Rebirth in the Urban World: I Am the Immortal King

"Hey, Brother Bao, I'm born rude. What I hate the most is civilization. I just like rude people, so come on!"

Such a trivial request can be exchanged for two beautiful women. No idiot would be willing to do it.

"Then I'm here!"

"Come on, hurry up and wait like a bitch!"

"Then I really came, and everyone heard it. This was voluntary, and I didn't threaten to force him!"

"hurry up……"

boom!

Ji Wufeng suddenly took off his slippers, held a slipper in his hand and slapped Zhou Bao hard on the face. A size 43 slipper mark suddenly appeared on Zhou Bao's fat face.

Everyone was stunned. No one thought that Ji Wufeng would dare to slap Zhou Bao in the face with his slippers.

As soon as the slippers came off, Zhou Bao was so dizzy that his eyes were filled with stars. He spun around on the ground several times before he could regain his footing. He pointed at Ji Wufeng and roared: "You little bastard, how dare you hit me?"

Ji Wufeng held up the slippers and said with an innocent face: "Brother Bao, why are you angry? But you took the initiative to help me test the quality of the slippers, and everyone heard it."

"Then why did you hit me in the face?" Zhou Bao said angrily.

"That's because I've never seen anyone with a thicker skin than yours. I wonder which one is thicker, yours or my slippers!"

puff!

Someone among the onlookers finally couldn't help but laugh. Now everyone understood that Ji Wufeng was clearly playing tricks on Zhou Bao.

"It's just that I can't tell whether it's the thick skin or the thick slippers. Give me a few more blows." After Ji Wufeng finished speaking, he held up the slippers and slapped Zhou Bao in the face again.

Bang... Bang... Bang...

Ji Wufeng was holding the slippers and was pumping so passionately, one after another, his legs were still bouncing and beating while he was pumping, and the onlookers could even hear the rhythm.

Zhou Bao relies on his family's power to run rampant in the countryside and is a tyrant in the town. He has always bullied others. This is the first time he has seen someone bullying him.

"Damn it, Brother Bao, you are so thick-skinned. You are so good at testing the quality of slippers!" Ji Wufeng shouted.

Zhou Bao's face was no longer human. The face that was originally full of flesh was swollen like a child's butt. His mouth was bloodshot, and his two yellow front teeth were knocked out.

Finally, Zhou Bao's group of younger brothers came to their senses and said angrily: "What the hell, if you dare to hit our brother Bao, come to me and destroy this little bastard."

A group of boys suddenly pounced on Ji Wufeng like wolves and tigers. Everyone looked frightened. So many people didn't tear Ji Wufeng into pieces?

Ji Wufeng said with a smile on his face: "Brother Bao is not shameless enough on his own, so you guys should try it for me too."

Snapped!

Before the little ruffian at the front could even touch Ji Wufeng, his slippers had already been slapped on his big fat face, and he fell to the ground with two big yellow teeth spitting out of his mouth.

Bang... Bang... Bang...

Ji Wufeng held up his slippers and twitched wildly. Those little gangsters seemed to be possessed by evil spirits. None of them could escape. They were all put down on the ground, covering their faces and screaming in pain.

"You guys are still too thin-skinned. Brother Bao is still so shameless!" Ji Wufeng shook his head in annoyance, picked up his slippers and put them on again.

Zhou Bao's face crackled.

In the end, Zhou Bao started to roll his eyes and foam at the mouth. Ji Wufeng stopped and said with a satisfied smile: "I didn't expect the quality of these slippers to be so good. Brother Bao, you are so shameless!"

Then he turned to Zhuang Zhiling and said, "Daughter-in-law, the quality of the slippers here is so good. Go buy another pair. If you want one in other colors, wear them differently."

Zhuang Zhiling smiled and nodded. Shangguan Yao rolled her eyes and said, "This bastard is still so shameless even if he has lost his memory."

"Little beast, I'll kill you!"

Zhou Bao finally got up from the ground and roared angrily at Ji Wufeng, but he was missing two front teeth and his speech was breathless.

This was the first time he had suffered such a big loss. He was so angry that he wanted to die, but he wanted Ji Wufeng to die even more!

Ji Wufeng said with a scared look on his face: "Brother Bao, why are you angry? Everyone heard it just now. It was you who took the initiative, and all your subordinates died. You came to help me at your call, It’s just that your experimental results are better than theirs.”

Seeing all his younger brothers fall to the ground, Zhou Bao was immediately shocked. Even the idiot he was now could see that Ji Wufeng was clearly pretending to be a pig to eat the tiger.

