most! The task of the lucky vest can be completed in five minutes!"

"Complete your size! It's impossible for a lifetime! Just stay in the casino for the rest of your life! Just give up if you take the risk! Stay in the casino and wait for death! Idiot!" Jiang Cheng loosened Yin Shi's collar at the same time. I took the hand that I had broken away from Yin Shi, took a sip of disdain, and said: "And it's still such a weather, which is really disappointing. In this kind of weather, I usually stay in the house and play games. Most importantly, you brought my umbrella! How come back in this weather!"

"Don't blame me for this kind of thing! If you want to blame, blame my favorite Yuno anchor who always reports the wrong weather recently." Gin Shizuku took his hand and sipped his face in discomfort. "It was clearly predicted. When I said it was sunny, it was still sunny when I secretly brought you out from Yoshiwara, and it rained even if it rained. If the forecast is so inaccurate, just don’t make a weather forecast, just go for the winning forecast. ."

"If you go to the toilet and check your lower body before you go out, don’t you know the weather? If it's wet, it's rainy, and if it's dry, it's sunny!" Jiang Cheng hummed with his hands, and replied in a serious manner. Check your head before, it's much more accurate than the weather forecast."

"Asshole! What did you just say?!" Yinshi's face burst into blue veins and once again pulled Jiang Cheng's collar, gritted his teeth and said, "I just said that? My head is just like my lower body. Is it? Say my head is TAMA, and my hair is the hair there? Do you want to die? Huh? Do you really want to die?!"

"Isn't it good?" Jiang Cheng sneered. "Didn't the teacher teach you? You want to be a person who looks the same. Now, no matter who you are, you are a man who looks the same... No, you should be a man of the same kind! "

　　 "Asshole! Apologize to me! Immediately apologize to my head and natural curls!" Gintoki roared.

　　 "No need!" Jiang Cheng retorted without hesitation.

　　 Just as the two were about to fight, a gentle female voice came from the side of the road in front of them.

　　 "That, please calm down the two of you." A young woman wearing a pink yukata and a yellow jacket embroidered with purple flowers, holding an umbrella covering her face, said to the two of Jiang Cheng.

　　In an instant, Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi loosened each other's collars, turned their heads and looked at them with an unhappy expression.

　　 "Did you two forget to bring an umbrella?" The woman continued, "If you don't mind, hold an umbrella with me."

　　 "No...no," Gin Shiki rolled his face aside, "I always feel a little embarrassed."

"Yes, I'm really embarrassed," Jiang Cheng said, standing under the umbrella, and at the same time showing a refreshing smile to face the woman, "Then, let's go and send me to Yoshihara. This TAMA is natural. Don't worry about the volume."

"I'm embarrassed, but the body passed first!" Yin Shi dragged Jiang Chengji back, "Where is your shame?! What do you mean by Dan Dan natural roll? You take mine. What is your head? Believe it or not, I will kill you now!"

"Yin Shi, haven't you heard of it? When facing the kindness of others, you have to accept it with a humility! Otherwise it will make a good woman sad!" Jiang Cheng explained seriously, then turned his head to look at that The original position of the woman, "So, we still...Ah, what about people?"

　　 "Hey, Jiang Cheng." Yin Shi pointed to the umbrella left on the ground, and then pointed to the woman whose back was obviously a little lost while leading the rain to some distance.

　　 "Except that Oupai is a little small, she is a nice woman..." Jiang Cheng murmured.

　　 "What you noticed is too weird!" After saying such angrily, Gintoki leaned down, picked up the umbrella and ran towards the woman, "Wait...wait, sister!"

　　 "Hey! There's me!" Jiang Cheng quickly followed.

　　 "Hey, what are you doing?" Yin Shi, who caught up with the woman, said while helping the woman walk with an umbrella.

　　 "It's okay, it doesn't matter if someone like me catches a cold." The woman lowered her head and said in a low voice, with a frustrating voice in her voice.

