The Death Knell

Just like Deathstroke said, no matter how far the kangaroo ran and how many times he drifted around corners in the ruined city, he was eventually caught up by Deadpool, who was kicking sideways.

It wasn't that he was kicked in the back, but just when he was about to hit, the bitch's figure suddenly sped up, slipped from behind to the front, and accurately kicked the opponent's wet black nose.

The monster fell down, and Deadpool landed smoothly with a graceful backflip. He even wiped his nose with his thumb and let out a strange cry similar to Bruce Lee's.

"Ata!"

The huge kangaroo was foaming at the mouth, twitching, struggling, and rolling in the ruins. His eyes were wide open and full of fear. Tentacles kept slapping the ground. His five senses had been completely eroded by the stench.

He didn't want to die, but after smelling the smell of this human's feet, he already knew that he would never be able to eat again in this life.

The nasal cavity, mouth, brain, and soul are all filled with an indescribable stench. Now even if I breathe a little air, it feels stinging!

If you can no longer use the swallowing method and can no longer make yourself stronger, you will inevitably become the bait of other ancient gods.

His life has lost its meaning. .

Thinking of this, his thoughts were interrupted by violent vomiting. He vomited out some corpses he had eaten, vomited out stomach acid and blood, and finally even vomited out fragments of internal organs.

His consciousness gradually sank into the cold water, but the water was smelly, and there was only darkness in front of his eyes...

"Ah, I've got another one." Wade put the finger that had just slipped through the gap between his toes under his nose and smelled it. He shrugged lightly and said with a smile to the crowd: "Because we got married yesterday. Because, I actually washed my feet just the day before yesterday, and my condition today can only be described as fresh-scented. The reaction of these guys is too exaggerated."

"..." The non-existent audience seemed to say something.

"Why are there new veterans in the live broadcast studio asking this kind of question? What about 'You know clearly that your cousin is using your physical flaws to attack the enemy, but you still enjoy using disgusting people as a means to do so, even without shame'?"

Wade simply took off his other shoe, knocked the mud on the sole, stuffed it into his trouser pocket, and continued looking for the next target:

"The answer is simple, because my cousin gave me the money. A mercenary must be able to use everything he has to satisfy his employer. Yes, I know that my cancer makes me smell a bit bad. This is an irrefutable fact, but There is no use in feeling sorry for yourself. It is better to think about how to turn your shortcomings into your own advantages, and then use external forces to amplify this advantage."

"..." The non-existent audience is probably interacting at a high frequency.

Deadpool, who was paying attention to the barrage, glanced at no one, nodded, activated the automatic enemy tracking function of Knight Kick again and flew up. While tracking the enemy, Deadpool quickly talked nonsense in mid-air:

"Yes, it feels a bit like some dwarfs who feel inferior because of their height and can't hold their heads up. But some dwarfs have very strong hearts. They turn this flaw into an advantage. From then on, they only buy children's tickets when going to the zoo. You can buy children's fast food from the Wilson chain. Did you know that the captain soldiers are randomly distributed in the set meal? Some of the styles from the Second World War are worth a house in New York."

"..."

"What should I do if I'm caught pretending to be a child? What's the matter? Just lie down on the ground and act like a baby. The staff won't be serious with a disabled person like you." Deadpool felt the strong wind in the flight and wiped the spilled mask. snot: "In addition, dwarfs are really suitable for the assassin job. I have seen many movies in which there are dwarf assassins dressed as children. It is really classic."

"..."

"This is very simple. I just saw someone asking why Strangler's devouring speed exceeds Seth's self-healing speed? The answer is of course popularity. Their abilities are all related to eating. What is Strangler in the movie in which I am the protagonist? Popularity? It's the protagonist's cousin's pet! How popular is Seth as a guy who hides in the shadows and rarely shows his face? He only appeared as a villain for three minutes. Let me tell you this, Ultron just can't beat Skynet, Hai Berron can't beat Superman, Moon Knight can't beat Batman, and Spawn can't beat me. I can give you examples like this all day long. In short, between characters with very similar ability settings, the only difference is the winner or loser. Popularity.”

As he spoke like this, the flying kick automatically locked onto the next enemy, and the peeling and bubbling rotten feet took Deadpool to fly in another direction. He chattered endlessly about his popularity theory, because he had always I firmly believe that this is the truth that allows the character to survive.

Of course, to outsiders, Deadpool has always been talking to himself, the characteristics of a mental patient are fully exposed, and people with abnormal brains talk like this.

But it is undeniable that he can really restrain the Devouring Method. Now the first generation of demons are more afraid of him than they are of the God Eater.

.........

Harley was the only one watching the battle projection in the sewer. She could even eat popcorn while watching it. The other girls looked away because it was too disgusting.

Just because the flying speed was too fast, the skin on the soles of Deadpool's feet just fell off, and the wind smeared on his face. The skin gradually melted due to the high degree of decay, and penetrated into the red and black mask, but he was still there. Keep talking.

Most people can't stand this, not to mention that the evil-minded lieutenant also gave a close-up of the face. Only Harley found the humor in it and was overjoyed by it.

Diana obviously had a headache from this. She tilted her head to avoid watching the scene, and pressed her thumbs on both sides of her temples:

"Slade, are you sure this will lure out the enemy named Sithorn instead of making him sick and run away?"

In the dark sewer maintenance room, the cigarette in Deathstroke's mouth gave off a burst of light, and the calm voice came:

"I couldn't find where Sithorn was hiding for a while. It would be more practical to clean up the large number of demons first. We currently only know that the Great Demon Shadow has resurrected many first-generation demons, but what he plans to do with them is still unknown. Now , let Deadpool destroy the tools that these enemies took from the trash heap of history, and see if Sithorne will come forward to stop it."

"It's logically okay, but what if Sithorne resurrects them again?" Wanda asked the only problem with this plan.

Deathstroke looked at the girl and the rib ring on her forehead, causing Strangler to stretch out a sharp little tentacle and climb up Wanda's neck like a snake:

"If he uses chaotic energy to resurrect these demons, then you will have a chance in the spiritual world. I will transfer Seth's devouring method into your brain. When the time comes, you will directly devour Sithorn's soul. Take the opportunity to become a new god..."