Spear Teacher

The next day, Jiang Qiyu was pulled out of bed by Yu Xiaoyu and Sister Chen in the early morning.

She was put on makeup and styled, and then sent to the recording site of the program early in the morning.

"You Can Do It, You UP" is a long-established domestic talent show. Many big names have come out of this show, and it can be regarded as the leading talent show evergreen in China.

The reason why this show has been standing for more than ten years is mainly because the program team has a sharp vision, knows how to keep up with the times, and can also pursue current hot spots.

In the middle of the program "Understanding Love", they had already contacted Jiang Qiyu's studio.

This time, they invited her and did a lot of publicity on the official Weibo, which earned enough gimmicks.

And Jiang Qiyu only found out on the way that she was here to participate in the first episode of this talent show today -

Audition.

"......"

Sitting in the nanny car, she looked at the contestants dressed in strange clothes crowded outside the studio, and couldn't help but swallowed quietly.

Her sixth sense told her that today's work was not as simple as she had imagined...

There were three instructors at the audition site today.

Except for her, who was just there to make up the numbers, the other two were famous instructors in the industry.

One was a famous composer in the industry, Zhen Haoting.

The other was a famous choreographer, Wu Daojia.

She was the only one who was not involved in any of the three fields of film, television and music, and was a non-professional audience invited by the program to increase the show's appeal.

The audition rules were both popular and very simple. Each group of contestants had a three- to five-minute performance opportunity, and each of the three instructors had two buttons in front of them.

There were easy-to-understand [O] and [×] painted on them.

[O] means passed. If three people clapped their hands at the same time, they successfully advanced to the audition. Two lights and one light were both pending. The final number of qualifiers would determine whether the pending contestants would stay or go.

[×] means elimination. If three people clapped their hands at the same time, the performance would end immediately and they would be considered eliminated.

Before going on stage, the production team specially greeted Jiang Qiyu.

If she didn't know whether to shoot or not, she could follow the two professional mentors around her. At the same time, they also hoped that she would express her own opinions.

After all, her explosive opinions were obvious to all in the previous love variety shows, and they were always synonymous with hot searches.

——

Everyone was ready. After the live broadcast of the audition officially started, Jiang Qiyu followed the two senior professional mentors around her to the stage.

The host began to read the announcement and sponsors with great enthusiasm:

"Hello, audience friends in the live broadcast room! Welcome to the annual "You Go, You UP" program audition site!"

"This program is jointly sponsored by...."

"Now, let's applaud and welcome the three professional mentors of "You Go, You UP"!"

The male mentor on the far left stepped forward, calm and composed:

"Hello, audience friends, I am Zhen Haoting, a composer and music director, serving as the music director of Duojia Records. Representative works include: "XX", "XXX", etc. I hope to meet good singing talents in the audition program this time!"

After speaking, the elegant female mentor in the middle stepped forward:

"Hello, everyone, I am Wu Daojia, a mainland dancer, a national first-class actor, and a former choreographer of the National Song and Dance Troupe. Representative works: "XXXX", "XX". This time I was invited to participate in "You Go, You UP" to discover more newcomers who love dance!"

The two of them talked about their brilliant resumes with ease, which attracted applause from some contestants in the audience.

Finally, the camera slowly turned to the mentor standing on the far right.

"......"

Faced with their brilliant work resumes and works, Jiang Qiyu looked even thinner standing beside them.

After taking the microphone, she was not at all shy, and made a concise and clear self-introduction:

"Hello everyone, my name is Jiang Qiyu."

"......"

"......"

She had already attracted attention because of her recent popularity, and now that she said this, the audience in the live broadcast room could not sit still:

[Is this... over? ]

[I said, Jiang Qiyu has nothing, why is she a mentor? ]

[Who said that Teacher Changmao has nothing? She has a coat for her appearance and a funny look for her looks, and she obviously has everything she wants. ]

[I really don't understand why we invite a vase with no talent to watch such a good talent show like Hoho! ]

[Teacher Changmao has no talent for a long time, wait a minute, fans will scold first! 】

【Let me make it clear that you can scold Jiang Qiyu, but you can’t insult her fans! 】

【Teacher Changmao bravely flies, and bears the pain of being scolded by herself! 】

【......】

The comments on her in the barrage are mixed, but in fact there is no praise or criticism, all are negative..

But in any case, the program team invited her to the show under pressure and the effect was achieved.

Soon, after completing the introduction process, Jiang Qiyu followed the two golden resume Buddhas beside her and took a seat.

As soon as she sat down, the microphones in front of the three people had not yet turned on, and the elegant teacher Wu Daojia beside her leaned towards her slightly, with her back to the camera and whispered:

"You came to the audition for the first time as a mentor?"

Jiang Qiyu looked around and saw that not many people were paying attention to them, so she also covered her mouth and replied:

"Senior, is there anything I need to pay attention to?"

Hearing the two people talking, the profound composer Zhen Haoting, although he had been looking straight ahead, quickly joined the conversation:

"Just pay attention to your blood pressure."

Jiang Qi Yu Weiwei glared: "Blood pressure?"

"Old Zhen is right," Wu Daojia nodded, "You will know in a while what it means to make money hard and eat shit hard."

In her eyes full of shock, Zhen Haoting kindly added:

"If you can't hold it anymore, tell me, I have blood pressure medicine here."

"......"

While the few people were talking, the host in the center of the stage smiled eagerly and said:

"Okay, now let's invite contestant No. 001 to the stage!"

Jiang Qiyu heard this and looked at the stage in front of her with some excitement.

She wanted to see how hard it was to make money that these two seniors talked about.

Shit, how big is it——

“......”

Jiang Qiyu widened her eyes, watching the three lumps of shit jumping from the waiting area to the center of the stage...

“Really shit?”

“Hello, audience friends, hello, three mentors, hello, host, we are——”

The middle lump raised its head, and the other two lumps, no, the three contestants wearing shit puppet costumes shouted out their group names in unison:

“Three Tuo Defense Group!”

“......”

Jiang Qiyu looked at the three people in a daze, muttering to himself:

“Is it so explosive?”

“This is just the beginning?”

Wu Daojia, who was standing aside, seemed to have seen it all, and raised her chin slightly at the three lumps on the stage:

“Just wait and see, there are more incredible things to come.”

Sure enough, as soon as she finished speaking, the three Tuo Defense began their bizarre performance——