"Zhang Long, you saw it with your own eyes. This kid beat people and committed crimes in public. Catch him immediately!" Zhou Bao yelled at Zhang Long.

As long as he catches Ji Wufeng, he will have all the means to kill Ji Wufeng.

But Zhang Long said indifferently: "I did see it with my own eyes. Everything was voluntary on your part. There was no dispute. As for the fight, you were the first to start. If I want to arrest you, I will arrest you first."

Ji Wufeng glared and said, "Did you hear that? Even the fair and strict police officer said this, do you still want to help me try on the slippers?"

When Zhou Bao heard this, he immediately covered his face and stepped back. He glared at Ji Wufeng with fierce eyes and said, "You little beast, just wait. If I beat you to death, I won't be named Zhou!"

Seeing how angry Zhou Bao was, Ji Wufeng rolled his eyes and said, "What does your surname have to do with me? Do you want to take my surname? That won't work. I don't have a face thicker than the sole of a slipper like you." Unworthy."

Those who were watching had been bullied by Zhou Bao on weekdays. Seeing him being transformed into such a state by Ji Wufeng, they felt very happy. When Zhou Bao walked away, there was a warm round of applause.

An old lady stepped forward and said, "Brother, you'd better leave right away. Zhou Bao will probably bring someone over later, and you won't be able to leave even if you want to."

"It's okay, mother-in-law, I just used one slipper, and I haven't used the other one yet." Ji Wufeng said carelessly.

At this time, Zhang Long stepped forward and said: "Little brother, although your skills are good, Zhou Bao is very powerful in the town. If you fight head-on, you will definitely suffer!"

Zhuang Zhiling had a cold look on her face and said, "You know he is a tyrant, but you don't care. This is dereliction of duty."

Zhang Long suddenly looked guilty, and the old lady said: "Girl, you can't blame him. Zhou Bao is too powerful. No one dares to go against him. There is no evidence to arrest him."

But Zhang Long's eyes shone brightly and he said, "Don't worry, I will definitely bring him to justice."

Back in the village, Zhuang Zhiling couldn't sleep for any reason. Ji Wufeng asked with a smile: "What's wrong, wife?"

"I get angry when I think of Zhou Bao," Zhuang Zhiling said. "Hey, Brother Bao, I'm born rude. What I hate the most is civilization. I just like rude people, so come on!"

Such a trivial request can be exchanged for two beautiful women. No idiot would be willing to do it.

"Then I'm here!"

"Come on, hurry up and wait like a bitch!"

"Then I really came, and everyone heard it. This was voluntary, and I didn't threaten to force him!"

"hurry up……"

boom!

Ji Wufeng suddenly took off his slippers, held a slipper in his hand and slapped Zhou Bao hard on the face. A size 43 slipper mark suddenly appeared on Zhou Bao's fat face.

Everyone was stunned. No one thought that Ji Wufeng would dare to slap Zhou Bao in the face with his slippers.

As soon as the slippers came off, Zhou Bao was so dizzy that his eyes were filled with stars. He spun around on the ground several times before he could regain his footing. He pointed at Ji Wufeng and roared: "You little bastard, how dare you hit me?"

Ji Wufeng held up the slippers and said with an innocent face: "Brother Bao, why are you angry? But you took the initiative to help me test the quality of the slippers, and everyone heard it."

"Then why did you hit me in the face?" Zhou Bao said angrily.

"That's because I've never seen anyone with a thicker skin than yours. I wonder which one is thicker, yours or my slippers!"

puff!

Someone among the onlookers finally couldn't help but laugh. Now everyone understood that Ji Wufeng was clearly playing tricks on Zhou Bao.

"It's just that I can't tell whether it's the thick skin or the thick slippers. Give me a few more blows." After Ji Wufeng finished speaking, he held up the slippers and slapped Zhou Bao in the face again.

Bang... Bang... Bang...

Ji Wufeng was holding the slippers and was pumping so passionately, one after another, his legs were still bouncing and beating while he was pumping, and the onlookers could even hear the rhythm.

Zhou Bao relies on his family's power to run rampant in the countryside and is a tyrant in the town. He has always bullied others. This is the first time he has seen someone bullying him.

"Damn it, Brother Bao, you are so thick-skinned. You are so good at testing the quality of slippers!" Ji Wufeng shouted.

Zhou Bao's face was no longer human. The face that was originally full of flesh was swollen like a child's butt. His mouth was bloodshot, and his two yellow front teeth were knocked out.

