Merchant of the Underworld

"I thought he was confused at first."

The big man said helplessly: "But after seeing many doctors, they all said that he does not have mental illness at all."

"Uncle, let him drink first! Don't leave until the banquet is over. I'll check on him."

I listened to the big man's words completely and felt that the little flathead must have been covered in something dirty.

First of all, how could a teetotal person suddenly develop a keen interest in wine and become completely uncomfortable without drinking.

Secondly, even if he really wanted to drink, would he drink the wine as cold water but vomit blood instead of drinking it? Is this normal?

"Little brother, who are you?"

The big man probably drank too much. He was discussing seniority with my father-in-law just now, and now he calls me little brother. He looked at me confused, as if he didn't understand what I meant.

However, the father-in-law reacted quickly and echoed: "My son-in-law is a yin-yang person, so I can ask him to help me take a look."

The big man screamed after hearing this, and looked at me in a panic: "Did Xiao Liuzi really hit the evil spirit?"

I wasn't sure until I did the investigation, so I asked him to calm down and wait until after the show to find a chance to try on the crew cut.

This kind of wedding banquet usually leaves right after eating. In addition, Xiaopingtou made a fuss just now, and everyone left after a while, leaving only Xiaopingtou alone.

I coughed lightly, walked up and patted Xiao Pingtou on the shoulder and said, "Brother, I see you are not enjoying your drink. How about we change places and continue drinking?"

"That's good! We'll go wherever you want!"

When Xiao Pingtou heard that I wanted to invite him to drink, his face immediately became cheerful. Before he finished speaking, he stood up and looked like he was following me.

This was an out-and-out wine demon. I smiled helplessly and looked at my father-in-law.

My father-in-law saw what I was thinking and said proactively: "Let's go to my house and let's have a good drink."

After saying that, I took the little crew chief and the big man home. The big man had a worried look on his face and kept asking me questions with his eyes along the way.

I pretended not to notice and kept chatting with Xiao Pingtou. This kid couldn't talk without drinking. It gives me a feeling that as long as I can give him a drink, I can make him call me daddy.

After arriving home, Yin Xinyue and her mother-in-law were quite happy to entertain the guests. After I explained quietly, my mother-in-law's face showed concern. Yin Xinyue gritted her teeth and grabbed my ear and ran back to the bedroom, cursing angrily: "What are you doing? Come on, don’t you think it’s enough trouble to have someone like this in your house during the Chinese New Year?”

Her hands were very strong, and her eyes were so red that she almost shed tears. This had never happened before. Only then did I realize the special nature of my profession, and I felt that it was really too abrupt to bring back the crew cut.

But after taking over this kind of thing and not being able to drive people away, I felt a little overwhelmed for a while.

Yin Xinyue stared at me for a while, sighed, and lowered her voice: "Brother Zhang, do you know why I have never opposed you risking your life like Ruxue did? Because I am your woman, and I will support you in everything you do. I have decided to accompany you through any danger, but my parents are old after all. In the future... try not to let them get involved in this kind of thing, okay?"

"sorry."

I didn't expect that my whim would cause her so much harm. I hugged Yin Xinyue and said seriously, "I promise you. This is the first and last time."

Just as he was talking, a small flat-headed voice came from the main room: "Where did Brother Zhang go? I'm here to send you!"

"Go ahead, don't drink too much." Xinyue smiled reluctantly and helped me tidy up my clothes.

When I came to the living room, the boy had already drank. My father-in-law and the big man also smelled of alcohol. I looked at the bottle and couldn't help but stare. In just a short while, they had drank more than half a kilogram of liquor!

My father-in-law looked at Xiao Pingtou and nuzzled his lips at me, indicating that he drank most of it. Including the drinks he drank at the banquet before, this kid had at least three or four kilograms of wine. However, in addition to the strong smell of alcohol on his body, Not even the slightest hint of drunkenness.

I planned to check the truth after he was drunk. If he was drunk or not, my plan would be ruined. I had to quietly signal to my father-in-law and the big man, and the three of them took turns toasting to the little flat head.

If it were anyone else, he would have begged for mercy, but a guy from Da Ma Jin Dao accepted the challenge from the three of us!

After a few laps, the big man finally couldn't bear it any longer and fell on the sofa, falling asleep after a while.

"Ignore him, let's continue."

