Quadruple split
Chapter 226 The style of painting is curious
Two minutes later, a thin boy followed Yi Dong into the living room. He wore BLACK (anti-river crab) frame glasses and had messy hair that was branched to at least eight angles at the same time. He was dressed like a Like a performance artist, with a friendly smile on his face.
"I thought I was the first one to come, hiss, it's so cold~" Kang Lan breathed into her palms and greeted Mo Tan enthusiastically: "Happy New Year, classmate Mo Tan."
Although the two of them had not contacted each other since the last party, Mo Tan still said with a familiar smile: "Happy New Year, I just came here not long ago, mainly because I have been playing games more frequently recently. I might have been playing games two months ago. I haven’t gotten up yet.”
"To be honest, the sense of violation is too strong, even for me at this time." Kang Lan sat down next to Mo Tan, raised his head and looked around the Yidong family's living room, and then he was dumbfounded: " What is this, this, this, this! Ito, your whole family are all fans of Gugu-chan!?"
Yi Dong smiled and shook his head wildly.
Mo Tan shrugged: "I just saw how calm you were when you came in, so I thought I finally met someone who was calm."
"My head hurt from the cold just now, so I didn't pay attention." Kang Lan shivered, and then continued to stare at the large number of posters about someone that were everywhere and perfectly integrated into this home. , promotional posters, figures and various peripheral products, murmuring: "Eighty percent of them are limited editions, and there is even a photo calendar of Gugujiang when she first debuted, and the special one is the signed version. You You are shaking your head there to fool the devil..."
Let’s popularize it here [Gugujiang] is a very popular COSER, female gender, age unknown, very well-known in the industry, well-known at home and abroad for her versatile temperament that can control almost any role, and then Coupled with her own superb appearance and the fact that the truth is still a mystery, and the various special effects that come with her when she appears, which can be fake and real, she was regarded as a legend as early as more than ten years ago.
However, Gugujiang does not have a brokerage company, a club or an operation team, and no one can find out her real information. There is no age, origin, birthday, zodiac sign, real name or home address, not even the legend. Han Bingwei, the king of paparazzi in the film, failed to track him successfully. He even encountered more than 20 car accidents as the only injured person for three consecutive days during the tracking process, and then disappeared from the world.
So, back to business…
Yi Dong lamented: "I'm not her fan."
Kang Lan sneered: "Nonsense... uh... could it be that your father is?"
Yi Dong lamented*2: "My dad is not a fan of her either."
Kang Lan rolled her eyes and was about to say something more, but was interrupted by Mo Tan who couldn't stand it anymore: "Idong didn't lie to you, his dad is not a fan of Gugu sauce... His dad is Gugu sauce." Jiang’s husband.”
Bang! ! !
Kang Lan slipped off the sofa and hit his knees heavily on the coffee table: "Oh shit!"
"Pay attention to safety, pay attention to safety." Mo Tan quickly pulled Kang Lan up and patted him on the shoulder dumbfounded: "It's true, Uncle Yi is the husband of Gugu Jiang."
Kang Lan's eyes almost popped out of his head: "Then Yidong is..."
"Yes, it's my son."
"Really a son!?"
"Although he acts like a grandson sometimes, he is really a son."
"What a son...fuck!"
"Whose grandson are you talking about!" Yidong raised his foot and kicked Mo Tan, and then nodded to Kang Lan in a particularly troubled manner: "The Gugu Jiang you mentioned is indeed my mother, please keep it a secret~"
Kang Lan grabbed Yi Dong's wrist: "What's your mother's last name?!"
"Gu, Gu Yanyue." Yi Dongpi shook off the opponent's paw with a smile, and twisted his eyebrows and said: "Why do I hear you talking so much like swearing..."
Kang Lan pushed up his pair of heavy-looking glasses: "I kind of regret why I came here empty-handed..."
"Just come, my parents are not at home." Yidong turned around and took a cup of hot water and stuffed it into Kang Lan's hand: "Shall we change the topic?"
After all, the latter was not the kind of deadbeat who was completely hopeless, so he stopped gossiping about Yi Dong's mother. He first took a sip of hot water, and then let out a long breath: "You Have you two read today’s announcement? It’s from the Innocent Realm.”
Mo Tan and Yi Dong nodded at the same time: "I've seen it."
