May Be the Fake Gintama

"That's it, then I'll save it for a while."

The deep voice of the owner of Xinghaifang came from under his mother-like head on the floor, and then his body rushed out from under the floor in an instant.

"Give you an address to hell!" While shouting, the clenched fist in Xinghaifang's hand instantly hit a side of Yin Shi's face and knocked it to the ground.

When his cheeks were swollen and still bleeding silver, he climbed up and gritted his teeth with blue veins and white eyes, gritted his teeth and shouted: "Why is it me! My daughter's boyfriend and the guy who is hooking up with your wife are not me!"

"Cold... Calm down! Be mature! I promised to become mature!"

"You just need to calm down!"

Seeing Xiaoda who was still chewing gum in his mouth, who was impolite, Xinghai Fang shook Yin Shi's shoulder and said, "I feel like he is quite defiant. This must be my illusion, right? Just because it is. That's why the giant feels that the air is big, right? Nowadays young men are like that, right? Right? Right!"

Yin Shi was very impatient and broke free of Xinghai Fang's hands and replied: "What the child said you are so careless and endless, let me come here."

After that, Yin Shi looked at Xiao Da in front of him, and pretended to be calm and said: "Yes...Yes, the earth culture is really annoying, we just want to see Kagura-chan's friends. Well, Take it easy, everyone. Would you like tea?"

"No, I'm still chewing bubble gum."

"That's right, then there are teas and so on."

"I really don't need it, I can't get used to the food of the earth."

Listening to Xiao Da's extremely impatient tone, Yin Shi was still patient and replied, "Ah, that's it."

[Not showing me down the steps at all, are you underestimating us? Yin Shi thought with anger in his heart, and then asked again: "What do you usually eat? It must be difficult for such a big body?"

Xiao Da, who put on the sunglasses from the crotch and put it on his face, replied without thinking: "hip-hop."

[No, what's going on with hip-hop! 】

"The only things on earth that can kiss my skin are hiphop and reggae music. That is the song that sang our soul, checkitout!"

At this time, Kagura intervened in a timely manner and explained: "The people on the big planet are said to be B-boys."

Looking at the size of the capital letter B with his hand, Yin Shi said in his heart: [I think you are just ordinary Bigboys! 】

"Regardless of the culture here, it's either too old or too earthy."

[A guy who dresses like a primitive man is not qualified to say that! 】

"To be honest, letting me come to my girlfriend's house really scared me."

"Hey? Why?" Yin Shi was puzzled.

"This kind of thing is of course the most important thing for my sincerity. As a result, I actually asked me to come to visit. In my opinion, it is too old-fashioned, and the earth is really backward."

Listening to Xiaoda’s words with a disdainful tone, Yin Shi’s forehead burst into blue veins, but even so, he pretended to be polite and replied: “Ah? Really? That may be that we fans of the authorities don’t feel backward, right? . I just want to know what kind of friends my daughter has made. Isn’t that normal? Right? Kagura?"

"Then what, I just cared about it, not a friend, but a boyfriend."

"Ah, sorry, sorry boyfriend? I'm so sorry, there is no such word on earth. Right? Kagura?"

Xiao Da interrupted Gin Shi’s words, and asked with a weird look in his eyes: “Then I’ll just say it directly, who are you from Kagura? I don’t want Kagura’s name to be called by unrelated people casually. Because she is my woman."

Hearing the sound, Yin Shi's face burst with blue veins, and his eyes opened to their fullest extent and bloodshot in an instant, gritting his teeth and staring at Xiao Da in front of him.

Kagura raised an index finger and pursed his mouth and reminded: "Xiao Da, haven't you said that before? Aru? Silver sauce is equivalent to my dad on earth... um... brother? It's not right, in short, it's a pubic louse. The same thing Aru."

[So I finally degenerate into pubic lice? ! 】

"By the way, you have been dating me, why do you want to live with your ex-boyfriend? I don't allow you to be uncoupled." Then, Xiao Da leaned down and looked at Yin, and kindly reminded him: "If you dare to move my woman , Be careful that I destroy the earth. Put it here first. If you dare to provoke us, I can kill the earth in seconds. As long as I say a word, all the people in the galaxy will come over."

"It's just what I want! I'm waiting for your attack at any time! Bastard giants!" Gintoki yelled unbearably, and then punched the hot Jiang Cheng who was still chatting with the pad. ! Captain Lewell—! It can be done! It can be done!"

"Oh!" Jiang Cheng, who was beaten on the ground, climbed up and clutched his **** cheeks, bursting with blue veins and white eyes and cursed: "What are you bastard! What are you talking about? me!"

