Stronger Than The Old Heavenly Master, You Say He Is A Newcomer?

Seeing his father's distraught message, Zhang Wei grinned heartlessly.

With laughter.

His mobile phone was also ringing non-stop, and his father kept sending messages.

[Sand Sculpture Dad]: Son thief, send the money again, and send it to me.

[Sand Sculpture Dad]: Thief, why are you silent? Are you transferring money to me?

[Sand Sculpture Dad]: Thief, is my phone broken? Why can’t I receive money reminders from you?

[Sand Sculpture Dad]: Thief, my phone must be broken, right, it must be, because you can’t not give me a birthday red envelope, right, my dear thief.

[Sand Sculpture Dad]: My son is a thief! ! Quick message back.

[Sand Sculpture Dad]: Well, you are a thief, and you don’t reply to your kind old father’s message. Is this the child I worked so hard to feed my child with shit and piss? Did I abuse my father when I was only 20 years old? .

[Sand Sculpture Dad]: Hehe, whoever said raising a child to prevent old age, I don't believe it anymore, look at me, a thief, I don't even reply to my old father's messages, it's for nothing! ! Raised for nothing! ! crying jpg

[Sand Sculpture Dad]: Naughty beast! I should have shot you on the wall in the first place, the water gun smacked your face jpg

[Sand Sculpture Dad]: My son, I advise you to reply to my message within three seconds, otherwise you will be at your own risk. Believe it or not, I will make you lose your father today and become a single-parent family! Howling on the neck of the knife holder jpg

[Sand Sculpture Dad]: Damn it! ! My red envelope! ! My birthday red envelope! Ma Jingtao roars jpg

for a moment.

The WeChat ding-dong sound disappeared.

No more messages from Dad.

Zhang Wei looked down at the phone: "Hey, did Dad stop so quickly this time, it's rare..."

Zhang Wei was talking, just about to reply to the message.

Jingle Bell.

The cell phone rang in an instant.

Caller ID - Sand Sculpture Dad.

Suddenly, my father saw that Zhang Wei didn't reply to the text message, so he called directly.

As soon as the phone is connected.

Instantly, there was a magnetic uncle's voice on the phone. His sound and light listened to the voice, not the content, full of mature masculinity.

"Son thief!! My red..."

Before Dad finished speaking, he heard a "beep", and Zhang Wei hung up the phone.

The corner of Zhang Wei's mouth twitched.

subsequently.

Father Zhang Wei made more than a dozen phone calls in a row, but they were all hung up. In the end, Father Zhang Wei sneered and borrowed the phone number of a passerby beside him to call.

Seeing that it was an unfamiliar number, Zhang Wei picked it up.

"Hello, who are you?" Zhang Wei replied politely.

"I am your father!"

Zhang Wei's father said with a smile.

The corner of Zhang Wei's mouth twitched, this old guy knows to take advantage of him every day.

Zhang Wei said slowly:

"You can't be my dad. My loving dad died in battle in Yilak early yesterday morning. I saw it with my own eyes. My dad's head was blasted by missiles. His bones are not cold yet."

"That's right, I'm your old father who died in battle. I'm calling you now to excuse me..."

"Don't trust me, Dad, hurry up and reincarnate."

"No, I still have one wish that has not been fulfilled. I will not die with peace in my eyes. I cannot swallow this breath."

"Dad, if you can't swallow this breath, then swallow it forcefully, and quickly return to the sky, and let me inherit your meager wealth with peace of mind."

"I won't! I won't die with my eyes closed. If you don't fulfill my wish, I will turn into a ghost and follow you. Watching you shit, watching you eat, watching you watch movies and masturbate in the middle of the night will make you restless."

Facing Dad's words.

Zhang Wei replied leisurely: "Guiling jelly..."

Suddenly, the phone quieted down, and there was a choking cough:

Immediately afterwards.

Zhang Wei's father stopped making trouble, and hurriedly said politely:

"Don't be angry, son thief. I haven't seen you for a long time. I'm just joking with you. We don't want birthday red envelopes. It's just a little money. How can it compare with my father and son love for you son thief."

"Speaking of business, son thief, I came to you today to ask you a question. I heard that you and Xiaolin have contacted again, right?"

His words come out.

Zhang Wei was surprised:

"Huh? Dad, how do you know that I have a connection with Xiao Mantou?"

"Damn! There's really a connection, you unfilial son, you didn't tell your father about such a big life event."

"There is nothing to say, isn't it just that it has a connection with Xiao Mantou, and it's not a big deal."

"Isn't this a big deal? My son is reconnecting with his daughter-in-law and is expected to remarry. This is a big deal!!"

For Dad.

Zhang Wei was a little dumbfounded for a moment.

He knew that in middle school and high school, after he dated Qiu Xiaolin, his father regarded Qiu Xiaolin as his future wife.

But then something happened.

He broke up with Qiu Xiaolin.

But my dad cared a lot about himself and Qiu Xiaolin, and always asked about getting back together. If it wasn't for going to college later, dad would gradually stop asking.

"Dad, I have nothing to do with Xiao Mantou. We just met by chance a few days ago and we got in touch. It's not what you think."

"I don't believe it, I don't listen, I want a daughter-in-law, I want a granddaughter."

Father Zhang Wei said bluntly:

"I don't care. I want to hold a granddaughter. You can get pregnant first before you get married, or grab one. Get me a granddaughter. Remember, I want a granddaughter, not a grandson. A grandson is hard to take care of. A granddaughter is a close-fitting little padded jacket." .”

Zhang Wei didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "I said Dad, why do you want a granddaughter again, and you're fighting with Uncle Li again?"

He knew that his father had a friend, Uncle Li. Since he had a granddaughter, he often showed off to his father.

Also for this.

Since he was a freshman, his father kept nagging him about his granddaughter. Even though Zhang Wei was only a freshman, he still wanted to have a granddaughter.

even.

He even did not hesitate to secretly puncture all the Durex he bought.

At that time, my father’s reason was that the family was not short of money, and Zhang Wei didn’t need to study hard to earn more money. He just needed to have his granddaughter as soon as possible.

"Cough, there's nothing wrong with it. I'm just you wanting to hug your granddaughter all of a sudden. Why, son thief, if you don't give me a birthday red envelope, won't your granddaughter give me one?"

in words.

Zhang Wei's father complained:

"My uncle and granddaughter carry her out for a walk every day. What about me? I can only carry Corgi out and watch Corgi rush to the sun when he sees a dog on the road. It's really embarrassing."

"Son thief, can I see my precious granddaughter in my lifetime?"

"Son, why don't you do it like this, you go to do test-tube babies, I'll give you money, and you go and give me embryos to test-tube a granddaughter."

"Anyway, I don't care. Before you graduate from college, you have to give my whole daughter out. I'll stop talking. Your mother is here."

before hanging up the phone.

Zhang Wei seemed to have thought of something, and said bluntly:

"Dad, are you sure you don't want me to give out another birthday red envelope?"

"No need, what is a birthday red envelope compared to my granddaughter..."

Zhang Wei's father hadn't finished speaking when he heard Zhang Wei's voice.

"The birthday red envelope I just sent to my mother was 100,000."

immediately.

Zhang Wei's father changed the subject: "My son is a thief, I don't want my granddaughter anymore, please be sure to pass on my birthday red envelope."

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