The Death Knell

When I returned to the small brick building in Brooklyn, New York, I heard deafening music as soon as I landed on the rooftop. The sound of the subwoofer made the whole building seem to be shaking.

Walking down the stairs and passing by the cat room on the top floor, I peeked inside along the crack in the door, only to find that the cats seemed to have been accustomed to Harley's style, and all of them were sleeping soundly at this time.

That's right, these wild cats were all brought by Harley from Gotham. Even if there are machine gun fire on the streets in the middle of the night, they can still sleep. What does a little music mean?

Went down to the third floor, opened the door, and saw Harley dancing and decorating a huge cake.

"Oh, my little bee is back! Huh!" When she heard the noise, she turned her head and saw the man standing at the door. She immediately smiled even more happily. She held up the decorating bag and came over to chat with him for a while. While taking a breather, he asked again: "It seems that the dark tyrant is dead?"

Patting her waist, Su Ming nodded, and the armor on her body quickly squirmed into home clothes: "Well, I took away his power and concepts and became the new dark side."

"I don't understand, but I'm very happy, hehe!" Harley took his hand and looked at the cake, which was filled with her favorite strawberries: "It's just a little bit of a pity, Darkseid used to be so kind to me. Okay, he also wants me to be a female general. By the way, where is his head? Take it out and let me play with it for a while."

She pestered Su Ming and acted coquettishly, stretching out her little hands covered in cream as if asking for a toy.

Being a general is indeed true. Harley was once kidnapped to Apokolips. After receiving training from the Nemesis, she performed extremely well and almost became a member of the Darkseid elite. Uncle Dax also wanted her to lead the invasion of the army. The earth is coming.

However, the environment of Apokolips was too bad, there was no good food and drink, and the clothes were not of good taste. Harley refused to work there, made some trouble and sneaked back, and also got a power war hammer from Apokolips Technology.

The high-tech hammer is now under the bed. Harley doesn't like to use it. Her favorite is her own 'Dorothy', because this hammer is soaked in the blood of many old friends in Gotham. It is of great commemorative value to her.

"No head." Su Ming kissed her forehead and took out some wine for her to drink: "Darkseid's ashes were blown away by Superman, leaving nothing behind."

"Well, it's too much, Superman is too much!" The woman's twin ponytails swayed, and she unscrewed the bottle and took a sip: "I still want to knock Darkseid's head in! Humph! But forget it, dear Yes, did you bring me any battlefield souvenirs?"

"You are not an ancient Celtic woman, and you are still waiting for a man to bring the enemy's head home from the battlefield..." Su Ming fumbled in his pocket and took out the chair: "Here is this for you. Well, it's made of a kind of treant by Strangler. If you touch it, it's still warm."

As he said that, he took her little hand and gave it a try. Then he saw an expression of surprise on the woman's face. She looked very happy. She jumped up and gave her a koala hug:

"Hmm... You're so kind! Honey, although I plan to give this gift to Ivy, it will still be placed in my house after all. Come on, let's have a celebration cake. Today is disco day! Ha! Ha ha ha ha!"

For her, nothing else matters. When she comes home after the battle, the man only needs to eat, drink and have fun.

"By the way, isn't Ivy at home?" Su Ming looked in the bathroom and kitchen and found that Poison Ivy didn't seem to be here tonight.

"She went back to the island to do those plant experiments, and she always had to observe and record them frequently." Harley tried out the new chair, obediently waiting for the death knell to cut the cake, and waved her hands casually: "Leave her alone, tell me. Let’s go on this adventure, have you seen the spider that eats human eyeballs?”

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Harley was so crazy that until noon the next day, the two of them stayed together and didn't want to get up.

But by this time, the rain outside the window was getting heavier, and goosebumps appeared on her pale shoulders. She finally got up and closed the window next to the bed, and put Ivy's flowerpot outside. Enjoy automatic watering.

After finishing the work, Harley slipped back in again, with only her head exposed outside the blanket, blinking and looking at the man in a cute way:

"Are you planning to take a vacation next? Where should we go this time?"

"When I went out this time, I passed through many worlds along the way, but I didn't even go in." Su Ming put his arm around her shoulders, touched her silky long hair, sat up and leaned on the bed: "I see if you want to go No matter what kind of world I play, forget about the world of eye-eating spiders. It sounds like the setting of a low-budget horror movie, and it might as well be a vampire rabbit."

"Well, I'll just say it casually. I'll go wherever you want to go." Harley moved her head and leaned on his chest.

Su Ming reached for the belt beside the bed, took out a bottle of wine, took a sip himself, and fed the woman another sip:

"I originally planned to go to the Halo World to investigate the Pioneers. Maybe I can speed up the program cracking work on the Celestial Group. With luck, I can also find inspiration to fight against the Transcendent Gods. But there is nothing interesting there. I have an expedition fleet there. Over there, there are wars everywhere, and the Flood looks a bit disgusting."

"That's it, so what's your backup option?" Harley lost interest immediately after hearing that disgusting creatures existed. She drew circles on the man's arm with her fingers, knowing that he must have an alternative plan.

After pressing a bite on the smart little head again, Su Ming replied with a smile:

"In the Monster Universe, you can watch gorillas and beauties masturbating on high-rise buildings, and you can also catch Godzilla. Different powerful biological genes are useful for strangulation, and you can also take them back to expand my Stitch Monster Virus Experimental Gene Library. "

Harley turned over and leaned on the man and nodded with a smile: "It sounds fun, so I decided to go to your Earth 40K-1. I heard that you raise zombies there. How about we go and fight zombies?"

She is now an independent woman, and of course she listens to her boyfriend on major matters, but for things like vacation, she has to make her own decisions.

And I feel very happy when I peel it off.

"You loser bitch, I'll fight you!" Su Ming slapped her on the butt and refused angrily: "Although the cost of making cannon fodder zombies is infinitely close to zero, 40K-1 is similar to virus cultivation. Pan, just wait for the infected and humans inside to evolve naturally over time. If you want to fight zombies, I will ask the lieutenant to find a universe full of wild zombies."

"Okay! Let's go fight the zombies! I just want to see how people kill each other in the apocalypse, how they show off their humanity and show their madness, hee hee..."

Harley jumped up and happily went to take a shower. Amidst the sound of running water, she suddenly popped her head out of the bathroom as if she had remembered something:

"By the way, we have to be ordinary people this time. You are not allowed to use super powers, otherwise it will not be fun."

"With only guns and cold weapons, I am also the strongest mercenary."

Su Ming sat up from the bed, contacted the adjutant to arrange the next work, and walked to the bathroom to clean up together.

My own goals do not conflict with Harley's travel plan. The so-called world can be modified slightly.