The Death Knell

When Deathstroke and his crew were fighting monsters in space, Deadpool had already arrived on Earth for some time.

Because his whole body is covered with cancer, he is recognized by the current 'residents' of the earth as a kindred spirit. Everyone is friendly and he is happy wherever he goes, which is completely different from the cruel environment of outer space.

"Do you think my cousin's space monsters will eat our own people?" Deadpool raised his hands to cover both sides of his face, opened his mouth wide, and said cowardly: "Oh my god! Earth is better, There aren’t that many disputes, old guys, look, there are still many people on both sides of the street.”

Deadpool pointed not far away, where there was indeed a figure standing next to the ruins of the street. It looked like it had once been a bus stop, with the decayed and fungus-covered stop sign still stuck crookedly there.

Taking a closer look, it turned out that it was not a monster, but a pile of fleshy monsters covered with thick tentacles. Those tentacles also had human-like facial features, making painful expressions and constantly rubbing against each other in the mucus.

That's okay.

"Slade asked me to come to Earth to be cool, but he didn't give me any specific tasks. I just made five hundred bucks. It's so easy."

The unmasked Deadpool continued shopping happily, with his hands behind his head, swaggering very arrogantly:

"But guys, I'm a mercenary with integrity, not to mention that this is a mission given by my cousin. I have to mobilize my subjective initiative and do something myself. Please tell me, what should I do?"

"..."

I don’t know what suggestions the non-existent audience gave me, but Deadpool was a little moved after watching the barrage:

"You want me to find myself on this earth? No, it should be said that it is my counterpart from another world. This is a good idea."

"...."

"Yes, a handsome person like me is the protagonist everywhere."

Deadpool, who was walking on the soft meat carpet, raised his forehead with the gun in his hand, as if there were hair and hair there:

"It seems that everyone has watched movies and TV series. Under normal circumstances, a handsome man like me is the protagonist, and the protagonist is not easy to die. Therefore, in this cancerous universe, I At least he has to be the second male lead. Okay, let’s go find him. If he’s nice, I can have a meal with him or something.”

In the current situation, all cancerous creatures are not hostile to me, which means that the peers in this universe should be quite relaxed.

During his vacation, Deadpool was either messing around with women or hanging out in bars. It wasn't really difficult to find someone.

After thinking for a while, Wade took out the gem from his underwear, blew off the black hair on it, and said, "Mirror, Mirror, who is the most handsome person in the world?"

"It's you, it's you." He immediately answered himself while holding his throat and imitating a eunuch-like voice.

"Hehehe, as expected, I knew I was the most handsome. You gem, you really love to tell the truth. How can I be embarrassed to admit it like this?" Deadpool kissed the plot continuity gem, and then nodded with satisfaction. : "Send me to another me, wait a minute, to the local Deadpool at the current point in time on Earth 10011. This is more rigorous."

In a whoosh, he disappeared.

In the blink of an eye, he came to an island. The island was covered with giant sea anemone-like tentacle plants. There was a small house under the wriggling tree.

At this time, there was a lonely figure sitting on a small sprouting bench, holding a fishing rod made of long bones to catch fish in the sea.

Before Wade arrived, he had already harvested something. In the bathtub beside him, there was an 'ugly mermaid' with eighteen heads, three heads, and countless tentacles.

At this time, the mermaid monster was struggling with the steel prison holding the bathtub, using its sharp teeth to chew through the iron fence until sparks erupted from it.

"Hi, buddy, how are you?" Deadpool walked up to the red beach covered with blood vessels and greeted his other self enthusiastically: "Where are you fishing? Fishing is good, I can also trick a kitten The fishing technique is to dig a hole in the winter ice and soak the little brother in it.”

He told a joke that he thought was funny. After all, when communicating with strangers, you have to start by asking the other person to complain.

However, the other Deadpool sitting on the beach remained motionless.

Although he was wearing a black and red uniform, the man was obviously not energetic. If the fishing rod in his hand was not moving, he would probably be dead.

After listening to Wade's words, the local Deadpool calmly replied:

"oh."

"Wait, I've said so much, and you just say one word to respond to me? Or is it a modal particle?" Wade slapped his butt and strode to the beach, wanting to argue with the other party: "Do you think you are polite? Brother, I come from another parallel universe. Although you are not required to be as enthusiastic to each other as so many Spider-men, you must at least give your buddy a hug..."

Wade was muttering something in his mouth, but when he saw the face of Deadpool, the second half of Wade's unfinished words was suppressed.

Because he only saw one machine, a humanoid machine wearing a Deadpool uniform, with a face like the Terminator and red eyes.

Wade sighed, and turned to look at the empty space aside: "Okay, old guys, this is not a conspiracy, nor is it a joke that he knew Deathstroke was coming and wanted to play 'Terminator', but that he transformed himself into a 'Terminator'." Became a robot deadpool."

After explaining this sentence, looking at the sticky waves in the rancid and black ocean, Wade thought for a moment before continuing to talk to the other party:

"Brother, why did you turn yourself into a machine? How can you have fun like this? You can't even enjoy the pleasure of shitting."

"The life force of the polygons catalyzed the cancer cells in my original body. If I didn't give up that poor body, I would become their slave sooner or later. I don't want to be anyone's slave."

The robot deadpool replied coldly, without any emotion.

"No, you can talk more nonsense, you can just make a joke." Wade was a little anxious. He simply sat on the other person's lap and hooked the cold metal neck: "Are you still Deadpool like this? ?Where is your personality? Where is your passionate love?"

"If another person who calls himself Deadpool does not appear, then I will still be Deadpool. This is logical." The robot Deadpool pushed Wade away, stood up, and calmly came to the fish next to him and took out his hand. He took out a dagger and cut off some meat from the mermaid: "Are you going to eat? If you don't eat, I'm going to deliver food to my girlfriend."

Wade puffed up his face and blew out a long breath: "Fortunately, you still have a girlfriend, which means you still have some humanity."

However, the robot Deadpool walked to the hut with a large piece of meat and calmly opened the door. There was another prison in the room.

He threw the twisted and deformed piece of meat into the cage. In the cage was a strange humanoid body that looked like a giant. He immediately caught the putrid and wriggling living piece of meat with his tentacles, stuffed it into his mouth and started eating. .

"Flesh, flesh, fragrance."

After hearing this unchanged voice, Wade immediately grimaced. He could tell that the deformed zombie monster in front of him was the mutated Vanessa in this universe.