The Death Knell

Wade is cheap, but he is not his cousin Slade. Deadpool will not kill beautiful women.

Therefore, taking out the grenade was just a joke, and it would not actually explode. Who in the right mind would use an explosion to exit the scene? Not the ultimate villain in a Hollywood movie

After drinking the rich man's fine wine and eating high-end and expensive snacks, Wade still kept his chain intact, flipping his rotten tongue up and down, and said something serious, asking Tony to go to Earth-10011 to play.

"It's so fun there. There are monsters of the Cthulhu system everywhere. Just one look at it can make you burst with inspiration. For a scientist like you, inspiration is very precious, right? In addition to this, I also saw the curious hunter there. She is such a beautiful woman, her whole body is covered with knots like big honeycombs, don’t you want to take a look?”

Compared to Deadpool, Tony was less happy.

After all, no one wants to come into close contact with Deadpool in a confined space high in the sky. He still smells fishy, ​​as if he came out of a pile of dead fish, and it is a bit more smelly than before.

Also, what exactly is Deadpool’s focus? Tony is going to vomit just thinking about such a monster woman, okay?

"I can't stop vomiting. I have everything now, and I still want to live for two more years. Why do you want to find me for those mysterious things? Find someone who knows magic."

Deadpool nodded repeatedly. Tony seemed to really have everything, and he really didn't need to take risks.

However, he still answered according to what his cousin taught him: "To protect our earth?"

"You said that parallel universe exists. I believe it because Peter told me about the Spider Universe and he won't lie." Tony took a sip of wine, took the cotton ball sent by the flight attendant and stuffed it into his nostrils. Wengsheng replied angrily: "But I haven't seen us being invaded now. I only heard you talking about you and Deathstroke invading other people's worlds. This sounds like an act of aggression."

In fact, whether it was an invasion or not, Tony probably knew in his heart that Deathstroke would not do anything without reason.

But he just didn't want to act with Deadpool. Just thinking about breathing the same air for a long time made Tony feel so sick that he felt like many tiny Deadpool elements were getting into his respiratory tract.

The imagination of physicists always thinks about the worst case scenario.

"We were retaliating in self-defense. The other party came to attack first, maybe?" Deadpool scratched his butt, tore out a large piece of dead skin and threw it aside: "Then if I said it was for a vacation, would you like to go? ?Iron head, look at you, your eyes are dull, your beard is dull, it must be that being a superhero has drained your spirit, don’t you want to find a place full of vitality to recharge your batteries?”

Wade pointed at himself and then at Iron Man. He felt that he was much more handsome than Tony. This is the mental outlook that a protagonist should have.

"Oh, I have nothing to say to you. You are not normal, but I am different." Tony immediately took out a small mirror from the side to look at it, first touched his beard, and then adjusted the curls near the hairline: " A genius scientist like me never cares about my appearance, wisdom is my greatest charm."

"Well, since you don't want to go, then forget it." Deadpool stood up, adjusted his belt, and looked very disappointed: "Although I really want to play with you, I can't help you if you don't cherish the opportunity to play. , Besides, even though there is Doom, the most talented scientist in the world, in the team, I don’t understand why my cousin wants you by name.”

Hearing the name Doctor Doom, Tony's mirror slammed down on the table.

"Victor von Doom? You say he is the most genius scientist in the world? Hahaha, who gave you the courage to say such ignorant words?"

Iron Man stood up. Although the top of his head only reached Wade's chin, he looked like a giant. He adjusted his tie slowly and smiled crookedly:

"With all due respect, Doctor Doom is not the smartest person on earth at all, I am. You don't understand how far ahead of him I am in quantum technology and nanomaterials. I have to say that Deathstroke is indeed more knowledgeable than you. This time I will follow Come and see Doom lose to me with your own eyes."

After saying that, he didn't even wait for Wade to say anything else, and went directly to the studio on the plane to change his armor. After a while, he came out wearing a new suit that was all white but with a gold mask.

"Your new armor looks a lot simpler." Deadpool circled around Iron Man and tried to reach out to touch him but was dodged. He didn't mind and just continued to mutter: "Weren't you the same in the past? Do you like the red look? Could it be that the paint has run out?"

Tony lifted his mask and glanced at him angrily: "Jarvis, send a text message to Nick Fury for me, saying that I won't go to England today."

"Sir, why are you texting?" the butler's voice came from the helmet.

"Because I hope he can't see it. Oh, don't ask. Just do whatever I ask you to do." Iron Man was a little speechless about his AI butler. He shook his head and talked to Deadpool again: "This is my new The MK39 suit developed can convert ubiquitous quanta into air, and its painting is also to pay tribute to the appearance of astronauts. It is difficult for a person as unsentimental as you to explain clearly."

Deadpool immediately jumped to his feet, his expression behind the mask became serious, and he screamed:

"You must apologize to me! I have collected a complete set of "Hua Hua X Zi", "Gate , even though I know that some of the beauties in the photos must be ninety years old, have lost all their teeth, have sagging breasts, and have sagging skin like flour pockets, but I still love them in the magazine. Isn’t this sentimental?!”

Facing Wade's righteous words, Tony was stunned for a moment, then looked at him with a different look, and whispered:

"Actually, I have the same collection. Besides, I also watched the movie about you and the aliens last time."

"Hey, you know quite a bit, so there's no need for you to apologize. Let's go, comrade, let's go find Captain Marvel now." Deadpool hooked Tony's neck and patted him on the shoulder, looking like they were two good friends. .

But after hearing Deadpool's words, Iron Man seemed very surprised. His eyes widened and he asked, "She also filmed that?"

Wade's two corners of his mouth turned downwards, he looked in the direction of no one with dead fish eyes, and muttered to himself:

"Old fellows, I doubt that Iron Man will be beaten to death by Captain Marvel. You know, my cousin said that super soldiers have super hearing. Maybe she has heard it. Let me state in advance that everything has nothing to do with me. I am innocent. , the flight attendants on the plane are also innocent, I hope Carol can understand the principle of only punishing the culprit."