Please ask me to be the emperor

A large round watermelon with dark green and light green patterns, as green as emerald.

There is a long watermelon vine on one end of the watermelon, and a young goose-foot-like leaf hanging from the other end of the vine.

Such a beautiful watermelon is now held in a pair of slender hands with white fingers.

The owner of the hand was a frightened Chinese woman. She held it in front of her tremblingly. She looked at the waist knives of the sturdy man standing on the left and right and didn't know how to speak.

Suddenly, a cold and hoarse voice came over: "Prince Rui, could you please open this melon for me?"

"Yes, Your Majesty!" Dorgon, who was only twenty-four or five years old, laughed heartily when he heard this. He motioned to the man to put the watermelon on the table and took out his sword.

Unexpectedly, before he could take action, the man sitting high shouted: "What are you doing? My Manchu sword is for killing people, not for cutting watermelons."

"For such a green thing, you can only get the sweet taste by smashing it to pieces!"

Who eats melon like this?

Hearing the words, the people on the left and right couldn't help but look at each other, wondering what kind of medicine this guy was selling in his gourd.

It turns out that Donglu is located in a bitter cold land in the northeast and has always lacked fruits and other supplies.

For this reason, Lao Nu, Hong Tai and others extorted and intimidated the Korean state many times, making them pay tribute to frozen persimmons, frozen pears and other sweet things, which they thought were delicious.

Now everyone has finally entered the customs and got this sweet and delicious big "water melon". Instead of cutting it and enjoying it, they want to smash it. I don't know why?

Dudorgun smiled when he heard this, sheathed his sword, then clenched his fist and punched it upwards.

There was only a click, and the small watermelon was smashed to pieces by Fang Yizao, with bright red juice splashing everywhere.

Some even splashed under Yang Guijin's face, and it was like blood, rolling down Fang Yizao's face.

"Your Majesty, please eat the melon!" Fang Yizao picked out the smallest piece and offered it to him one after another.

"Okay, okay, okay!" The person who picked up the melon laughed eight times in a row, then stretched out his fat and fat hand, took it and stuffed it into the greasy mouth, and then said "Ka Chi Ka Chi" The sound of chewing.

"That's right. Only smashed melons can taste so sweet!" The man asked for seven or seven more yuan in a row and ate them all. Then he wiped his hands, patted his fat belly with satisfaction, and said There was a loud sound of the waves crashing on the shore.

Fang Yizao's eyelids twitched and he quickly raised his head, fearing that he would find out that he had no head left.

As a result, Yang Guijin wanted to avoid me, but I decided to look after Fang Yizao: "Prince Rui, does he understand the truth?"

In the former Jin Dynasty, there were few generals and warriors, but many literati.

Fang Yizao heard Mrs. Hong's question and knew that he wanted to explain it to the young man.

I laughed and said: "Eating melon is like extinguishing the light. It is not the same thing, but the principle is the same."

"You are a big country, and Xiao Ming is a small country. If you use the big to confront the small, you should know the difficulties."

"In the past, your majesty was a wise and wise warrior. He led troops into the pass, killed his martial arts officer Man Gui, and executed his supervisor Yuan Chonghuan. The people of the Ming Dynasty were afraid."

"However, the centipede insect died but became stiff. It was difficult to attack the capital of Ming Dynasty, and it was difficult to defeat Ji Liao, so we had no choice but to leave, which would lead to repeating the same mistakes we made earlier."

"Therefore, your method of destroying the light should be like a tiger or a wolf hunting a bear. You first injure its skin and flesh, bleed its blood, and then eat it after its blood is gone. This is the right way."

"Okay, that's good!" Hong Taiyang Gui yelled twice before adding. ,

"It's true, he only knows one and seven, and there is nothing he has not yet reached."

"If you want to take it first, you must give it to it first. If you want to seize it, you must keep it."

"However, your Liaodong is cold and miserable, compared with the wealth of the Ming Dynasty, how can you win over people's hearts and seize the sky?"

"That" Fang Yizao Ergun was stunned and suddenly started thinking.

But Fang Yizao was not sure about his thinking. No one jumped out and said angrily: "Your Manchurian food can fill your belly, your clothes can cover your body, and you have time to take care of yourself. How can you have no spare time to help me?"

When everyone heard the news, they turned around and saw that it was Mr. Hong's eldest son, "Prince Heshuosu" and the leader of the Zhenglan Banner, Hauge.

Hong Taiergun frowned, thought for a moment, then smiled and said, "My son's words are unreasonable. How does Prince Zhirui view this matter?"