"Calm down! You are an adult too! Isn't the triangle you said the most stable?! Then your side also gives me a starting point! What have you been doing since the beginning?! In this case, you are sultry. What do you think!"

"You just calm down! Also, Sister Jiang Hua, she is not a wife in my mind, but a place that is always holy..."

"Shut up your mouth!" Yin Shih roared, then grabbed Jiang Cheng's shoulder and shook it vigorously. "It's my illusion! There is a stupid boy who keeps saying that he wants to destroy the earth, and only your sister will destroy it. Control complex, right? Right? Right!"

"Well, calm down." Jiang Cheng took off Yin Shi's hand in disgust, then raised his head to clear his throat, pretending to be calm, and said: "Ahem, Xiao Da, right? I just said that. I'm listening. Actually, the two of them are not in the kind of relationship you think. Kagura just used to live here to work by the way."

"Really? In such a broken place? Impossible, right?"

Hearing the sound, Yin Shi once again gritted his teeth, his fist creaked, and a very kind expression appeared on his face.

But Xin Ba Haw, who was deeply aware of the situation, hurriedly came up to the ground and grabbed Yin Shi from behind and persuaded, "Calm down! Yin Sang!"

"When I first met, I was Kagura’s uncle and Kagura’s future father. I also live on the earth. I should have taken care of Kagura, but because my work place is not suitable for young girls of Kagura’s age. It was for this reason that she was entrusted to this silver Shi, but don’t look at this silver Shi-jun looking sloppy and very unreliable, but he is also very good in terms of being a person. Please don't worry about this."

Listening to Jiang Cheng's very pertinent evaluation, both Xin Ba Ha and Yin Shi both showed disbelief at the same time.

Kagura curled his lips in disdain: "Cut, it's just a troublesome disgusting sister-in-law squatting nits at home."

"Yeah! I'm just a squatting nit at home!" Jiang Cheng's fist slammed hard at the owner of Xinghai Fang on the side.

The owner of Xinghaifang, who was beaten on the ground, clutched his **** cheeks with blue veins and white eyes, and said angrily: "Hey! What are you doing! Was there an angry point just now?! What made you angry just now? Do you want it? Why is it me?"

"Sorry, sorry, I think I need to kill you when it comes to sister control." Jiang Cheng waved his hand and smiled, then smiled and raised an index finger, "And are we not a triangle? Aren't we a fixed triangle? Anyway, one day I will kill you and **** Jiang Hua's sister. Don't care, don't care."

"You are talking about the triangle?! Me, Jiang Hua and you are not in a love triangle relationship, asshole!"

"Well, stop. It doesn't matter who is the father." Xiaoda waved his hand impatiently, and then pointed his thumb to himself, "Anyway, I will finish my work and go home soon, and I am ready to go back. Take Kagura back."

Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng's expressions became somewhat uncontrollable at the same time.

"Hey, Xiaoda, what's the matter Aru?" Kagura asked Xiang Xiaoda with his hands on his hips.

"It's so noisy! Shut me up!" Xiaoda frowned and reprimanded impatiently, and then looked at the three Jiang Cheng in front of him again. The prerequisite for happy association is marriage."

Hearing the sound, everyone in the triangle was hit by fists from the other two heavily on both cheeks.

Looking at the three people who vomited blood and fell to the ground, Xin Ba Haw exclaimed: "Hey! I said, what are you three doing?!"

"It feels like a little auditory hallucination just now," Jiang Cheng stood up, squinting his eyes and said without a smile, "so make yourself a little more sober."

"Is it an illusion? I seem to hear the word marriage. Is it an illusion?" The Xinghaifang master who stood up tried his best to control his facial expressions and looked at the new eight haws.

"Yeah, UU Reading www.uukanshu.com heard it wrong, absolutely." Yin Shizuo gritted his teeth with a grim expression.

Kagura complained to Xiaoda: "Don't make your own way, Aru! I have never heard of marriage or anything!"

"Let's be long-winded? Don't interrupt, you're talking about important points now!"

"Did you say anything just now? We didn't hear it too clearly."

Although squinting, Jiang Cheng's forehead full of veins and his gritted teeth said something.

Yin Shi's blue veins burst, his eyes rounded, and he took the words: "No, I said I didn't hear too clearly, but I didn't understand too much. The topic leapt a bit too fast, right? That kind of thing is not about dating. Is it on the basis of it? By the way, the relationship hasn't even started now, right?"

"It's okay if you don't associate." Xiaoda said indifferently, and then pointed his thumb to his chest, "We are soul mates, and our souls are buzzing in resonance!"

"Hey—! Is that so?!" Yin Shi punched Jiang Cheng.