Merchant of the Underworld

The man in the T-shirt is probably the best friend I have ever made in my life. After listening to me briefly explaining the situation, he pondered on the other end of the phone for a long time and said: "Listening to what you said, I should have met a thousand-year-old tree demon. Unlike other races, becoming a demon is quite troublesome. Let me introduce you to a new friend. Maybe he has a way to solve it."

"Okay, okay!" I agreed very happily: "Bring the person here quickly."

"Remember to share the remuneration equally." The T-shirt man's cold joke was still so boring.

Li Mazi was obviously relieved when he learned that I had invited the T-shirt man. I asked him a little unhappily: "What do you mean? Don't you believe me?"

"No, no." Li Mazi shook his head like a rattle: "How could I not believe you? But with someone to help, wouldn't things be solved more smoothly?"

I snorted: "Why are you so anxious?"

Li Mazi posted over and said with a sly smile: "Teacher Xia sent me a text message saying that she misses me. Aren't I afraid that she will be lonely and cold?"

"You will die in a woman's bed sooner or later." I gave him a look of disdain.

"I'm happy!" Li Mazi not only didn't feel ashamed, but said with some pride: "It's better than dying on the bed of a gentleman!"

cough! This made me speechless.

There was no harvest in Xiaolin Village, so we had to return to the construction site. The man in the T-shirt called me and told me that I had booked a flight and it would arrive this afternoon. I asked Li Mazi and Da Su to drive to the airport to pick them up. Li Mazi was dissatisfied with the personnel allocation and looked at Da Su with disgust: "With him?"

"How about you stay and follow me to meet the tree demons..." I proposed the second option.

Li Mazi hurriedly said: "No, no, I'd better pick someone up! It seems disrespectful to pick someone up with a stranger. What if I make the first grade of junior high school angry?"

The old fat man and I looked at each other and smiled, both of us a little speechless.

Li Mazi was probably very hungry, so he simply washed his face and took Da Su on the road. After they drove away, the old man asked me: "Are we still going up the mountain?" It was clear that his tone was worried.

I laughed at him: "I was trying to scare Li Mazi. Instead of going up the mountain, we just wandered around the foot of the mountain. I don't believe there are only Xiaolin villages nearby. If I can meet some people who have lived here for a long time, It would be nice for the old residents.”

The old man breathed a sigh of relief, and the two of us walked leisurely along the mountain road.

However, let alone the village, not even an animal was seen.

I raised my head and stared at the old tree halfway up the mountain in trance!

Since I couldn't think of a reason, I could only wait for the man in the T-shirt to show up. Towards evening, a man in a T-shirt wearing white clothes and carrying a sword came with a great monk.

The monk was short and fat, his clothes were stained with oil, and his open chest revealed dark chest hair. At this moment, he was holding a bunch of chicken butts in his hand, his mouth was filled with oil, and he kept smacking his lips.

The man in the T-shirt saw that I looked frightened, so he couldn't help but smile and walked up to me and introduced me: "This is the younger brother of Zen Master Baimei. We all call him Black-hearted Monk."

When the black-hearted monk heard this, he immediately cursed unhappily: "Fuck your mother's stinky shit! My name is Heixin, which means warm Xin." As soon as he finished speaking, he eagerly took a bite of the chicken butt: "Well, It smells like grandma's!"

Perhaps because he moved too much, a few cards fell out of his overstuffed pockets.

I took a closer look and saw some pornographic cards about uniform temptations, flight attendants, student part-time jobs, door-to-door services, massages and the like.

I suddenly felt like my worldview was being refreshed. This was the first time I saw a monk eating chicken butt, and it was also the first time I saw a monk being such a gangster.

I just don’t understand. Zen Master Baimei has been a vegetarian all his life and is compassionate. How come he has such an unreliable junior brother?

I looked at the man in the T-shirt inexplicably, trying to get him to give me a reasonable explanation.

The man in the T-shirt was also a little embarrassed, and pulled me aside with black lines on his head: "Don't judge a book by its appearance. The black-hearted monk practices Vajra Zen, and his strength is not as good as that of the white eyebrow. He is just a bit wild in life, but his true heart is OK."

The black-hearted monk clasped his hands in cooperation and said: "I ate a chicken, crowed a chicken, and played with a chicken! The poor monk likes to consecrate old hens, and he also likes to consecrate young girls who have lost their feet. Amitabha, that's so good, so good."

I was once again shocked by this funny monk, and I really didn’t like him at all.

The man in the T-shirt patted my shoulder: "If you can't trust him, why can't you trust me?"

Only then did I put away my prejudice against the black-hearted monk. The man in the T-shirt continued: "Li Mazi briefly told me the situation on the way here. What the black-hearted monk meant was that the thousand-year-old tree demon is the most powerful at night. time, so I have to stick to it until tomorrow no matter what."

"How do you persist?" I told the truth about last night's situation: "Those roots alone are so powerful. If the whole tree came, you wouldn't be able to see me now."

"Don't worry, the black-hearted monk has his own way!" After the man in the T-shirt said, he pulled me back to the work shed.

I saw that the black-hearted monk had finished eating the chicken butt, and wiped his greasy hands on the monk's robe casually. Then he took out some papyrus filled with Buddhist verses from the pile of erotic cards, and ordered Li Mazi and Lao Fei, Da Su and the others clung to the wall of the work shed.

The black-hearted monk also specifically warned: "Please paste it carefully and neatly!"

Li Mazi, Lao Fei, and Da Su naturally nodded repeatedly and concentrated on pasting the Buddhist verses. On the other hand, the black-hearted monk was looking at a Japanese pornographic magazine in his hand with great interest.

The corners of my mouth couldn't help but twitch.

Dasu drove to the city and brought back a lot of food. With Lao Fei as the head of the restaurant, of course there was no need for me to show off my skills, so Lao Fei spread his arms and made a table of rich delicacies. Looking at the chicken, duck and fish on the table, the black-hearted monk couldn't help but swallow his saliva, clasped his hands together and chanted: "Amitabha, this poor monk has come to save you."

After saying that, he hurriedly picked it up, aimed at the chicken butt, and pinched it.

His hand speed is so fast that no one can match him!

It was getting late after dinner. The black-hearted monk and the man in the T-shirt discussed meeting the dryads in the mountain tomorrow morning and going to bed early tonight. Because of the lesson I learned last night, I couldn't sleep anyway. I could only wait with my eyes open for the arrival of the tree demon.

As midnight approached, there was indeed some movement underground, and I suddenly became nervous.

I saw that the Buddhist verses posted on the wall suddenly moved, each one emitting golden light, and the verses were connected together, like a golden net protecting us in the center. The movement underground quickly disappeared, and the tree demon must have left.

I breathed a sigh of relief, and looked at the black-hearted monk who was snoring like thunder. He really had some real skills. These Buddhist verses seemed random, but they actually formed a powerful Vajra Demon-Conquering Formation.

The man in the T-shirt suddenly turned over, closed his eyes and said, "How's it going? Are you relieved?"

It turned out that he knew I was worried and had been pretending to be asleep.

I stretched out, fell on the bed and fell asleep.