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Chapter 264 Oh my god, isn’t this game too perverted?

"I'm coming!"

"It finally begins."

"How could I watch TV if it wasn't for my Yaoyao?"

"Me too, I'm here for my Zhang Hong."

"..."

At this moment, countless viewers in China were waiting in front of the TV, waiting for the show to start.

On the TV, the theme song of "Run, Brother" soon sounded: Run!

The song is sung by seven regular guests.

The song came from the TV: "Run, my brothers and sisters, no matter how rough the road ahead is..."

Starting from the theme song, Hanguang Sword began a serious appreciation.

Hearing the singing at this moment, he nodded secretly: "This song sounds okay, but it is a bit far from the theme song of "Where Are We Going, Dad"? It should not be Wuyan's lyrics and music..."

I took a closer look at the author of the song, and it turned out that he was not speechless.

Why don't you look for Wuyan?

Hanguang Sword frowned and thought to himself.

In fact, after Lantai approved the plan for "Run, Brother", it did mention to Yunhai Media that it wanted Wuyan to tailor a theme song for it.

But Wang Mo refused.

Both Yunhai Media and Landai thought that Wang Mo didn't bother writing songs.

But only Wang Mo knew clearly: the theme song of "Run, Brother" in the previous life was "Superhero" sung by Deng Chao. In Wang Mo's mind, this theme song did not even reach the passing mark, and could only be regarded as a third or sixth song.

With Wu Yan's status, how could he possibly appreciate it?

That’s why Wang Mo gave up the creation of the theme song.

soon.

The theme song ends.

The program officially begins.

The camera moved to the square outside a stadium.

Nine guests ran out of the stadium. Every guest wore short-sleeved shorts and was full of youthful vitality. The colors of the clothes they wear are also different, divided into three groups: red, yellow and blue, with three people in each group.

Of these nine guests, seven are regular guests. There are also two people who are flying guests invited by the program team.

One person is Cai Wei, a second-tier actor.

One person is Chen Qian, a second-tier singer.

When the nine people arrived at the square, they found that there was a huge team of aunts dancing in the square.

"What is this for?"

"Want us to dance along?"

The nine guests looked at each other, a little confused.

Several lively guests have already started to twist to the rhythm of the music.

But just a moment later, when the music ended, the aunts stopped dancing and skillfully took out a bag from themselves one by one, tore open the bag, revealing green props spread on the ground.

Seeing this, everyone was a little confused.

"what are they doing?"

"Are you going to do yoga?"

"No, that's not a yoga mat. It seems to have raised particles on it."

"Maybe it's to put the words in words."

The faces of the guests were full of curiosity and they speculated one after another.

Even the Hanguang Sword had a strange expression at this moment. He had watched too many outdoor reality shows, but he had never seen a team of hundreds of people take out props from their bodies.

This scene is indeed a bit huge.

Just when Hanguang Sword was confused, the camera came close to the prop in the hand of an aunt.

"What the hell?!"

Hanguang Sword immediately exclaimed because he saw clearly what these props were.

Acupressure board! ! !

He also has this thing at home, it's just a small piece that he usually uses to massage the soles of his feet. But he used it once and never used it again, because he would never forget the sour feeling when he stepped on it.

But at this moment, on TV and in the square, these aunts actually took out hundreds of acupressure boards and spread them on the ground, forming a closed loop about one meter wide and dozens of meters long.

at this time.

Many viewers in front of the TV also recognized the props.

"Oh my god, it means the pressure plate."

"There are so many acupressure boards, are the show crew crazy?"

"I got goosebumps watching it."

"Oh my god, one acupressure board can kill me. How many are there? Hundreds of dollars? Thousands of dollars?"

"..."

Seeing this scene, both the guests and the TV audience were shocked and wondered what it would be used for.

Just as everyone was speculating.

The director spoke: "Next, it's acupressure morning jog."

At this moment, all the guests did not realize the seriousness of the problem and spoke out one after another.

"Huh? Shiatsu? What do you mean?"

"Morning jog?"

"Are you running on this?"

However, when Hanguang Sword heard it, his scalp instantly went numb.

Holy crap!

Morning jog on an acupressure board tens of meters long?

He can't stand even one acupressure board, but the acupressure board on TV is paved with a road that is tens of meters long. You let these guests run on it?

What is this operation?

What kind of perverted game is this?

Like the Cold Light Sword, many viewers who knew the power of the acupressure board also screamed in front of the TV after hearing the director's words.

"Oh my god, running on the acupressure board?"

"Isn't it too cruel?"

"Ouch, I'm scared even through the screen."

"There are so many acupressure boards. If I were asked to run, I'm afraid I would die on the spot."

At this moment.

