Merchant of the Underworld

It turned out that half a month ago, Li Mazi's second uncle got a strange thing. It was after getting this thing that his second uncle became like this.

Huanghuai Village is notoriously poor in the local area, because the land here is very barren, and you will be compensated for whatever you plant. The villagers had no choice but to cultivate a lot of farmland around the cemetery.

After all, the soil in the cemetery is very fertile. Although this place is very strange, as long as the villagers water it during the day, nothing will happen.

And Li Mazi, his second uncle, carried a hoe to the cemetery to loosen the soil one afternoon half a month ago. As a result, he dug and dug and found something hard.

The old man didn't pay attention at first, thinking he had dug rocks.

However, when they continued digging, Li Mazi and his second uncle realized that something was wrong, because the thing seemed not to be a stone, but to be metal, and when the hoe was struck, it made a crisp sound of "dong", "dong" and "dong".

This completely caught his attention. Li Mazi and his second uncle liked to watch TV. They often watched TV shows where someone dug up the earth and dug out treasures, and then the whole family made a fortune. He also thought he was lucky enough to dig out the thing without saying a word.

But what he dug out surprised him. It turned out to be just a rusty copper kettle.

Li Mazi and his second uncle were so angry that they almost smashed the copper kettle! After all, it took a lot of effort to dig out such a thing, and anyone who encountered it would feel uncomfortable.

But if I think about it more carefully, it would be a waste if I smashed it. Why not just pick it up and use it as a urinal? After all, people in rural areas get up in the middle of the night and like to urinate in the house, so this thing can come in handy.

So Li Mazi and his second uncle took the copper pot home, but not long after bringing it home, his second uncle became abnormal and contracted the strange problem of eating dirt.

After hearing the whole thing, I was also completely confused. What the hell is all this? Without even asking what kind of pot it was, Li Mazi and his second uncle dared to use it to pee.

I concluded that this copper pot must be a yin object.

Li Mazi and his second uncle urinated on the vagina. It would be strange not to offend this thing. I must first see what the origin of this copper pot is before I can think of a solution.

Thinking of this, I turned around and left.

Seeing that I was leaving, Li Mazi hurriedly asked me where I was going. I replied angrily to him and went back to sleep.

Monk Li Mazi Zhang Er was confused. He seemed unwilling to get only such an answer. He came up and grabbed me and asked me, "Aren't you going to dig graves?" I told him that if he was free, he could dig alone.

At this moment, Li Mazi realized that I was playing tricks on him before.

Li Mazi was a little angry at first, but he had to rely on me for everything, so he could only hold it in and pretend to please me.

It made me burst into laughter.

Back at Li Mazi's second uncle's house, Li Mazi asked his cousin to arrange a place for us to live. I thought I could have one bed per person, but it turned out that I overthought and there was only one extra bed in the room, so I had to sleep with Mazi Li.

On the bed, Li Mazi kept asking me, when will I help his second uncle and how will I help?

In the end, he actually talked to me, how should the vaginal objects be divided? This shameless guy actually wanted to pay me 50-50. I immediately gave him a blank look.

While chatting, we all felt sleepy and fell asleep.

When I woke up, it was already night. Erdan called us out for dinner. During dinner, I discovered a problem. Why was there no woman in his house?

So I asked Erdan, and Erdan's answer was obviously a bit prevaricating. He said that his wife took their daughter to live with her mother-in-law's house. Such strange things happened at home, and she was afraid of harming the child.

And I also clearly found that when he was talking, he kept staring at Li Mazi, as if he was asking for Li Mazi's consent. Li Mazi also kept blinking, which gave me a strange feeling and made me feel wary.

It was at this time that a thought arose in my heart. Could it be that Li Mazi wanted to harm me?

But I soon gave up this idea. Although Li Mazi was greedy, he never did anything harmful to nature, because he had a thief's heart but no courage. Even if he was given a knife to kill someone, he would not have the courage.

