May Be the Fake Gintama

Looking at Jiang Cheng, who was lying on the ground enjoying the intimate massage service of two bank clerk ladies, the red-haired Mo Xigan (the one suspected to be the leader) burst into flames and raised his rifle. Loaded.

"Slow down, slow down, you guys can just stop," Jiang Cheng turned sideways, supporting his face with one hand, and swinging the other hand. His words were full of complaints, "What is a suspicious behavior? What is my behavior? Where is it suspicious?"

"No, no matter how you look at it, is it a suspicious move?" a Mohican asked. "We are robbing the bank. No matter how you look at it, it's not something you should do at this time, right?"

Jiang Cheng snorted softly and said, "No, maybe my actions are a bit suspicious for you, but for myself, my actions are not at all suspicious! It's almost the same as usual!"

"Who believe it!"

"Although I don't want to admit it." Gintoki, who was lying on his cheek with one hand, said casually while looking at a book of JUMP that he didn't know where to find, "But this guy is really telling me." , That really counts as his normal behavior."

Hearing the sound, this Mohigan turned his head to look at the red-haired Mohigan and said: "Brother, although the fire is big, there is no reason to shoot if it is a normal behavior."

"Ah, although it's hot, but if someone testifies, then forget it." Red-haired Mohigan nodded, but then suddenly reacted, "Wait! What about you?! This is also called suspicious behavior, right? In this case, watching JUMP leisurely can be considered suspicious!"

"Well, that's not wrong at all." Jiang Cheng nodded, and then narrowed his eyes to show a smile. "So there is no problem if you drag him out and collapse."

"You bastard!" Yin Shi blew his hair instantly, got up and grabbed Jiang Cheng's collar, and cursed bitterly: "I've talked for you! You **** should also help me. ! This is my normal state! This is a normal behavior for me!"

"who are you?"

"Do you still want to play like this in this situation?!"

Looking at Yin Shi and Jiang Cheng who were quarreling with each other while pulling their collars at each other, several Moxigans at the scene quickly raised their guns and rushed towards the two.

"Stop it! Did you forget what you just said so quickly?!" the red-haired Mohigan yelled.

"This is also a normal behavior," Yue Yong spit out a cigarette at this time and said, "When these two fools are together, this appearance is a normal behavior."

"Brother, look..." A Mohigan turned his head and looked at the red-haired Mohigan.

"Then there is no way," the red-haired Mohigan put away his gun. "Since it is a normal behavior, there is no way, but can you two keep your voice down?"

puff! ×2

thump! ×2

In an understatement, he flung out two Yueyongs that were stuck in the back of Jiang Cheng and Yinshi's heads, and took another puff of cigarette.

After watching them fall to the ground, Yin Shi and Jiang Cheng, whose blood flow continued and twitched a few times from time to time, and Yue Yong, who looked like a okay person beside him, were silent in the whole bank hall...

Including the robbers, everyone stared at Yue Yong, who was still smoking, with wide-eyed eyes in horror.

After noticing the aura that was somewhat subtle because of herself, Yue Yong raised her eyes and glanced at the moxicans, and at the same time spoke casually: "This is my normal behavior."

"Brother, this woman..."

The little brother was slapped on the head by the red-haired Mo Xigan before he finished speaking.

"You shut up!" Redhead Mohigan reprimanded, and then touched the back of his head, haha, "Hahaha, it looks like it's just a normal behavior, since it's a very normal behavior. There is no way, ah ha ha..."

"Hey! Wait a minute!" ×2

Jiang Cheng and Yinshi, who were still bleeding on the back of their heads, got up at the same time and spoke angrily at the same time.

"Why doesn't this stinky woman need to prove it!" Jiang Cheng pointed at Yue Yongbai with dissatisfaction.

"No matter how you look at this woman's behavior just now is abnormal!" Yin Shizuo angrily argued.

"You two shut up for me!" Redhead Moxi sternly said with wide-open eyes, "I just considered the possibility that she might be a ninja or something! For a ninja, he took out one or two kunai. It's a normal move!"

"Who are you lying to?!" ×2

"Shut up! I said it was a normal behavior!" the red-haired Mohigan shouted loudly.

puff! ×2

thump! ×2

Yueyong, who once again knocked down Jiang Cheng and Yinshi with kunai, once again leisurely smoked his pipe.

"Let me just say it? Big sister's head is definitely just a normal behavior." The red-haired Mo Xigan said hurriedly, "There is absolutely nothing abnormal. Is the big sister's head really a ninja?"

Hearing the sound, Yue Yong raised his eyes and glanced at the red-haired Moxigan coldly, and said coldly: "Hey, as bank robbers, your behavior is very unusual now..."

Hearing the sound, all the robbers were shocked at the same time, and their hairs stood up.