On the TV, actor Chen Mu stepped forward curiously, took off his shoes and stepped on the acupressure board, ready to try out the feeling.

The next second.

Unprepared, he let out a "whoop" and jumped three feet high on the spot, his face turned pale.

Originally there were two or three people who were ready to try, but now they were so frightened that they quickly retracted their feet, then surrounded Chen Mu and asked quickly: "It hurts so much?"

Chen Mu was still frightened: "You will know if you try it, this thing is really deadly!"

No one else dares to try.

Looking at the densely packed acupressure boards in the square, cold sweat broke out on my forehead.

But the director continued: "Next, the three teams will complete the relay run on the acupressure board in the form of a relay. Reaching the finish line within the specified time is considered a success."

At this moment, the show has only started for a few minutes.

Han Guangjian's eyes couldn't be separated from the TV. Although his scalp was numb after seeing so many acupressure boards, he had a twisted expectation in his heart, hoping to see the tragic scene of these celebrity guests being ravaged by acupressure boards.

"Hahaha, interesting."

Hanguang Sword said to himself, with a smile on his face.

But soon, he discovered that he still underestimated the perversion of the directing team.

When the first group of guests starts the game.

Only then did he notice that the guests were not simply running on the acupressure board, but that the director had also set many checkpoints along the way.

for example:

The first person needs to jump over several people in succession like a goat. It was already in unbearable pain just to walk, so why did you jump over it? It is simply a double torture of body and mind.

Immediately, the first guest fell on his back, making him laugh out loud.

But after the guests finally passed the vaulting stage, the second level came: skipping rope!

Within the specified time, you have to jump 20 ropes continuously on the acupressure board to pass the level.

"What the hell? What the hell!"

Seeing this scene, Hanguang Jian couldn't help but spit out two fragrant words, and subconsciously stood up from the chair.

Jumping rope on an acupressure board?

Is this a game that anyone can come up with?

He was trembling in his heart just thinking about the sour feeling.

When the guest finally finished the game, Hanguang Sword felt that the opponent was half disabled and moved forward step by step on the acupressure board.

It looks so cruel.

But...it's so cool to look at.

Finally, the first person completed the game.

When it was the second person's turn, Hanguang Sword's heart beat suddenly again, and the second person actually had to lie on the ground and crawl through an area surrounded by a semicircle.

If you can't even walk over with half your life, what will happen if you crawl over?

Both Hanguang Sword felt pain for the other party.

When the second guest climbed over, he was faced with another hurdle race more than ten meters long.

What does it feel like to run hurdles on an acupressure board?

Anyway, when this guest passed this link, he was completely exhausted.

Here comes the third person.

After what happened to the first two people, Han Guangjian was already thinking about what kind of difficulties the third person would encounter.

But after all his thinking, he still didn't expect that the difficulties encountered by the third person would be so shocking.

I saw a fat man weighing more than 200 kilograms lying in front of the third guest. There were several clear words written on his clothes: Please take me to the finish line.

"What the hell? What the hell! What the hell!!!"

The cold light sword continued to spit out the fragrance, and his mind exploded.

This is simply hellish difficulty.

Anyway, Hanguang Sword felt that he couldn't carry such a fat man on flat ground for twenty or thirty meters.

As for doing your back on the acupressure board?

He chose to die!

Beside, other guests were already laughing dumbly when they saw this scene.

The third guest was really too thin, and it was really funny to have a big fat man on his back.

Hanguang Sword was also excited to see it, and his whole body became hot. Although he thought it was cruel, it was fun! Exciting!

How long?

How many years?

No, it should be said that since the launch of the Chinese Variety Show, he has never seen any show that can be as ruthless as the variety show in front of him.

This is simply treating the guests to death! ! !

However, as a viewer, he became more and more excited. He couldn't move his eyes away from the screen. He always wanted to know what the plot would be in the next second and what interesting scenes would appear.

really.

Something more cruel happened.

When this group went through all kinds of hardships and difficulties, they finally reached the end.

The director said: "If it exceeds 200 seconds, the score will be invalid and you have to try again!"

boom!

At that moment, the three guests felt like they were struck by lightning. They collapsed on the ground one by one, with despair on their faces: "Help~~~"

"Hahaha."

"Ha ha ha ha."

"I'm going. Isn't it too cruel? Will the results be invalidated?"

At this moment, countless viewers laughed like fools in front of the TV.

As for the Cold Light Sword, he almost lost his temper with laughter.

Who would have thought that these poor guests sacrificed so much and finally reached the finish line, only to have their results invalidated.

Too cruel!

So perverted!

At this time, Hanguang Sword was completely unaware that he had already been immersed in the game without even realizing it, even though the game had only started for less than ten minutes.

The real excitement is yet to come...

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