"Although I wanted to wait until everyone arrived before talking about this, there is one thing I really can't help..." Kang Lan took out his phone and quickly swiped it twice, then turned the screen towards the two of them, and a series of He highlighted the words in bold boldface: "Don't you think these two sentences are really weird?!"
The two of them took a closer look and saw that it was the previous update announcement about fixing the 'bug that caused someone to be slapped in the mouth after being knocked offline' and the 'bug that caused them to be teleported to a nearby septic tank when they logged in again'...
"Hahaha~" Yidong couldn't help but laugh at that time, pointing at the two lines of text on his phone and laughing: "I think this should be regarded as an official spoof, right? After seeing too many weird notes in the game, I This kind of thing has become commonplace.”
Mo Tan had a different opinion and frowned: "I don't think the official is joking with everyone in the official content of the announcement. If you look at the offline coma, it's probably an NPC who wants to see the player next to him fainted. Try to wake people up by pumping your mouth."
"Okay, even this makes some sense." Kang Lan pouted and poked the screen of his phone: "But what the hell is it like being sent to a septic tank after going offline and reconnecting? I have a lot of them too. I have never logged in on the same place before, but I have never heard of being transported to such a strange place! Who would be so unlucky!"
Yidong agreed: "It seems that this is really the case..."
Mo Tan was just about to nod, but suddenly he seemed to remember something and opened his mouth, but no words came out.
"But to be honest, I don't hate the occasional pranks from the official." Kang Lan put the phone back in his pocket, drank the warm water in the cup in front of him, and rubbed it comfortably into the sofa: "Also There are also those notes in the game.”
"Hey, that's right." Yi Dong slapped his thigh and looked at Kang Lan curiously: "At that time, I remember that besides classmate Yu Chen, you were the highest level, right? How many levels are you in?"
Mo Tan curled his lips secretly. He knew Yidong too well. This kid obviously wanted to show off after his bad luck. You must know that although this guy played for one less day than everyone else, he had already played a certain role before. This encounter allowed him to obtain tons of rewards, and now he has half a foot in the ranks of high-end players. Of course, the premise is that Ito activates Zombie form. His undead spell in the living form is simply a joke.
"Me?" Kang Lan's lenses seemed to flash for a moment, and then he smiled calmly and said: "It's okay. Jungle Ranger is level 20 and Priest is level 12. I can barely survive."
【Level 20...】
Mo Tan was startled, and then looked at Yi Dong with amusement, feeling that his face was a little swollen.
As expected, the latter immediately withered, and could only nod his head and said: "It's amazing, I admire it..."
"It's really amazing." Mo Tan also agreed with emotion: "I know quite a few people, none of them have reached level 20."
Kang Lan grinned implicitly: "Actually, there are quite a lot of them. Many professional players are already 20 years old. I just practiced it yesterday, and I'm still far from it."
"Seriously." Yi Dong looked solemn, stared at Kang Lan and asked seriously: "Have you been waiting for us to ask this?"
The other party nodded happily: "Yes, I always feel that if I say it first, I will lose a lot of credibility."
Yidong picked up a soft cushion and threw it over, and then Kang Lan hugged it.
Not sure if it was an illusion, but Mo Tan felt that the latter reached out earlier than Yi Dong grabbed the mat...
He shook his head, not thinking about the problem for the time being, and then turned to Kang Lan and asked: "You just said that many professional players are 20 years old. Do you mean that there are already professional players here? Also, why is everyone stuck? At level 20, is it difficult to level up at level 21?”
Mo Tan's question seems to be more technical. You must know that no game club or studio has officially entered the Innocence World, and no one of the professional players who are fighting on the front line in their own names is socializing. He issued a statement on the platform saying that he had fallen into the trap.
Then there is the issue of level. Listening to Kang Lan's tone just now, it seems that there is a big gap between him, a player who has just reached level 20, and those big players who have already reached level 20. It sounds like there is a cap of 20.
"Mo Tan, you are very perceptive~" Kang Lan pushed up his glasses like a god of death, and then said with a smile: "Yes, in fact, many professional players have settled in the World of Innocence some time ago, the studio , clubs, and individuals, but it has not been officially made public. I only found out about it because I am in one of the core hardcore groups of professional players."