"Hey, don't be too harsh, Yueyue..." Jiang Cheng complained as he got up, "It's the first time these children have seen it. As an adult, you have to be considerate of them."

"Yes, that's right, it's the first time for anyone," Yinshi got up, raised his hands and nodded in agreement. "As a mature adult, how can you not tolerate such a little mistake? "

Yue Yong snorted and said nothing.

At the same time, all the robbers looked at Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi with emotion.

"Sasa, go ahead," Jiang Cheng lay down again and pillowed the bank clerk's lady's lap, "I will supervise you well, so please work hard."

"Hi!" ×n

[What are these idiots doing? ! 】 Fourteen frantically complained in her heart, 【Why has it suddenly become some kind of guidance? ! By the way, why did the Mohicans start to get together to discuss it? Why did you pull up that natural roll and discuss it together? ! 】

"Thank you for your guidance!"

All Moxican saluted Yinshi at the same time and watched Yinshi return to the hostages.

[Really become a guide! ] Fourteen spit out again in my heart.

"No," Yin Shi just sat down as if thinking of something, frowning and muttering to himself, "It's not right, it feels like something is wrong."

"What's wrong?" Red-haired Mo Xigan asked hurriedly, "Is there something wrong with the guidance just now?"

"No, it has nothing to do with that," Yin Shi waved his hand, then leaned in Jiang Cheng's ear and continued quietly, "have you noticed? Now there is a person who behaved abnormally from the beginning."

"What you said, there is indeed a person who behaves very abnormally." Jiang Cheng sat up, raised his hands and nodded, "It's completely different from the usual behavior!"

"Yeah, yes, yes," Yin Shih held his hand and nodded. "Usually, he is obviously a person with a sense of justice. Today's behavior is indeed very abnormal compared to usual."

"Is there?!" The red-haired Mo Xigan was surprised and asked quickly, "Is there really a guy who is acting abnormally here?!"

"Of course, it's very unusual right from the beginning."

As they said, Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi simultaneously stretched out their hands and patted both shoulders of Fourteen.

"Right? Liu Haijun, Tufangjun?"

Looking at the almost identical smiles on the faces of the two, Fourteen had the urge to hack the two men directly to death.

"Is that you?!" As he said, the red-haired Mohigan pointed his rifle at the fourteen's forehead, and said bitterly: "Really an arrogant guy! I just said that there should be no abnormal behavior. Didn't you hear it?!"

"No, I just..."

Fourteen wanted to plead, but the red-haired Mohican didn't give him this opportunity, and he couldn't help but pull the trigger.

Looking at Yin Shi and Jiang Cheng, who had the same indifferent faces like a okay person on the side, at this critical moment, Fourteen gritted his teeth as if he had made some determination in his heart, and stood up against the muzzle of the rifle.

"Let me slow down first..." Fourteen after he got up, he took out his police card from his chest with a black face, and then pretended to be calm and said, "Do you know this thing?"

Looking at the words "Special Armed Police of the Shogunate-Zhensengumi" on the cover of the certificate, the red-haired Mohigan was shocked and took two steps back and panicked: "Police...Police ID?! Could it be that you are...!"

Fourteen lit a cigarette, chuckled and pretended to speak relaxedly: "I am Shiro Tokata, the deputy head of the Shinsengumi team. It's a pity that your plan has been grasped by the police a long time ago. This... this bank has already been taken care of by the police. The Shinsengumi is surrounded. As long as I give a signal, I will attack in one fell swoop and capture you all alive."

At this time, in the Shinsengumi team, Kondo and Sougo, who were doing nothing because they were not on duty, were dressed in casual clothes and were playing games bored.

And there was no one at the bank door...

"If you don't want to die, put down your weapons and surrender, I won't hurt you." After saying that, Fourteen took a deep breath and spit out, and at the same time prayed in his heart: [Please! Please believe me! Hurry up and be fooled! 】

At this time, all the bank robbers really believed in Hufang Shisiyou's deception.

"But... Damn! I didn't expect it to be leaked to the police!" The red-haired Moxigan hugged his head with a look of unwillingness to believe it.

"What to do?!" A certain Moxigan knelt on the ground and thumped the floor hard, and exclaimed, "If we are the enemy of that hacking group, we have no chance of winning at all!"

Seeing that all the members believed in their own Moxican, the fourteenth was overjoyed: [I got the bait! 】

But at this moment, the two men got up and slowly walked towards a crowd of Mohicans who were in collapse.

"Calm down, how can it go so smoothly the first time?" Jiang Cheng said aloud, "This is just a very common accident that will happen to you in your first employment, so be calm and calm."

"Yes," Yin Shi nodded and took the words, "Besides, how can it be so easy to kill in? Don't forget you still have us hostages!"

[Which side are you on? ! 】Fourteen stared at the two with bloodshot eyes.

Yin Shi went on to say to himself: "If they can really do it, they should get in before the hostages are caught, which means they haven't rushed here because of some factors. Understand?"

