The Death Knell

Harley never thought about helping Deadpool organize a wedding from the beginning. She just wanted to play and have some fun in Deathstroke's "Happy Home Universe".

She said she was going out to buy things for Deadpool's wedding, but as a psychology expert, Harley has a very high level of controlling people's hearts. When she arrived at the shopping location, she told her new girlfriends:

"When you go to someone else's wedding, you have to have clothes that show off, right?"

So the whole thing went sideways, from planning to help Deadpool buy some wedding items to becoming a competition for the women to pack themselves.

Because what Harley said is right. Although the wedding is not a serious occasion like an international conference, it is a large-scale social scene after all. I heard that Deadpool invited a lot of people and a lot of women.

What about other women who go to weddings and dress like princesses, but when you go, you wear a big T-shirt that you usually wear when cooking?

Harley took advantage of people's natural instinct to 'compare' and, with the consent of her adjutant, played a virtual robbery.

Hela is a veteran in armed robbery. After all, she is the eldest princess of Asgard. She has robbed many countries with Odin when she was young. She feels nostalgic after not committing crimes for a long time.

Waiter Gwen is a novice who has never experienced robbery, but she has no psychological barriers at all. Her wish is to live and live well. As for how to achieve a high-quality life?

They are already mercenaries, so how can they still have so many moral standards?

As for Daisy, she was even more eager to give it a try. Deathstroke had agreed to it anyway, so what happened to her playing with her sisters?

The female Thor blasted open the mall door, the goddess of the underworld knocked down the security guard, Harley put makeup on the unconscious person, Gwen was responsible for moving them back to the guard room, and the duck followed and looked out.

In fact, there was no need to look out. The adjutant had already informed the police station that it was a 'robbery drill', so naturally no one would come.

Harley and her friends started a happy zero-dollar shopping trip. Although they were all Deathstroke items, picking them up like thieves in the middle of the night was completely different from going to the mall during the day.

Each person should first pick out a few outfits. If you have good clothes, you should get matching shoes. If you have shoes and hats, look at the jewelry. When you are tired from shopping, go for something to eat and get a manicure.

This is what comprehensive shopping malls are good for, they are much more interesting than supermarkets.

Anyway, Harley was so happy that she kept laughing. When she was in DC, Dai wouldn't play like this with her. Wonder Woman was still too serious. Even if Deathstroke asked her to snatch it, she wouldn't do it.

Walking to the crowd, the little lunatic stretched out a finger and poked Deadpool, who seemed to have turned into gray-white:

"Hey, what's wrong with you? Why do you look so disappointed? Tell me something sad to make me happy."

"You don't understand the pain of making money to support a family." Deadpool turned his back to Harley and even started sobbing, making a strangulation-like sound: "Uh-huh-huh-huh."

However, he secretly turned his head to look at Harley's expression, and it was clear that he had some new plan, and this was just a misfortune.

It's a pity that Harley was present. If it were Gin, he might have looked after Deadpool. After all, they were relatives.

But the little lunatic is a woman who does things based on her mood, so she is too lazy to mind her own business.

"Oh, come on, then." After saying this, she turned around and left with the warhammer on her shoulder. With her free hand, she called her sisters: "Let's go, let's go. Deathstroke also has a zoo in the suburbs. There are animals in it." The lions and tigers were killed, so we climbed over the wall and went in to pet the cats secretly.”

Strictly speaking, it was Howard's zoo. He had it specially built decades ago in order to pursue Maria.

But Howard was apparently dead, and Tony was not an animal rights activist. At his father's funeral, when he and Gin were discussing consortium cooperation, he sold the place to the Wilson Group.

The girls seemed to have completely forgotten that Deadpool was getting married, and all followed Harley. Daisy, who was kind-hearted, even helped Deadpool close the door to the security room so that he could sleep peacefully with the security guards. .

Deadpool sat up suddenly and looked at the door with eyes like a dead fish:

""

Perhaps his resentment moved the world. Tens of seconds later, the footsteps of several people came from outside the door again.

Has Harley changed her mind and is ready to give her brother-in-law some support?

He immediately lay back down, found a nest in the crowd, adjusted the position of his head and continued to imitate the strangulation cry.

"嘤嘤嘤" The door opened and someone came in. The light shone on Deadpool's butt. The putrid smell rolled in the limited space as Deadpool spoke: "You know, I love my watch the most." Brother, but he is very stingy and dark, and never gives me pocket money. I just want to be on the news now to promote my Everything House."

The visitor was silent for a moment, and then spoke:

"Godslayer, in crowbar form, someone will be in the news tomorrow with a severely prolapsed anus."

"Crusher!"

Upon hearing the voice that sounded like a devil's whisper, Deadpool jumped up on the spot, holding his butt and turning more than 300 degrees in the air to ensure that he could face his cousin.

"Pfft!"

But the death knell had already expected it. It was still the familiar dagger, the familiar big owl eyes, stabbing firmly into his belly, and the familiar explanation.

"Ah, my hand slipped."

Deadpool fell down, clutching his belly and fell on the small bed. He fell on top of the unconscious security guards and kicked his legs, looking like he was about to die.

But the man in the dark didn't mean to worry. Instead, he lectured the young girl behind him:

"Most people will lose control of their excretion when they are about to die. If you want to kill someone in the future, and the other person just kicks his legs and rolls around, that is fake death. Do you understand?"

The female detective wearing a black leather jacket nodded repeatedly: "I got it, but isn't he your cousin?"

In fact, the horse-faced thunder god also had this doubt, but he was more receptive. After all, he heard that Loki had stabbed Thor with a dagger before. This is how some brothers express their close feelings.

"He can't die anyway." Deathstroke wiped the dagger in his hand, put it away, folded his arms and watched Wade acting cute.

The gutted Deadpool rolled around, holding his belly and sucking in cold air, and then started to hold something in, but after a while he gave up and sat up and spread his hands.

"I didn't eat all day yesterday, so I ate some fried onion rings with the captain in the evening. I really couldn't squeeze out Xiang Lai. It's not that I didn't want to imitate the near-death scene more realistically, but the conditions didn't allow it." He turned and looked to the side. When there was no one around, he called out: "Director! Can you use props? Get some chocolate sauce!"

Deathstroke patted his head and picked him up like a cat:

"Stop playing tricks. We are going to the Time Administration headquarters in the gap in the timeline. Use your belt and gems."

"Ahem, yes, but you understand."

In the darkness, Wade turned his head, coughed dryly, and quickly rubbed his fingers.