Yidong asked curiously: "I can't tell you are still chasing stars. Which professional player are you?"
Kang Lan pushed up his glasses like a scold: "Beep."
Yi Dong was confused at the time.
Mo Tan touched his chin and nodded: "I have an impression of that professional player. Do you really like the girl who sang in the live broadcast room?"
"Damn it, your coverage is pretty wide." Yidong was shocked at that time.
"I have a good memory, don't I?" Mo Tan glared at him, then looked back at Kang Lan: "But I remember that she doesn't seem to have any particularly impressive achievements, right?"
Kang Lan nodded: "But she is good-looking."
Yidong stretched his neck and asked: "Then what?"
Kang Lan: "That's enough."
Mo Tan/Yidong: "..."
"Ahem, that's probably what happened anyway." Kang Lan coughed lightly, and then changed the subject awkwardly: "As for the level 20 matter, I will unify the popular science after everyone has arrived, otherwise I will be too tired. of."
Yi Dongxu raised his eyes and looked at him: "Actually, you just want to show off a few more rounds..."
Kang Lan gave him a thumbs up: "Understand me!"
Then a pleasant ringtone came from not far away~
"Someone's here again. I'll pick them up." After saying that, Yidong stood up and walked towards the foyer.
Mo Tan suddenly patted his head: "Yes, his house has a doorbell. Why did you knock on the door just now?"
"My hands are numb from the cold." Kang Lan pulled another cushion and held it in her arms, and said dullly: "I hit him with my shoulder just now... A man passing by outside almost didn't call the police."
Mo Tan immediately stood in awe: "You are cruel..."
Then the two of them saw a tall boy wearing angry red gloves, an angry red down jacket, and short angry red hair walking in vigorously, and then squatted beside the heater at the entrance of the living room without moving.
Mo Tan/Kang Lan: "..."
"Yo!" Wan Yang, whose game ID is Huo Yanyang, shrank his neck and greeted the two of them, and then grinned while trembling: "It's so damn cold..."
Kang Lan glanced at the graffiti-covered gown on her body, and then at Wanyang's large-size down jacket that looked unusually thick, feeling a little aggrieved.
"He's not as good as Kang Lan." Yi Dong, who had a pained face, also walked in and glanced at Wan Yang: "Do you two believe it? This guy rang the doorbell with his nose."
Kang Lan was relieved at that time and said in shock: "With your virtue, how can you fight against the cultists in the Snowy Mountains?! I'm afraid you will be frozen as a human stick if you don't leave the house!"
"Ahem, ours is called the Holy Mountain, not the Snowy Mountain." Wan Yang replied seriously, and then continued to shiver: "I'm not afraid of the cold at all in the Innocence Realm, but I can't do anything outside of the game. Oh, hiss... my mother's genetics are too strong, and I will follow her 90% of the time."
Yidong rolled his eyes: "Is your mother also so afraid of the cold?"
"It's not that she's afraid." Wan Yang shook his head vigorously, and chatted while taking off his gloves: "She just likes warmth and hates cold, and so do I. She is from C country, but she has red hair, and so do I. She is nearly a year old. She is 8.8 meters tall, and so am I. She has a bad temper and a hot temper, and I was the same at first... but after being beaten too many times, she became as docile as my father."
"..."
The three of them were all shocked. Finally, Mo Tan broke the silence with a very subtle expression: "Then what is the 10% that you follow your father?"
"Gender." Wan Yang replied seriously.
Yidong nodded thoughtfully and murmured in a low voice: "Perhaps the reason why our elders are closer to each other is... we are all more curious?"
"Ha, don't say that some of them are gone, I have recovered!" Wan Yang seemed to have resolved the [cold] state with the help of the heater. He stood up with a smile and took out his mobile phone: "Seriously, today Have you read the system announcement?"
The three of them nodded at the same time.
"The arena system seems a bit interesting, but what I care about more is...this"
Wan Yang poked at his phone, pointed at a line of bold words on it that he had specially made bold, and said solemnly: "How could someone be so unlucky as to be thrown into a septic tank by the system when it went online!"
Kang Lan and Yi Dong immediately nodded in agreement.
Mo Tan didn't know why he felt that this topic was a bit uncomfortable...
Chapter 223: End
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