Rise From the Humble

This time, he's dead

The demon girl Ruonan felt that time and space had stopped after Zhu Pingan's words. The air in the camp was filled with a tense and dangerous atmosphere. It seemed that in the next second, she could hear the chieftain of Wuxi Miao getting furious and calling for someone to pull him down and cut down the dog feeder. Order.

The chieftain of Wuxi Miao was so angry that he laid down the corpses of eleven people and buried them in the dog's belly.

In this short moment, the demon Ruonan even thought about her own funeral.

"presumptuous!"

The little girl next to Mrs. Yi Lan was stunned by Zhu Ping'an's lecture. She was stunned for a second before she realized what she was doing. She hurriedly scolded her in a sweet voice, like a kitten whose tail had been stepped on, and her hair stood up.

Zhu Ping'an turned a deaf ear and completely ignored the hairy little girl. He even had time to stretch out his little finger to pick out his ears and gently blew on the unnecessary cerumen.

When "you" saw this, the little girl's hair became even more furious.

"Butterfly, move a seat for him." Before the little girl could react, Mrs. Yilan on the side spoke and calmly told the little girl, Butterfly, to move a seat for Zhu Ping'an.

"My lord."

Butterfly was a little agitated. She felt that Zhu Ping'an was so rude, and his wife even moved a seat for him.

"Go quickly." Mrs. Yilan glared at her.

"Yes." Butterfly reluctantly accepted the order and moved a chair to the side. He came to Zhu Pingan with a face that was neither nose nor eyes, and placed the chair heavily on the ground with a clang.

"Here!" Butterfly put down the seat and gave Zhu Ping'an a hard look, then said angrily.

"Tsk tsk tsk It's late autumn and winter, and the weather is getting colder. This seat seems to be missing a tiger skin cushion."

Zhu Pingan glanced at the seat, twitched the corner of his mouth, clicked his tongue a few times, and raised his nose and eyes.

The demon girl Ruonan on the side couldn't bear it anymore and kicked Zhu Ping'an without any trace!

Zhu Pingan! Did you take the wrong medicine? ! You are the longevity star and arsenic - don't you think you have a long life? !

Just now you pretended to be an official and asked Miao Man to move a seat for you, but you were already on the verge of death, okay? Fortunately, the female chieftain is tolerant and doesn’t care about you, and even has someone move a seat for you!

Now that the seats have been moved here, why don’t you hurry up and sit down honestly, what else are you thinking about? ! What kind of tiger skin cushion do you want? Zhu Pingan, your ass is made of gold? ! Want a tiger skin cushion? !

no!

I have to do something!

The enchantress Ruonan thought this way, glanced at the seat beside her, her eyes suddenly lit up, she stepped forward diligently, wiped the seat with her sleeves diligently, and faced her like a dog-legged follower. Zhu Pingan gritted his teeth and said, "Sir, please sit down."

As he spoke, he glared at Zhu Ping'an secretly, and wildly hinted that Zhu Ping'an would just get along.

"I've been busy lately with so many things to do, and I've become sick from all the hard work. My waist can't stand the cold."

Zhu Ping'an seemed to be blind, turning a blind eye to the crazy hints of the demon Ruonan, but still being picky.

"Thank you for your hard work, sir. I'll help you rub your waist." The demon girl Ruonan stepped forward diligently and bent down to rub Zhu Pingan's waist.

In Miao Man's eyes, the witch Ruonan is a complete loser.

But in fact, if the demon girl bends over and puts her little hands on Zhu Ping'an's waist, it is not rubbing, but pinching.

"If your waist can't bear the cold, it's because your kidneys are not good! Zhu Ping'an, what on earth do you want to do? Have you taken the medicine?! Do you have to kill everyone to be willing to do it? I've never seen you so capable before, When you were sitting on a chair at the county government office, I didn’t see you asking for a tiger skin mat! Also, when you were at the construction site, you sat on the ground. I didn’t see you being too dirty or cold?!”

The demon girl Ruonan bent over, with a smile on her face, but in fact she gritted her teeth and scolded in a low voice.

"Hmm, yes, click to the right, um, click to the right again." Zhu Pingan had a look of enjoyment on his face, but in fact, the corners of his mouth were twitching. From an angle that others could not see, Zhu Pingan whispered to the demon Ruonan, "What do you eat to grow?" Big one, don’t use so much force, the flesh will almost be pinched off by you.”

"You deserve it." The demon Ruonan gritted her teeth and said, while her hands became a little stronger.

"You have long hair but short knowledge! This is called bluffing! The more arrogant and domineering I am, the more afraid they will be, and the more they believe that we do have tens of thousands of troops outside, and the safer we will be! On the contrary, if I am humble and polite, they will think that I am We are really in danger if we show cowardice and doubt the authenticity of our army outside." Zhu Pingan's mouth twitched and he couldn't help but reprimanded in a low voice.

"Uh, is it true?" The demon girl Ruonan couldn't help being stunned when she heard this.

"Remove the '?'! Of course it's true. I said you have long hair and short knowledge, but you still don't admit it. Have you noticed where the girl named Butterfly moved the seat from?! It's next to them, that's theirs It was prepared in advance! I saw it as soon as I entered the camp! This just shows that they are jealous of us! Otherwise, why do you think I asked for the seat without saying anything?! I just wanted to deepen their fear! Believe it or not, If I hadn't asked for the seat forcefully just now, they might have become suspicious now!"

Zhu Pingan twitched the corners of his mouth and said leisurely.

"If you want to deceive others, you must first deceive yourself! Remember, we have fifty thousand soldiers, who are in the surrounding mountains and fields, and have surrounded the Miao barbarians!" Zhu Pingan looked at the demon Ruonan with a pair of burning eyes, and said meaningfully.

If you want to deceive others, you must first deceive yourself!

Can it still be like this? !

The demon girl Ruonan couldn't help being stunned when she heard this. After a breath, she realized something and looked at Zhu Ping'an deeply.

"Everyone who comes is a guest! We Miao people are the most hospitable. We treat guests as they please. Don't let anyone say that we Miao people don't understand etiquette. Butterfly, go and get the tiger skins I laid out and spread out seats for the guests. " Mrs. Yilan glanced at Zhu Ping'an, turned her head and gave orders to the girl named Butterfly.

"Madam, that's your fallen tiger skin. How could he be so virtuous?" Hearing this, Butterfly opened his mouth wide in surprise, shook his little head vigorously, and refused with a look of reluctance.

"Go quickly." Mrs. Yilan glared at her.

Madam's order could not be disobeyed, so Butterfly had no choice but to stamp her feet and turn around to get the tiger skin. She quickly got the tiger skin and came to Zhu Pingan with a face full of resentment. She angrily spread the tiger skin on the chair. After the paving was finished, he gave Zhu Pingan a hard look, puffed his cheeks and said, "Please sit down! Be careful, the tiger skin is soft, don't let your old waist slip away!"

Where is she reminding, she is clearly wishing that Zhu Ping'an would show her waist.

"Well, so-so, let's just sit here alive."

Under Butterfly's resentful gaze, Zhu Ping'an looked at the tiger skin mat critically, commented leisurely, then sat down, shook his butt, and said, "Comfortable."

Butterfly is about to explode.