The Local Lazy Man System

"Honey, what do you think this old man bought this chamber pot for?"

Ye Rongrong asked Liu Qingqing.

"Who knows?"

Liu Qingqing shook her head and said.

In this day and age, no one uses chamber pots anymore, and houses now have flush toilets.

"Hehe, brother-in-law, I guess he bought it back, and when he has nothing to do, he will take it out and smell it, and feel the smell of the imperial concubine's urine!"

Liu Xixi spoke out her thoughts.

"Well, it's very possible!"

Ye Rongrong nodded and said.

According to Ye Rongrong, the preferences of rich people are really weird. Two days ago, Ye Rongrong saw on the news that stupid rich people like to eat shit.

There is an elegant name for eating shit in Japan: "Golden Grain Meal."

It is said that the production process of this "Golden Grain Meal" is long and complicated. The restaurant must first select a 15-year-old girl who will not be popular in the next ten days from among the many stupid local beautiful girls who are nominated for the day. Of course, she must be a first-time girl.

Let them exercise, drink water, eat and live according to the detailed requirements. After a week, the restaurant will send people to select the excrement that meets the requirements as raw materials, and then steam and fry them with various expensive seasonings. It is shaped according to the standard of craftsmanship, made into the shape and size of a Chinese medicine ball, and coated with gold powder, the "golden grain meal" is done.

Of course, there are also some poop shapes specially made according to the designation of special customers. Because of the long production cycle, those rich people with special hobbies need to make an appointment a long time in advance.

There is another kind of defecation on the spot. In a very high-end room, a large round table is placed, a stool is placed on the round table, there is a hole in the middle of the stool, and a plate is placed under the stool. at the table.

When the girl pulled out the excrement for the first time and dropped it on the plate, the guests took a spoon and started to enjoy it.

It is said that in Japan, if you want to eat such shit, it is not affordable for ordinary people. You need at least 500,000 Huaxia coins to eat shit.

In other words, those who can afford shit are basically rich people in Japan.

It seems that the world of the rich is too complicated. After seeing myself, stay away from these people with special hobbies.

Thinking of this, Ye Rongrong felt the urge to spit out the food he just ate.

"Glory, our donation today hasn't been sent yet?"

Seeing that Ye Rongrong participated in this charity gala, he either saw a doctor or ate meals, and the designated donation task was not completed!

Liu Xiaofeng had to remind me!

"How do you want me to bid? If they come or not, it will be tens of millions. Your family will give me a quota of five million. What price do you want me to have!"

Ye Rongrong said depressedly.

This Liu family is still a top-notch family, and they only give five million. How can they fight? There are tens of millions of people here, whether they come or not, the gap is too big.

Ye Rongrong was so embarrassed to speak up. Others have tens of millions, but he is only five million. Ye Rongrong feels a bit out of place. This is the first time he has made a move as the uncle of the Liu family, so he must not be suppressed. .

In fact, Ye Rongrong doesn't know that in the current Liu family, there are indeed not many earners. Even Liu Xiaofeng is just playing around, and she has a joint stock with her good friend, and the money she earns belongs to herself. Although the first branch has great power, in terms of property, it is basically the money earned by the branch.

Although a lot of property is handed over as ancestral property, the main line does not make money, and this spending is easily restrained by the branch line.

This is the big family. Although the main vein dominates, it can't mess around. Most of the time it is affected by the branch veins.

"Or, I'll give you five million too."

Liu Xiaofeng said.

Although Liu Xiaofeng's company doesn't have many companies, they still make tens of millions of profits every year, so Liu Xiaofeng is now an out-and-out rich little woman worth tens of millions.

"No, by the way, if I donate this money, can it really be used for those poor children?

Can't end up cheap to some people. "

Ye Rongrong said with some worry.

This is not Ye Rongrong's unfounded worry, but the fact that many donations were eventually embezzled by some people, or most of them were embezzled, and only a small part was spent on the hands of those in need.

Therefore, Ye Rongrong has a very clear requirement for his personal charity. He must determine where the money should be spent, and absolutely does not allow the donated money to be delivered through a third party.

Because it is easy to be manipulated by others, and it is beyond my control.

"No, in fact, Pang Tao is only responsible for fundraising. The specific use is carried out by a special volunteer association. Pang Tao is just a supervisor. I am also a director of the volunteer association. I know very well that this donation is very useful. Transparency, coupled with the supervision of many parties, there is basically no phenomenon of being misappropriated or swallowed by others.”

Liu Xiaofeng said.

After all, the amount of donations is not small every year. Everyone is so willing to spend money for charity and good deeds. Naturally, they don't want their money to go into someone's pocket, so the supervision is very strong.

In addition, the money was donated by rich and powerful people in the capital, whoever dares to use the money has to weigh it himself.

It has indeed happened before that the money donated by everyone was embezzled, and it has not been made up afterwards.

This matter made everyone very angry. In a fit of rage, Pang Tao had one of the man's legs broken, and he even made him spit out all the money he had swallowed.