After all, Yin Shi patted the red-haired Mo Xi Gan on the shoulder.

"Origin... that's how it is!"

Looking at Yin who was chatting vigorously with the red-haired Mo Xigan, Fourteen complained again in his heart: [Not a hostage attitude at all! What kind of posture are you talking to him! 】

"Also, since I have the courage to choose such a profession, it is commonplace to fight that kind of rotten notes." Jiang Cheng patted the other side of the red-haired Moxigan's shoulder. How to be a bank robber?"

[Who is the rotten note? ! Who is that kind of thing? ! ] Fourteen scolded in my heart.

"It's the first time after all. It's excusable to not be prepared for this. Don't be too harsh, kid his father." Yin Shi said.

[So what's your identity? ! ] Fourteen spit out again in my heart.

Jiang Cheng argued for reasons: "But if he is not harsh at all, he may become the kind of hopeless robber who fears the police for a lifetime! Doesn't that matter?!"

[Both of you give me enough time! 】

"Don't worry, I haven't finished speaking yet, what's next is important." With that, Yin Shi looked at the robber again, pinched his chin and continued: "But even though I said that, the police rushed over. It’s just a matter of time. If you want to escape, you can only take advantage of the present, but taking a bunch of hostages will get in the way. Hostages, as long as you take the person who can best contain the police is enough. That is to say..."

The robbers who reacted at the same time showed joy and looked at Fourteen.

"Ah! It's enough to take him as a policeman!" ×n

[Wait for me! 】Fourteen exclaimed in her heart.

"Yeah, you really have you." Jiang Cheng shook his head with a light smile, "I lost this time."

"Where and where, I just play normally occasionally." Yin Shiki replied with a chuckle.

[These two bastards! 】The two were so angry that they trembled all over, fourteen clenched their fists, and scolded in my heart!

…

"Bye~ Liu Haijun~" Before going out, Jiang Cheng smiled and waved to Fourteen, and then looked at the robbers, "And you guys have to cheer too~"

"Oh!" ×n

"Go, Yueyue." Jiang Cheng was the first to step out of the bank's door.

While walking in the last silver of a group of hostages, he walked out the door and said: "I will take care of the rest of the matter, and I will leave the rest to you."

"Thank you endlessly!" All the robbers bowed and thanked Yin Shi at the same time.

Fourteen, who was pointed at by a group of Moxicans at their guns, scolded: [Thank you for your size! This person is about to become the boss of the bandit gang! 】

"Mr. Tufang, too, don't worry about what will happen next." Yin Shi who just walked to the door of the bank stopped, turned his head and raised the corners of his mouth with a very sinister smile, and waved the lottery ticket to fourteen with two fingers. Wave, "I will take care of everything..."

Looking at the lottery ticket in Yinshi's hand, XIV was shocked, and then quickly fumbled around. As a result...

[That...that bastard! Sure enough, he discovered it! 】Fourteen exclaimed in exclamation.

Yin Shi started again, walking briskly toward the door of the bank, with a relaxed expression on his face.

[Bye bye, you rotten policeman with money and money, I will spend 300 yuan out of 300 million to buy you a bunch of funeral flowers, so you can sleep forever. 】

At this time, Shisiji Zhongshengzhi, or the broken jar, shouted with a black face while pointing at Yinshi: "Wait! Wait a minute! That guy... has 300 million on him!"

When looking back at the silver, UU reading www.uukahnshu.com let out a surprised cry: "Hey?"

However, it is not only Yin Shi who has abnormal behavior, but also Yueyong who stepped out of the bank's door.

"I didn't." Yue Yong stopped, turned her head and said coldly.

"No, I didn't say you." Fourteen replied silently, "I'm just talking about the natural scroll."

Seeing the doubt on Jiang Cheng's face next to him, Yue Yong took the lead and spoke lightly: "I'm just afraid that others will misunderstand that I have so much money. After all, it would be troublesome to be misunderstood."

"No, it doesn't matter if you don't explain."

…

On the way to Akihabara, Yueyong glanced at Jiang Cheng aside from time to time, as if observing something.

"Hey, there is no end?" Jiang Cheng spit out.

"Cough cough, nothing." Yue Yong cleared his throat pretendingly, "It's just that you just said you want to withdraw money?"

"Ah, that," Jiang Cheng took out his wallet as he said, "has already taken it."

"When?! It's too fast, right?!"

"Just when I left the bank, please ask the lady at the counter to take it out for me."

"This... this way."

"By the way, Yueyue..." Jiang Cheng squeezed his chin and looked at the mountain beside him with some suspicion.

"What's wrong?"

"That..." Jiang Chenggang was about to speak, but then he swallowed what he wanted to say, and at the same time he thought: [No, this kind of question seems a bit rude...or don't ask. 】

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