May Be the Fake Gintama

"Sou Da! It's me who pulls Kagura!" Jiang Cheng agreed with his eyes, and then muttered uncomfortably with his cheeks: "It's not cute at all, it's not cute at all! But... It's not cute... how can it be repaired—!"

Xin Ba Haw pushed his body and complained: "Well, Jiang Chengsang, if there is a mirror, I really want you to see your expression for yourself. The contrast is too big, it's terrible to be proud. ."

"You are the least qualified to say this!" Yin Shi and Xinghai Fangzhu simultaneously shouted at Jiang Cheng drunkenly.

Gin Shiki waved his hand and curled his lips in a drunken manner and reprimanded: "Obviously he is the only relative of Kagura on earth or something, but he doesn't care about throwing Kagura in such an unreliable place, what a little you are. Uncle? Hurry up and die! Scum!"

Xin Ba Haw twitched the corners of his mouth and reminded: "Well, Yinsang, that unreliable place is your home, and that unreliable person is yourself."

"Huh?! What are you talking about?!" Jiang Cheng was unhappy for a moment. When he gritted his teeth and looked at Yin with white eyes, "Do you mean I want to save trouble? You mean I deliberately threw Kagura to you." Is it?! Although it does have that meaning, it is not—! Not at all!"

Ignoring Jiang Cheng, Yin Shi turned his head to look at the owner of Xinghai Fang, and said: "And you, the scumbag who gave up raising your daughter and hair follicles, what kind of father's pretence is you now! With this scumbag? Go to hell! Go to **** soon!"

"I didn't give up!" The owner of Xinghaifang retorted loudly, "I just respect the autonomy of my daughters and hair follicles! Let them freely choose to study abroad!"

Yin Shi: "They have completely taken root abroad! They will never go back to China again!"

"Get out of me! Bald!" Jiang Cheng, who stretched out his hand to pull the master of Xinghaifang away, sipped, "Hey, Yin Shi, you bastard..."

The owner of Xinghaifang angrily interrupted Jiang Cheng's words: "Who is he bald? He will come back! He will become blond! Both the daughter and the hair follicle will come back!"

Seeing the three people who are getting more noisy and fierce and about to fight, Xin Ba Ha hurriedly stretched out his hand to persuade and said: "Ah, really, you three should almost stop, right? I understand that you are all worried about Kagura sauce. , But someone's daughter will have such a day sooner or later."

The fuss of Jiang Cheng and the three people stopped.

Xinba Hao continued in a calm tone: "If even Kagura-chan agrees, her boyfriend must be a good guy. We should have welcomed him but we look like this, which makes Kagura-chan's face too much. It will be a little lonely, but our mentality must be more like an adult, so I will leave first, and the three of you will have a good hospitality tomorrow."

After that, Xinba Haw got up and looked at the three for the last time, then turned around and walked out of the tavern.

After Xin Ba Hao left for a while, the owner of Xinghai Fang, who had remained silent, lowered his head and looked at the wine glass in his hand and sighed with emotion.

"Adult... Indeed, it's just a boyfriend. We are too innocent of an adult. I know it clearly in my heart. Since she was a child, I don't know how happy it is to watch her grow up every day. Watching. She learns to stand up, learn to walk, and watch her slowly learn to speak. I am both happy and worried. I don’t know when it started... After the child has grown up, I can’t simply feel happy. Happy. Before, I always felt a bit of loss."

"That's right..." Jiang Cheng lay on the table and gently shook the glass in front of him, with a gentle expression: "The only person who would call my uncle or something is Kagura, even though he is not cute at all. , But I always feel very happy when I hear her calling my uncle. I also start to be afraid that I don’t know when I will never see that lively and innocent figure again, and I never hear when I ask for pocket money. The sound is always sweet, uncle or something. I originally thought it would be fine as long as I was behind me, and occasionally rushed up and shouted uncle or something. I was really... stupid me."

"Yes." Yin Shi took the words with some emotion, propped up his cheeks, and continued: "I thought it was the adult's mission to stand in front of the children and shelter them from the wind and rain, but I didn't know it. Being surpassed by them and watching them run farther with a smile is what an adult should do. Alas—I can still run, too."

The owner of Xinghai Fang snorted softly, and said with some relief: "That's it, we are all the same, and we are still wet."

"Growth or something... is not enough." Jiang Cheng, who was lying on the table, whispered with emotion while turning the small wine glass, then he squeezed the wine glass and raised it slowly.

"Are we going to climb, too?" Gin Shizuo slowly raised his glass, "My lord's stairs..."

Then, the three men poured the last glass of wine into their mouths at the same time...

…

The next morning, Xin Ba Haw muttered to himself with some worry as he went up the stairs.

"Those three are okay? Although they looked like yesterday, they will be more mature since they agreed? Should they be okay?"

With that said, Xin Ba Hao, who had come to the door of the House of All Things, stretched out his hand to open the sliding door, but at this moment, three heads slammed through the sliding door and came out.