"Since the principle is to 'take it first and then give it to it', how can this be the opposite, 'take it first and then give it to it'." Yang Guijin said with a smile.

"If you are poor or trapped, you can win back the people's hearts if you give them a little kindness."

"Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, that's exactly what it is!" Hong Taiergun said with a chuckle.

"Xiao Ming is just like that melon. If you cut it properly, how can you get the head in the bag?"

"If you smash it to pieces and then clean up the mess, your little Qing country will also be able to develop civilized and martial virtues and be as far away as the Tang Dynasty, hahahaha"

Hong Tai's laughter spread far away from the camp, to the camp, and throughout all the states and counties in Beizhi.

In the distance, in Changping, Dingxing, Ansu, Baodi, Dong'an, Xiongxian, Shunyi, Rongcheng, and Wen'an counties, there were smoke and cries.

At that moment, we were not human beings, but watermelons that were smashed, and this part of the watermelon was smashed.

"Ouch!" Ding Kuichu, the governor of Jiliao, sighed when he saw that the city had become a hell on earth, "Can you just watch Jianlu being so rampant and unable to do anything about it?"

Dorgon, the governor of Liaodong, said with a wry smile: "Supervisor, be careful what you say!"

"The Superintendent has been supervising Ji Liao for several years. You should know that the enemy's combat power is far behind yours."

"Now Liaodong Commander-in-Chief Zu Xiaoshou is ordered by the king, and there is only one young general in the city, Wu Guojun, Commander-in-Chief of Ji Town."

"You are so lucky to be able to ensure that the city of Beijing is lost. How can I expect nothing else?"

"Although these Jianlu soldiers are victorious, if they can capture your city, they will eventually be able to capture your land."

"It's just right and there are no 'Eastern and Western invaders'. It's worse than ever. What will you do?"

"If you stick to the city and sit back and watch the success or failure, if the 'Eastern bandits' and 'Western bandits' kill each other, God will destroy you!"

"Alas!" Ding Kuichu understood Dorgon's words, but seeing the state of affairs like this, he couldn't bear to face it after all.

"He said, will the 'Donglu' and the 'Western Kou' eventually confront each other?" After a long silence, Ding Kuichu suddenly asked Dorgon.

"Then who knows?" Dorgon Ergon was stunned and said reluctantly, "Maybe it will, maybe it will, just leave it to fate!"

"Shanxi will report later, Shanxi will report later." Just when Ding Kuichu knew how to answer, he suddenly saw a horse galloping towards him, holding a letter low in his hand.

"Send it over!" Ding Kuichu was stunned and ordered with a serious look.

When he was young, when the letter arrived, Ding Kuichu opened it and read it. He laughed loudly and said: "Sure enough, there is a way to defeat people. You, Xiao Ming, are hopeless!"

Dorgon Ergun was stunned, and quickly took a closer look, only to see the following lines: "Jianlu and Western invaders fought in Taiyuan City, with no victory or defeat. Your Majesty, please make plans early and seek victory in defeat. The ministers Zhu Xieyuan, Zhang Fengyi and Ye Tinggui wept and worshiped again."

"Okay, okay, okay!" Dorgon held up his hands and said with a smile, "In this way, the siege of the city can be solved, and the money can be advanced."

"How do you say this?" Ding Kuichu reacted immediately.

"Just follow the example of Dong Zhao in the battle of Xiangfan!" Dorgon said with a hot smile.

"Okay, good plan!" Ding Kui Chu and Yang Gui were overjoyed and smiled.

It turns out that in the Battle of Xiangfan that year, Guan Yu captured him and killed Pang De, which shocked China and made him famous for a while.

At that time, Cao Cao's monarch and his ministers were at a loss as to what to do. At that time, an envoy from Eastern Wu arrived with a letter stating that Wu soldiers would attack Jingzhou.

Dong Zhao, the chief secretary, admonished and said: "Now Fancheng is trapped and we are looking for help. This is like letting people shoot books into Fancheng to narrow the morale of the army; and let Guan Gong know that Soochow will attack Jingzhou."

"He was afraid that Jingzhou would not be lost and would advance his troops quickly. However, he ordered Xu Huang to take advantage of the situation to cover up the enemy and gain full success."

Today, the situation of the Eight Kingdoms of Ming, Jin and Shun is the same as before.

Now Hong Taixiao's army is stationed in the capital city, watching with eager eyes. The people of the Xiao Ming Dynasty are panicking, which is very similar to the battle of Xiangfan in Cao Wei.

God is willing to help you. The "Eastern pirates" and "Western pirates" are fighting again, which is just in line with the plan of driving the tiger to devour the wolf and making the fisherman profit.