Xiao Pingtou glanced at the big man and said with a look of disdain on his face. After saying that, he politely helped my father-in-law and I fill up the wine.

Although my father-in-law was not drunk yet, he was old after all, so I didn’t dare to let him drink too much, so I let Xiao Pingtou drink by himself for a while, and we sneaked out of the house with my father-in-law on the pretext of going out to buy wine.

"These handfuls are really good for kids to drink."

As soon as my father-in-law went out, he complained with black lines in his head, and then asked me what to do.

I thought about it and asked my father-in-law if he had honey at home. Honey has a hypnotic effect and should make him sleepy.

The father-in-law said he didn't have any at home, but someone kept bees in the village. After saying that, he hurried out of the house.

I bravely went back to the house and continued to drink with Xiao Pingtou. The most annoying thing was that he would drink it himself. He had to force me to drink. As long as I showed the slightest hint that I couldn't drink, he would act like it every minute. The rhythm of transformation.

Just when I was about to spit it out, my father-in-law finally came back with two jars of honey and asked me how to use it.

"Give it to me! You go to the bedroom and lie down for a while."

I looked at my panting father-in-law and said with some distress.

My father-in-law nodded, handed me the honey and went to bed. After I brought the honey to the table, Xiao Pingtou asked dissatisfiedly: "Brother, where is your father-in-law?"

"He's preparing the food. He'll be here soon. Let's drink some of this first."

I handed him the honey and said with a deliberate smile: "Your brother is a heavy drinker, won't you become timid after drinking honey?"

"Who said I could drink it all in one go?"

The little flathead immediately scratched his neck and said, and then asked me with confusion on his face why I asked him to drink honey.

I was afraid that he would see my thoughts if I dragged on, so I quickly said, "If you don't drink this, I won't drink with you anymore."

After hearing this, he immediately raised the jar to his mouth and started drinking. After a while, he drank up all the honey.

"Haha...I've finished drinking. Let's drink, drink."

The little boy wiped the residue from the corner of his mouth and said excitedly. I looked at his round belly and was completely confused.

This guy is such a honey, I'm really worried about whether he will die.

At this point, I can only risk my life to accompany the gentleman. Every time I drink a drink, my stomach churns and my head becomes groggy.

I kept biting the tip of my tongue with my teeth to keep myself from falling down. If I fell asleep before him, it would be all in vain.

Fortunately, after drinking for a while, his speaking speed became slower and slower, and the enthusiasm on his face gradually dissipated, and finally he lay down on the table and fell asleep.

I was so happy that I quickly ran to the toilet and put my hand in my mouth, forcing myself to spit out the wine I had drunk.

Then I filled my mouth with a ladle of cold water and rinsed my mouth. I felt that my condition was much better. I looked around the yard and saw a rusty iron chain!

This iron chain stinks to the sky and has a few dog hairs on it. It must have been used to tie the dog when the family had a dog.

The dog happened to be spiritual and met my needs. I immediately went into the house and tied up the little flat head with an iron chain. Then I carried him to the room where food is usually stored, and found two beddings that needed to be washed. He capped them and finally placed two open bottles of wine in the corner of the room.

After doing all this, I deliberately climbed up the house. When I saw the little crew cut lying on the roof, I was relieved and quickly went back to the room and fell asleep.

It was already eight o'clock in the evening when I woke up, and my father-in-law and the others had already eaten.

Yin Xinyue put the food left for me on the table and said that the big man had gone home and asked me to take good care of his cousin before leaving.

"You are so relieved. Are you not afraid that I will sell his brother?"

I said in surprise, and my father-in-law explained that the big man would have to visit relatives tomorrow. I nodded and told them to go to bed early and keep quiet no matter what noise they heard at night.

Portraits of Qin Qiong and Yu Chigong have been pasted on the door. With these two door gods around, ordinary dirty people dare not approach them.

But what Yin Xinyue said today moved me. To be on the safe side, I stuck a few talismans on the doors and windows of the second elder, then put on a thick down jacket and climbed up to the roof with a blanket.

The weather has been nice during the day these past few days, and the snow on the ground has melted. It was extremely cold at night, so I had to smoke while staring at the crew cut. In order to prevent being discovered, I didn’t even dare to expose the cigarette butt.

In this way, I stayed up until twelve o'clock without realizing it!