May Be the Fake Gintama

"Cut! The police?"

Gui Bie turned his face and spat, but the next moment he stepped forward and spoke without thinking.

"Mr. Policeman, it has nothing to do with me at all. I just happened to meet in this alley.

I don't know this guy at all!

In other words, this should be regarded as assisting the police in handling cases, right?

Is there a bonus? "

"That..." Jiang Cheng rolled his eyes at this moment, with a smile on his face, and pointed his index finger to Gui behind him: "This person is the main culprit, and I have been instructed by him, that strange penguin has a white body hidden in it. the flour…”

Looking at the expressions of the two policemen who gradually became solemn because of Jiang Cheng's remarks, and the hands of the two of them calmly touching the electric baton behind them, Gui was instantly startled.

Perhaps because of their long-standing habit, Gui and Elizabeth did not communicate much verbally or physically, but turned around at the same time and fled without looking back.

"Cut! Let him escape! Hey! Take this back to the police station, and I'll chase it over there!"

With that said, a policeman chased in the direction where Gui fled.

…

Edo Police Station.

In the small interrogation room of the Criminal Police Department, Jiang Cheng, in handcuffs, was sitting at a single table honestly. In front of him were a strange middle-aged police officer in charge of the interrogation and a young police officer in charge of recording.

Based on Jiang Cheng's experience, it is obvious that the young police officer should have just been on the job for a while - probably a freshman who just graduated from the police academy or something.

In the interrogation room next to it, Gui "How many times have you said it! We don't know each other at all!" "How could we have something like that on us!" "Don't think that the police can casually frame the citizens of this country!" And the sound of him slapping the table hard.

dong dong dong!

"How could there be something like that on Elizabeth! If you don't believe me, bring the police dog in and let it smell! Hurry up! Hurry up before I get angry!"

After hearing Gui shouting again excitedly, Jiang Chengcai finally understood why this guy was caught by the police so easily.

Dare to love, just want to come to the police station to play the police dog!

Jiang Cheng, who laughed dumbly, shook his head with a little helplessness, and at the same time took back his wandering thoughts.

"Name." The middle-aged policeman said.

"Jiangcheng · Shirotaro!"

Jiang Cheng's eyes were piercing, his hands were crossed to protect his face, only his eyes were exposed, and he made a self-created jojo stand. At the same time, there seemed to be a purple illusory figure behind him.

The young policeman couldn't help but complain: "It's like a name that can summon a substitute!"

"Cough cough!" The middle-aged policeman took a sip of tea, glanced at the young police officer beside him, and coughed twice, "Jiangcheng Chengtaro, right? Age..."

"Because the city plus the city (jo), just call me jojo!"

"It's getting more and more like!" The young police officer said again.

"Be honest! Age!"

"The second half of the twenties..."

"specific."

"Twenty-seven... no, it should be twenty-nine... no, wait, maybe thirty-two. I'm sorry, I'm a little confused, because I slept a long time ago."

Hearing the sound, the middle-aged policeman smiled, then patted the young policeman on the shoulder and said, "You are really lucky, this person looks like an old fritter, for a policeman like you who just graduated and entered the agency. But it's very rare, underwear thief, and it's not too dangerous. It's just right for you."

"Team leader?"

"There is new progress in my case, so you can stay here and learn from this old fritters."

Said, the middle-aged policeman picked up his police cap and stood up. At the same time, he looked at Jiang Cheng and said with a smile, "This young man is a rookie who has just graduated from the police academy. He rarely has the chance to come into contact with an old fritter like you. Please accompany him to practice. But don't go too far."

"It's okay, I'm very gentle towards young people~"

Looking at Jiang Cheng who was grinning and grinning, the young policeman couldn't help swallowing.

"Please... please take care..."

…

When the fourteen and Sogo led the victim (Kagura) and two companions (Gintoki, Shinbaha) into the interrogation room, they saw the following scene:

"Really beneficial! Thank you for your guidance!"

The young police officer bowed his thanks.

Jiang Cheng waved his hand indifferently: "It's nothing, but virginity is not good, there are many temptations in this society, and a little virgin like you is completely unacceptable."

"Hey! I see!" the young policeman responded with a blushing face.

…

"Why are you a newcomer thanking the prisoner!" Fourteen couldn't help but complain.

"Deputy Chief!" The young policeman hurriedly turned around and stood up and saluted, "That's not the case! Deputy Chief! It's just this Mr. Jojo that has taught me a lot! Including the main points of the interrogation and so on..."

"There's no need to learn from prisoners!"