Even the leader above that person didn't even fart. Misappropriation of charitable funds is something that can't be seen.

"Well, then I'm relieved."

Ye Rongrong nodded and said.

"What's the meaning?"

Liu Xiaofeng didn't understand the meaning of Ye Rongrong's words.

"nothing!"

After Ye Rongrong said, he focused his attention on the auction items.

"The current auction is also the last auction item today. This is a very special item. It is a rosary bead of Master Huineng, the sixth patriarch of Zen Buddhism. The starting price is 100,000 yuan."

"Master Huineng's rosary? This is an incredible thing."

"Good thing, although there is only one rosary bead, it is also an incredible treasure of Buddhist wisdom."

"This rosary must be obtained."

"I didn't expect to meet Master Huineng's rosary."

...

As soon as this rosary of Master Huineng, the sixth patriarch of Zen Buddhism, was put up, it immediately caused a sensation among everyone.

Master Huineng is an incredible Buddhist power, which has profound and solid significance to the popularization of Chinese Buddhism and Zen.

Master Huineng received the mantle from the Fifth Patriarch Hongren, inherited the Dharma of Dongshan and established the Nanzong, which carried forward the Dunjiao method of "directly pointing at people's hearts and becoming a Buddha by seeing one's nature".

Master Huineng is the sixth patriarch of Zen Buddhism in China. Master Huineng is one of the most influential thinkers in Chinese history. His thoughts contain profound philosophy and wisdom.

Master Huineng is listed as the "Three Sages of the East" alongside Confucius and Laozi, the sages who represent Eastern thought, which shows how honorable his status is.

For Master Huineng, what everyone knows the most is the Eternal Buddha Gathering left by him and Master Shenxiu.

Zen Buddhism was passed down to the fifth patriarch, Master Hongren. Master Hongren had more than 500 disciples, among whom the most outstanding disciple was Master Shenxiu.

At that time, Shenxiu was also recognized as the heir to the mantle of Zen Buddhism.

As the fifth patriarch Hongren was getting old, he wanted to find an heir among his disciples, so he told his disciples that everyone should make a gatha and pass on the mantle to whoever did well.

As a big disciple, Master Shenxiu really wanted to inherit the mantle, but he was afraid that by doing this gatha for the purpose of inheriting the mantle, he violated the Buddhist concept of inaction and artistic conception.

So he got up in the middle of the night and wrote a gatha on the courtyard wall, "The body is a bodhi tree, and the heart is a mirror stand. Always wipe it diligently, so as not to stir up dust."

The fifth patriarch, Master Hongren, also saw this gatha, shook his head and said nothing, knowing in his heart that he, the great disciple, had not yet enlightened.

One day, Zen Master Huineng, a fire monk working in the kitchen, heard it.

Chan Master Huineng asked others to take him to read the gatha.

Master Huineng still relied on chopping firewood to support his mother when he was a child. He never went to school and was illiterate. He could not read.

After listening to the gatha, Master Huineng felt that Master Shenxiu had not comprehended the true meaning yet.

So he made another gatha himself, and begged others to write it next to Shenxiu's gatha, which read, "There is no tree for Bodhi, and the bright mirror is not a stand. There is nothing in the first place, where is the dust?"

It is an attitude of transcending the world. It mainly means that the world is inherently empty. Seeing that everything in the world is empty, if the heart is inherently empty, it does not matter to resist the temptation from the outside. Everything passes through the heart without leaving a trace.

This is a very high state of Zen Buddhism, and those who have reached this level are called enlightened.

After Master Hongren saw this gatha, he asked the people around him who wrote it, and the people around him said that it was written by Huineng, so he called Huineng, and said in front of him and other monks: "It's written in a mess. , talking nonsense, and personally erased this gatha.

Then he hit Huineng on the head three times and left.

At this time, only Huineng understood the meaning of the Fifth Patriarch, so he went to Master Hongren's meditation room at the third watch, where Hongren explained the "Diamond Sutra" to him, and passed on the mantle to him.

Then in order to prevent Shenxiu's people from hurting Huineng, Huineng was allowed to escape overnight.

So Huineng went to the south overnight, and after 15 years of seclusion, he founded the Nanzong of Zen in Baolin Temple in Caoxi.

Of course, these are all Buddhist stories, but from the two Buddhist verses written by Master Shenxiu and Master Huineng, it can be seen that these two are eminent monks with great wisdom.

Master Huineng, in particular, is superior in Buddhism.

Such a Buddhist great virtue who can be compared with Confucius and Lao Tzu has been the only one in China throughout the ages.

Therefore, this rosary of Master Huineng is very precious.

Although I don't know who donated it to the auction, these are not important, the important thing is that many people want it very much.

"five million!"

"Ten million!"

"Fifteen million!"

...

Soon the starting price rose from 100,000 to a high price of 30 million.

"Lazy system task, the host gets the rosary of Master Huineng, and the system rewards two hundred glory points."

At this moment, the electronically synthesized sound of "Lazy System" came from Ye Rongrong's mind.