Finally, Zhou Bao's group of younger brothers came to their senses and said angrily: "What the hell, if you dare to hit our brother Bao, come to me and destroy this little bastard."

A group of boys suddenly pounced on Ji Wufeng like wolves and tigers. Everyone looked frightened. So many people didn't tear Ji Wufeng into pieces?

Ji Wufeng said with a smile on his face: "Brother Bao is not shameless enough on his own, so you guys should try it for me too."

Snapped!

Before the little ruffian at the front could even touch Ji Wufeng, his slippers had already been slapped on his big fat face, and he fell to the ground with two big yellow teeth spitting out of his mouth.

Bang... Bang... Bang...

Ji Wufeng held up his slippers and twitched wildly. Those little gangsters seemed to be possessed by evil spirits. None of them could escape. They were all put down on the ground, covering their faces and screaming in pain.

"You guys are still too thin-skinned. Brother Bao is still so shameless!" Ji Wufeng shook his head in annoyance, picked up his slippers and put them on again.

Zhou Bao's face crackled.

In the end, Zhou Bao started to roll his eyes and foam at the mouth. Ji Wufeng stopped and said with a satisfied smile: "I didn't expect the quality of these slippers to be so good. Brother Bao, you are so shameless!"

Then he turned to Zhuang Zhiling and said, "Daughter-in-law, the quality of the slippers here is so good. Go buy another pair. If you want one in other colors, wear them differently."

Zhuang Zhiling smiled and nodded. Shangguan Yao rolled her eyes and said, "This bastard is still so shameless even if he has lost his memory."

"Little beast, I'll kill you!"

Zhou Bao finally got up from the ground and roared angrily at Ji Wufeng, but he was missing two front teeth and his speech was breathless.

This was the first time he had suffered such a big loss. He was so angry that he wanted to die, but he wanted Ji Wufeng to die even more!

Ji Wufeng said with a scared look on his face: "Brother Bao, why are you angry? Everyone heard it just now. It was you who took the initiative, and all your subordinates died. You came to help me at your call, It’s just that your experimental results are better than theirs.”

Seeing all his younger brothers fall to the ground, Zhou Bao was immediately shocked. Even the idiot he was now could see that Ji Wufeng was clearly pretending to be a pig to eat the tiger.

"Zhang Long, you saw it with your own eyes. This kid beat people and committed crimes in public. Catch him immediately!" Zhou Bao yelled at Zhang Long.

As long as he catches Ji Wufeng, he will have plenty of ways to kill Ji Wufeng.

But Zhang Long said indifferently: "I did see it with my own eyes. Everything was voluntary on your part. There was no dispute. As for the fight, you were the first to start. If I want to arrest you, I will arrest you first."

Ji Wufeng glared and said, "Did you hear that? Even the fair and strict police officer said this, do you still want to help me try on the slippers?"

When Zhou Bao heard this, he immediately covered his face and stepped back. He glared at Ji Wufeng with fierce eyes and said, "You little beast, just wait. If I beat you to death, I won't be named Zhou!"

Seeing how angry Zhou Bao was, Ji Wufeng rolled his eyes and said, "What does your surname have to do with me? Do you want to take my surname? That won't work. I don't have a face thicker than the sole of a slipper like you." Unworthy."

Those who were watching had been bullied by Zhou Bao on weekdays. Seeing him being transformed into such a state by Ji Wufeng, they felt very happy. When Zhou Bao walked away, there was a warm round of applause.

An old lady stepped forward and said, "Brother, you'd better leave right away. Zhou Bao will probably bring someone over later, and you won't be able to leave even if you want to."

"It's okay, mother-in-law, I just used one slipper, and I haven't used the other one yet." Ji Wufeng said carelessly.

At this time, Zhang Long stepped forward and said: "Little brother, although your skills are good, Zhou Bao is very powerful in the town. If you fight head-on, you will definitely suffer!"

Zhuang Zhiling had a cold look on her face and said, "You know he is a tyrant, but you don't care. This is dereliction of duty."

Zhang Long suddenly looked guilty, and the old lady said: "Girl, you can't blame him. Zhou Bao is too powerful. No one dares to go against him. There is no evidence to arrest him."

But Zhang Long's eyes shone brightly and he said, "Don't worry, I will definitely bring him to justice."

Back in the village, Zhuang Zhiling couldn't sleep for any reason. Ji Wufeng asked with a smile: "What's wrong, wife?"

"I get angry when I think of Zhou Bao," Zhuang Zhiling said.