The Death Knell

"This guy is a bit durable. He heals himself too quickly."

On a dark and windy rainy night, a red and blue figure chatted loudly with friends while beating his target.

He was seen high in the air, grabbing Princess Black Carbon's hair and punching her in the face with a powerful punch. She fell like a meteor into the sea east of Gotham, splashing hundreds of meters high. water splash.

But the next second, this dark, strange figure flew out of the water with a mouthful of white teeth, and charged towards Deadpool and his group who were watching the excitement.

Then she was intercepted by Superboy and again hit by the heat vision. This time she directly smashed into a lighthouse, but when she rushed out of the smoke, her self-healing ability made her appear unscathed, even the white dress on her body was damaged. Recovered.

So the battle seems to have become a turn-based system, she rushes, he fights, and the cycle starts.

Can Superboy think of a way to solve the current situation? He felt that he could definitely do it if he spent more time, but there were Batwoman and Deathstroke present, so why should he use his brain?

The fierce battle he wants is the kind where he punches the other person, and the other person punches him. Both sides are evenly matched, just like in the "Rocky" movie, where the opponent is beaten until the bloody saliva is splashed everywhere under the light. slow motion.

It would be better to have some collision of beliefs between good and evil, sparks of thought and language, etc. Only then would it be like a superhero drama.

But right now, Princess Heitan couldn't hurt herself at all, and she didn't say anything. Things turned into a one-sided sandbagging. After Clark played for a few minutes, he felt that it was no longer interesting.

It just so happens that this sandbag also has the blood of brown sugar, so it just can't be exploded, so it's very annoying.

"Logically speaking, if it is a 'concept embodiment' whose concept has been abolished, it should be very weak or even directly self-destruct."

Cindy, who became a battlefield observer, held the big sword in her hand and raised her neck to look at the sky. She was not worried at all that the enemy would break through Superboy's defense. She just leisurely blocked the rain with her hands and smoked a cigar and said:

"But this black bitch now seems to have some secret concept supporting her. If she destroys her concept, she can be completely killed."

She doesn't have to speak loudly. Anyway, even if it's a whisper, Superboy has super hearing and can hear it.

"A girl? It's dark, too dark. In Marvel, I usually call this kind of woman Bichi. Doesn't it sound more vivid?"

Deadpool, who was smoking with Cindy, shook his head repeatedly with a look of disgust. The hand holding the cigarette pointed at the orchid and said:

"Hehe, don't look at me like that. Who is not a master of language? Yes, although I am not as good at speaking as my cousin, he is not as good as me in speaking well. Do you want to hear tongue twisters? Mine My tongue is already thirsty, and it needs a place to show off."

Why did he suddenly become a sissy? Because this is Earth Minus 11, Wade feels that he needs to do as the Romans do. He guesses that all men in this world should be like this.

It does seem artificial, but it's fun to act for a while now and then.

Hearing him speak, Cindy and Superboy were both speechless. The former even raised his hand to rub his temples, appearing to have a headache.

Although I knew that Deadpool talked a lot in the past, when we got along in the past, Su Ming could restrain him by deducting money. Today is good, that man is not here, and the bitch Wade has become like a wild donkey. , the nonsense in his mouth couldn’t stop at all.

Ever since Superman Jr. and Princess Charcoal started fighting each other, Deadpool never stopped commentating on the game in the air. Even so, he still felt unsatisfied.

I don't know if he was a little excited after seeing Cindy, the eldest sister from another world, or if he was just trying to show off after he tricked Princess Black Carbon. Anyway, he kept talking, and kept talking, but all he said was nonsense.

If this were a comic, none of his nonsense would be written down and appear in the dialog box because there isn't enough space on each page.

"Say something valuable, Deadpool." Cindy looked at her cousin with one eye like a dead fish: "If you continue to talk nonsense, I will file a complaint with Su and let him deduct your money."

"Father! You can't deduct money from me. I still have to support my family. My wife doesn't even have a job. I also have a daughter who is in school. If I can't make money, they will starve to death! Dark, It’s too dark, how can you threaten me with this? Woohoo~”

The bitch seemed to be possessed by the ghost of some actor in an instant. He knelt down to Cindy on the spot, hugged her thigh and cried.

I don't know if it was because the tear glands were also infected by cancer cells. Anyway, he didn't shed a single tear and just howled there, like a professional mourner who was paid to attend a funeral.

"But why did I hear Su say that you spent all your money on women? Looking for prostitutes to spend time and money?" Of course, Cindy also discovered that Deadpool was pretending to cry, and she exposed the slut's miserable behavior without mercy. .

After hearing this question, Deadpool immediately stopped howling. He stood up, patted the soil on his knees, and replied calmly:

"The money to help the lost sisters is another fund. It's like in my universe, women can continue to eat snacks after meals, saying that they are put into another stomach. So I In order to help those poor girls wandering the streets at night, or choose to suffer for my family, am I super great? Is this spirit of sacrifice enough for me to join the Justice League and become a superhero? "

He seemed to really think so, and what he said was justified, because in fact, Xia Kaila was really rich and there was no way she could be hungry.

"Haha, you are really cheap." Cindy shook her head. She took a puff of cigarette and shook the water on the back of her hand: "Okay, let's continue the serious topic before. What do you think this black bitch has left? ?”

"Popularity."

Slightly restraining his smile, Deadpool answered without thinking. He actually didn't support the theory that concepts give authority and authority brings power. What he emphasized was the theory that puts people first:

"There must be some viewers at the external level who support her point of view and provide her with external power. Therefore, if you want to kill her, you cannot let the camera lens capture this place. Instead, you have to edit it out directly, which is to show it on the screen. Black, and then directly gave a result that she died."

"Oh? Is that okay?" The little superman in the sky knocked Princess Black Carbon away again, and he also joined the conversation a little bit.

By the way, Deadpool suddenly became serious, and Clark was still a little used to it. Is this a new symptom of schizophrenia?

"Of course, don't worry. According to what I know about the audience, especially the female boxers, they are actually not interested in fighting injustices for the dead. Instead, they are interested in wherever there are hot topics."

Wade turned his head, and sure enough, Batwoman was gone, as if she had melted into the night:

"You see, Bliss must have thought of this and hid directly. In this way, the audience who wanted to see her would naturally lose interest in this story. Princess Black Carbon would not be able to take advantage of her popularity. Don't you think this Does the ghost seem to have weakened a little?"