"Welcome!" ×3

"Ah-!"

Seeing Jiang Cheng and the three of them who came out suddenly, Xin Ba Haw, who was shocked, sat down on the ground with a scream.

"Welcome to Bantian's house—!" ×3

Seeing the three people with blood on their faces, grinning expressions, bloodshot eyes, grinning, and almost spasm of facial muscles, Xin Bajia... was silent.

"What? It turned out to be Xin Ba Hao." Yin Shi's voice was hoarse.

"What are you three doing!" The recovered Xin Ba Haw stood up and shouted angrily, "Scared someone to death!"

The owner of Xinghai Fang apologized and explained, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, because my boyfriend is coming, so I have been waiting in the hallway since last night, and I let out my momentum by accident."

"Since yesterday?!" Xin Ba Haw was all ill.

"In order to be able to greet my boyfriend with a smile, the three of us practiced how to laugh and how to laugh all night. What is a smile? How do you write the word smile? We ended up in this cycle."

When he said this, Yin Shi's facial muscles were still twitching.

Jiang Cheng said in a hoarse voice: "In the end, we chose to have such a friendly and kind smile, and we have maintained it until now. How? Is it very kind and can feel good? It will not be ashamed of Kagura, will it? "

"Care for your size!"

The owner of Xinghai Fang then asked: "How is it? Are we laughing? Are we laughing?"

"You are indeed laughing, but others can't laugh anymore!"

Yin Shi went on to say, "Don't worry, we have adjusted the adult's mentality today so that Kagura will not be ashamed."

"Don't worry!" Jiang Cheng took over and echoed.

"No, no, no! Where can an adult with such a smile come in! It's good if you figure it out, but it's too much! You have to laugh more naturally!"

Click—

The door was opened by Xin Ba Hao, and the Xin Ba Hao who walked in slowly looked at the three Jiang Cheng in front of him, and the corners of his mouth twitched uncontrollably.

The owner of Xinghai Fang looked down at Xin Ba Hao and said, "I know, Xin Ba Hao. Too exaggerated reception will make the boyfriend feel pressured, it doesn't matter, we are already grown-ups today."

"But the older adults are dressed too casually and go to meet the guests." Yin Shi took the conversation and looked at Jiang Cheng and Xinghai Fangzhu who were aside.

Jiang Cheng took the words: "So after our careful thinking, especially the need to show our side as big adults, we unanimously believe that..."

"Formal clothes must be worn!" The three said at the same time.

At this moment, looking up at the three "adults" who were wearing formal attire in front of them, their heads reached the ceiling, and the three "adults" who had struggled to turn their heads, Xin Ba Hao finally complained.

"I really become a big adult! What do you want to be such a big adult?! Does it mean to become an adult?!"

"Hey?"

The owner of Xinghai Fang looked at the new eight haws in confusion.

"what?"

Yin Shi also showed a look of doubt.

"What's wrong?"

Jiang Cheng's face was unclear.

"What size! It doesn't matter where you look at it! This kind of oppression is not covered up! Others will be overwhelmed and breathless!"

"It's your illusion, isn't it?" Yin Shi didn't care, his voice calm, "The head-to-body ratio of this work was originally like this."

"Do you think we are captain football?!"

Yin Shi, who sat down on the sofa, naturally picked up a "Natural God Religion News" newspaper and read it. At the same time, he replied in a relaxed tone: "Calm down, new eight chis, unnaturally just Only you. We will take care of the guests. You can wait with your legs upright."

Xin Ba Hao pointed to Yin Shi frantically spit out: "No! No matter how you think it is unnatural, it is you! Your body is too huge, right!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhh? Isn't this nature newspaper from yesterday? Why didn't you throw it away?"

"By the way, what news are you watching! If someone sees it, they will think our house is complicated! They will think our house is super troublesome! Don't read it soon!"

As soon as the new eight chirps fell off, the floor of UU Reading www.uukanshu.com suddenly vibrated.

Holding a plate full of strange and unknown creatures, Jiang Cheng walked over slowly: "The refreshment to entertain guests is also ready. I hope that child can also thank the **** of nature for the gift like us. This should be fine. ? Silver hour?"

Yin Shi responded casually: "Ah, that's okay, but I don't know if that kid likes sweet taste, it's best to prepare another flavor."

Looking at the rag dolls on the plate with scared expressions full of blood, still exuding dark atmosphere, and all kinds of caterpillars, Xin Ba Hao's whole person is even worse: "You can be tall! Jiang Chengsang, what do you do? Treat it as a refreshment! What's the matter with such a horrible refreshment! Put it away! Put it away for me!"

The master of Xinghaifang, who was kneeling in front of a gloomy altar with prayer beads, closed his eyes and muttered something in his mouth: "My child, **** of nature, Kagura sauce is about to bring her boyfriend back, and new believers will be added. "