"Look," Jiang Cheng shrugged his shoulders at this time, "I'll just say it, the less good the police are, the more arrogant they are, this kind of guy is just a bit of a senior, in fact, he has no ability at all. ."

"What did you say, bastard?!" Shi Shi stared at Jiang Cheng with white eyes and gritted teeth.

"Look, look, does his attitude look like an incompetent policeman who starts threatening people without asking anything? Deputy chief? He is the deputy chief of the police department? Are you okay? Is this police agency okay? Let this Let the rookie be the deputy chief or something. Let such V-shaped bangs be the deputy chief of the police station or something."

Listening to Jiang Cheng's words, the veins on Shi Shi's face jumped up one by one.

At this time, Zong Wu, who was on the side, patted Shi Shi on the shoulder and comforted him: "Calm down, Tu Fang-sang. The deputy director or something, in fact, can only be held by incompetent people. In other words, only people who are as incompetent as pigs can do it. To be the deputy director of the corpse vegetarian meal. You are very suitable."

"You're talking too much!"

…

After such a small farce, Fourteen picked up the notes made by the young policeman on the table.

"Let me see... Jiangcheng City Taro... Twenty-nine years old..."

"Deputy Chief, because it is a city and a city, you can just call Jojo directly." The young policeman reminded intimately.

"I see..." Shi Shi nodded subconsciously, but then suddenly reacted, "Hey! What is jojo?! You went to the wrong studio!"

Zongwu stepped forward, held the table with one hand and put the other hand on Jiang Cheng's shoulder, and said with a very regretful expression: "Hey, jojo, although I really don't want to tell you this cruel news, but …”

"Don't shout it out so easily!" Shi Shi complained.

"...The **** you stole belonged to this violent woman." Sogo pointed to Kagura to complete his words.

Kagura's face sank: "Hey, why do you say such things to him with such a regretful expression?"

Jiang Cheng: "Σ_(???"∠)vomit..."

"Why did I vomit when I heard this kind of news!" Kagura directly exploded.

"Calm down, don't give up your life because of such cruel news." Sogo was still comforting the prisoner's emotions.

"Sorry, can you sentence me to death? It feels like..." Jiang Cheng turned his face away, his whole body was engulfed in some sort of gray shadow, "...Enough."

Kagura's anger was even heavier: "Why are you showing the expression of being unlovable again! Believe it or not!"

If it wasn't for Shinbaha and Gintoki, Kagura might have rushed up long ago.

"Don't give up your life so easily!" Zongwu shouted.

"Why do you have to comfort the prisoner!"

"The death penalty, execute it immediately... Please." Jiang Cheng said again, "Bring this cruel truth to my existence and let it disappear from this world."

"Ah! Your wish will be fulfilled now!" Kagura rolled his eyes, blue veins bursting out on his face, and an inexplicable flame was burning all over his body.

"So didn't I say so?" Yin Shi lightly sighed and shook his head, "Whoever hears such cruel news can't stand it."

"I'm the victim! Why are you talking to this underwear thief one by one!"

"I apologize..." Jiang Cheng lowered his head, and his eyes no longer had the desire to be born, "Please, give me a good time, I am a moth, scum, and garbage in this society, please, let me Go away."

Seeing Jiang Cheng's appearance, Zongwu shook his head and turned his head back with a regretful expression: "No way, I have completely lost my desire for life."

Yin Shi sighed again: "I'll say it, no matter who hears this reality, anyone will want to escape, poor man."

"Ah~ I really want to become a sparrow~" Jiang Cheng raised his head and showed a relieved smile that seemed to see through life.

Sogou: "Don't give up life easily! Jojo!"

Young police officer: "Come on! jojo!"

"嘁!" Shi Shi pouted the corners of his mouth in annoyance, and then walked forward slowly, placing a bowl of pork chop rice poured with mayonnaise in front of Jiang Cheng, "Eat this, and then put that cruel reality Forget it. jojo."

Kagura was furious: "Why are everyone cheering him on one by one!!"

Xin Ba Hao persuaded: "Kagura-chan, UU reading www.uukanshu.com or not, this Mr. jojo has already been punished, and the sin in his heart has been..."

"Why do you have to speak for him!"

Yin Shi slowly shook his head with a solemn expression: "Kagura, forgive him, this person... is destined to suffer from inner torment for a lifetime."

"You made me even more angry, do you want to die?! You bastards!"

Jiang Cheng bowed his head again: "Well, please. If the ashes are to be blown up in the wind..."

After all, Jiang Cheng took out his trousers from his arms and threw them to Kagura without even looking at them, then the back of his neck crooked, his eyes rolled, and there was no sound at all.

"jojo—!" ×n

"You all go to **** with him!!"

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