　　 "How can this work, I will feel sorry." Yin Shi replied.

　　 "Yes, Yin Shi will feel sorry." Jiang Cheng, who was standing between Yin Shi and the woman, interjected.

　　 "Why are you in the middle!" Looking at the woman whose whole body was outside the umbrella, Yin Shi angrily complained, "Your cheeks are too thick too! Big sister's body is outside the umbrella too!"

　　 "Don't worry," Jiang Cheng took the umbrella in Yin Shi's hand and leaned the umbrella towards the woman. "That's it."

　　 "You can be taller!" Yin Shibai, who was completely in the rain, shouted, "In the end I was completely in the rain! I will be completely excluded from the two of you!"

　　 "Who are you?" Jiang Cheng asked blankly.

　　 "The corners of your mouth are getting faster than the weather... asshole." Yin Shizuo burst with veins, twitching and twitching at the corners of his eyes.

　　...

　　 Finally, after a bit of bickering and tearing, the woman became the one holding the umbrella in the middle.

　　 "I'm sorry, but I asked you to hold an umbrella." Gintoki, with half of his shoulders exposed, said as he walked, "This kind of work should obviously be for men."

　　 "Cut, you will be fine when you get out of sight, so you have to squeeze in." Jiang Cheng sipped in disdain, "Go to death sooner, Dandan's head is naturally rolled."

　　 "Who is Dandan's head naturally rolled?!" Gin Shiro said with anger.

　　 "Haha..." The woman actually laughed, "You two are really funny. I don't know why, but my mood suddenly gets better. Besides, it's my fault if I don't care about my feelings."

"No, Yin Shi's head is deeply rooted in the genetic problems of the soul, and it has nothing to do with you." Jiang Cheng shook his head and replied with a serious expression, "Even reincarnation is useless, and it is still an egg in the end. The head is naturally curled up."

"You shut up! She didn't mean that at all!" Yin Shi yelled angrily, then cleared his throat and glanced at the woman beside him and said, "How could it be your fault? Wrong? The weather is not you. If anyone is wrong, it is the forecast of the wrong weather..."

　　 Suddenly noticed something, Yin Shi stopped his mouth abruptly and stopped, his eyes widened, and he looked at the woman holding the umbrella with an incredible expression.

　　 "Yes, it's my fault for forecasting the wrong weather..."

　　 The woman finally raised her head, or it was the anchor Yuno, only anchor Yuno with a bitter smile on her face.

　　 "knot...knot...knot...knot...host..."

　　 Listening to Yin Shiyu’s incoherent words, Jiang Cheng looked at Yin Shi suspiciously, "Chrysanthemum? What's wrong with your chrysanthemum? Is it irritated?"

　　 "Shut up, please!" Yin Shibai reminded in a low voice. UU reading www. uukanshu.com

　　...

　　 All things house, in the living room.

　　 Today’s noon news live is still playing on TV, and the host is chattering to the camera.

"...The very popular weather forecaster sister Yuno anchor has recently malfunctioned. The recent weather forecast has been wrong one after another, and the anchor Yuno Kriste has received many complaints from viewers. Now the situation is finally serious enough to be replaced [Good Morning TV] 】Degree…"

　　 said, the host looked at the guests aside, "What do you think?"

　　 "Sure enough, I think her approach is still very reluctant." A guest replied, "It is totally unreasonable to use divination to predict the weather in this scientific age."

"But I think she can get such a high popularity, apart from her personal characteristics, to a large extent, it is also because she can accurately predict the weather by using such uncertain things as divination." Another middle-aged male guest An objection was raised, "In fact, many people have reported that the [Zodiac Divination] she presided over is very accurate, and as far as I know, she has been protecting Edo since the establishment of the shogunate and was employed by the shogunate... "

　　Ping!

　　 Yin Shi stopped the guests with a clean and sharp kick... No, I turned off the TV...

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