After dinner, Li Mazi couldn't wait to ask me what to do next.

In fact, I had already planned it. This matter is not too difficult. If nothing else happens, I can easily solve it tonight. I asked Li Mazi to go and bring the copper pot that his second uncle had dug out.

But Li Mazi looked embarrassed. Only then did I know that their family thought the copper pot was an unlucky thing, so on the third day after Li Mazi's second uncle's accident, they threw the copper pot directly into the river. .

I thought I heard it wrong and was thrown into the river and washed away? Then why did you invite me here?

I immediately shook my head and asked Erdan to take the time to arrange the funeral arrangements for his father.

Erdan became anxious when he heard me say the words "making arrangements for the funeral". He cried loudly and hugged my legs, kneeling in front of me, asking me to save his father.

"Brother from the Zhang family, you have also seen that my second uncle is a poor man. You can't just die without saving him. I remember that there is a trick in our industry called stealing the sky and changing the sun. You are a god, this simple trick of stealing the sky and changing the sun will do you no good. It shouldn't be a big deal, right? Please, for my sake, just save my second uncle." Li Mazi also came over to beg me.

Just like this, I have one left leg and one right leg, and I can't walk even if I want to. What Li Mazi said about stealing the sky and changing the sun is actually not a trick of the ghost merchants, but a secret skill of the tomb robbers.

Because when these tomb thieves rob some large tombs, they are not allowed to take away some of the personal belongings of the tomb owners, such as the luminous pearl in the mouth, the jade that is worn around the neck, and the anus that blocks the chrysanthemum. plug. As long as these things are taken, they will transform into corpses, so their ancestor invented a technique called stealing the sky and changing the sun.

The so-called cheating is to use ordinary gadgets to exchange valuable things for the purpose of deceiving the deceased. But this method is very complicated. I also occasionally read it in the books left by my grandfather. I don’t know the specific steps. How can I dare to use it to save people?

But they were crying and fussing while holding me. If I didn't help them solve the problem, I would feel very guilty.

After all, I am a soft-hearted person, so I have no choice but to bite the bullet and treat the dead horse as a living horse doctor!

"Let me tell you first, this is my first time using this method. If something goes wrong, don't come to me." I reminded.

Li Mazi nodded repeatedly and asked me what should I do next?

I don't have a clue. If the yin thing is there, we just need to wait until the early morning when Li Mazi's second uncle gets sick, and let his second uncle lead the way, and we can seal the yin spirit into the yin thing.

But now it’s much more troublesome. This is my first time using it. I can only rely on my own memory to think about what I might need.

First, I asked Erdan to find an earthenware jar. There are not many earthenware jars in rural areas like theirs, so they can be found easily. After that, I made a list and asked Li Mazi to go to a traditional Chinese medicine store to buy some medicinal materials. They were all Chinese herbal medicines that could restrain yin energy.

With these things, you're basically all set. Finally, you need a bottle of black dog blood, authentic black dog blood.

Black dog blood is the nemesis of evil and filthy things. Even if the method fails with black dog blood, the evil spirit cannot hurt us.

Li Mazi said it was easy to handle because his second uncle's family had a big black dog. But Erdan hesitated. He said he couldn't do anything to the dog. He had raised the dog for nearly ten years and it was like a family member.

I was speechless immediately and asked him to quickly find someone in the village to buy a black dog. It's not easy to get the blood of a black dog. At first, Erdan pressed the dog down and tried to bleed it.

If I hadn't seen it in time, I don't know what they would have done. I stopped them in time and asked Li Mazi to find a way to stun the dog, and then I successfully took the black dog's blood.

In this way, most of the things are gathered together, and now we just need to wait for the early morning.

The wait in the early morning was long, because Li Mazi and I had slept in the afternoon, so we were very energetic, while Erdan was a little sleepy.

So I let Erdan go to sleep, and Li Mazi and I would just wait at the door.