Merchant of the Underworld

After putting down the phone, I couldn't help but think about what could help people distinguish delicious food in the world? I think the human tongue is the best way to distinguish delicious food, but I can't dig out a tongue that's over a hundred years old and give it to others, right? Besides, it’s been a hundred years and people have turned into piles of withered bones. How can their tongues not rot?

However, there are exceptions to everything. If there was such a tongue and vagina that could distinguish the delicious food in the world, what would it look like? A tongue that is incorruptible for hundreds of years must be the tongue of a walking corpse or a zombie. If that kind of tongue is used on a living person...

I don’t dare to think about it any more. The picture is really disgusting. Forget it, let’s continue practicing the Yin Yang Knife technique!

I had just finished a set of sword skills when Yin Xinyue came.

"Hey, why are you here again?" I wiped the sweat from my head with a towel: "Didn't you just come here this morning?"

Before I finished speaking, I felt a sharp look that seemed to kill me, and a chill ran down my back.

I quickly slapped my mouth and said with a smile on my face: "Honey, I mean, it's so late at night, how tired are you from running around? Besides, it's so dark outside and my wife is so beautiful, it would be very unsafe. of."

As I spoke, I pushed Yin Xinyue to sit down, half-kneeling next to her and beating her waist: "Honey, is this strength still comfortable?"

After a long time, my legs were almost numb, and then I heard Yin Xinyue say 'hmm' from her nose.

As if I was being pardoned, I quickly stood up. As a result, my legs were really numb after kneeling for too long, and I almost fell down. Fortunately, I was good at it and stood up in a very handsome posture, so I didn't embarrass myself in front of my wife!

Yin Xinyue rolled her eyes at me, pulled up my numb leg and shook it up and down twice. The numbness in my leg healed immediately.

Then she took out a beautifully packaged take-out box from her bag and put it on the table. While unpacking the box, she said to me, "You men just need to take care of it."

I nodded quickly, as if I was pounding garlic: "Yes, yes, my wife is right. We men just owe our wives to take care of us, especially a beautiful wife like you."

Yin Xinyue was amused by my words, her branches were trembling with laughter, and she tapped my forehead with her hand: ‘You! ’

When Yin Xinyue smiled, it meant that the rain had passed and the sky was clear, and I was relieved.

After all the trouble just now, and practicing the sword technique really consumes too much spiritual energy, my stomach has already begun to sing about the empty city plan.

I picked up a box of takeout and opened it, ready to replenish some energy, but when I saw what was inside, I couldn't help but be a little disappointed.

It's Japanese cuisine, sashimi, sushi and so on. It looks beautiful looking colorful, but it doesn’t taste good and has no taste.

Yin Xinyue actually took out a bottle of sake, put it in front of me, and said with a smile: "Today, we are also in a romantic mood. We are a little tired of eating Chinese food all the time, so I treat you to Japanese food today. You don't know, right? This The newly opened Japanese restaurant is very popular, I queued for four hours today to buy it, don’t just look at it, eat it quickly!”

After saying that, Yin Xinyue handed me a pair of chopsticks and poured me a glass of wine.

Seeing the sashimi, I couldn't help but think of the scene of Brother Deng chewing a live fish. The bloody scene was vivid in my mind. Now that I think about it, I can't help but feel sick to my stomach. I always feel that there is a strong fishy smell floating in the air around me.

"Honey, open your mouth, ah..." Yin Xinyue smiled, picked up a piece of sashimi and stuffed it into my mouth.

The sashimi is closer to the nose, and the fishy smell is stronger. But I couldn't refuse, because I didn't want to sleep on the sofa for the next week, so I had to swallow it without even chewing it.

It's so fishy. I really don't understand how the people of the island country like to eat such raw and cold food. It has no taste at all and is extremely fishy. I still like to eat fried and fried food from our country. This kind of food is full of smoke and smoke and is very warm when eaten.

Yin Xinyue elegantly picked up a piece of sashimi, dipped it in some green mustard, then slowly put it into her mouth and ate it with an intoxicated look on her face.

Yin Xinyue seems to like eating sashimi very much, eating one piece after another. Seeing her eating so much sashimi, I immediately decided not to French kiss her for the next few days, lest I be overtaken by the smell of fish. Of course, I could only say this to myself in my heart, but I didn't have the guts to say it in front of Yin Xinyue.

After eating the last piece of sashimi, Yin Xinyue showed a satisfied expression. She wiped the corners of her mouth and said, "Occasionally, I eat raw and cold food that is fried without oil and salt. It is good for the stomach and intestines. I feel a lot more refreshed. It's really refreshing. Comfortable."

I whispered quietly: "Tsk, how delicious can the kid's food be..."

"What did you say?" Yin Xinyue suddenly came up to me and startled me.

I patted my shocked chest and said with a guilty conscience: "I didn't say anything."

Yin Xinyue's beautiful eyes suddenly stared: "Huh, I heard it all! Don't think that the Japanese invented the way to eat sashimi. In fact, sashimi originated from..."

Before Yin Xinyue finished speaking, the door of the antique store was smashed with a loud bang.

I frowned, who is this? Is he here to cause trouble?

I got up and went to open the door. Before the door could be fully opened, I was knocked open by a fat figure.

It’s Sister Guan!

I exclaimed, why is Sister Guan so flustered?

As soon as Sister Guan entered the store, she clasped her hands and said to me in a panic: "Boss Zhang, that cat demon is back again."

I was very surprised after hearing this. Isn’t the cat demon gone? Why are you back?

I poured a cup of tea for Sister Guan and asked her to relax.

Sister Guan seemed very anxious and even more scared than before. She held my hand and kept begging me to come to her house.

Yin Xinyue and I looked at each other. The rules of the yinwu dealer are: ignore it, or you have to control it for the rest of your life!

I quickly picked up the car keys and packed a large travel bag with enough things to deal with Yin spirits, including spells, black dog blood, etc. Then I took Yin Xinyue with me and followed Sister Guan's car, and came to Sister Guan again. s home.

Entering Sister Guan's house again, before I entered her door, there was a cold breath coming from the door. I am too familiar with that cold breath.

It’s the breath of Yin spirit!

I immediately blocked Yin Xinyue and Sister Guan behind me.

Strange, there was no such aura when I came last night, so where did this aura come from?