The Local Lazy Man System

"It's nothing, I just feel like I met Pengci."

Ye Rongrong said.

"Pengci!"

Ye Rongrong's words stunned the middle-aged traffic policeman.

This is dead, how could it be Pengci.

People who touch porcelain are smart, but they don't make fun of their own lives.

Under normal circumstances, the person who touched porcelain would have fallen to the ground before the car touched him, pretending to be injured.

Playing dead, I have never encountered it before.

After all, it is very difficult to pretend to be dead. After all, as long as a person is alive, there will be a heartbeat and breathing.

But the two young dead obviously had no heartbeat or breathing.

It should not be Porcelain!

"You... You are talking nonsense, our family is dead, and you still say that we touch porcelain, are you still human?"

"Brother, he must be with this woman. He didn't want to take responsibility, so he framed us for touching the porcelain!"

"Just now the doctor confirmed that our younger brother and younger siblings are dead, and you actually said that we touch porcelain, Comrade police, you must give us justice, and you must give us a word today."

"Yes, if you don't talk to someone today, don't even think about leaving."

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As soon as Ye Rongrong said that he and these people were involved in porcelain, the group of family members immediately quit and glared at Ye Rongrong.

"Who are you, why do you say they are touching porcelain!"

The middle-aged traffic police ignored the angry family members, but looked at Ye Rongrong and asked.

"I am the chief doctor of the General Hospital of the People's Liberation Army. After my examination just now, the two young men and women who fell to the ground were not injured at all. The blood on their bodies is actually not human blood. If I guessed correctly, it should be dog blood. Blood."

Ye Rongrong pointed to the two young men and women who fell on the ground and said to everyone.

"You're talking nonsense!"

The middle-aged man pointed at Ye Rongrong and said angrily.

"Sir, you said that they were not injured at all, but their heartbeat and breathing have obviously stopped. How can a living person do this?"

A young traffic policeman looked at Ye Rongrong suspiciously and asked.

After all, the young traffic police inspected the two deceased just now, and determined that they had no heartbeat or breathing, so it can be said with certainty that they were dead.

This point, the doctor who rushed over from the hospital just now also proved this point, the two young men and women are indeed dead.

But now this person said that the two young men and women were not dead at all, not even injured at all, how could it be possible?

"It is true that people cannot stop their heartbeat and breathing under normal circumstances, but it is not absolute. Using a special method can make people stop their heartbeat and breathing for a short time."

Ye Rongrong said.

"Special method, what special method can stop the heartbeat and breathing?"

The young traffic policeman asked curiously.

"There are many methods, and the tortoise breathing exercise is the simplest one."

Ye Rongrong explained.

Turtle breathing exercise is one of the so-called imitation qigong breathing qigong.

In fact, this Turtle Breathing Kung Fu is a kind of cultivation method used by Wudang Taoists to practice internal strength. It is also known as "Xuanwu Ding" and "Turtle Breathing True Ding Gong".

If you practice well, you can stop your heartbeat and breath for a short time.

In fact, ordinary people can also stop breathing for a short time, such as diving. Many people have been trained to hold their breath and stay in the water for several minutes.

Those who have achieved success in practicing turtle breathing can temporarily stop their heartbeat and hold their breath for hours.

The abbot of Shaolong Temple, Li Yidaochang, performed "holding breath underwater for 2 hours and 22 minutes" on the TV program "No. 1 in the World" 13 years ago.

Of course, this is true or not, Ye Rongrong is not very clear.

However, there are many special methods in Ye Rongrong's mind, which can stop people's heartbeat and breathing for about an hour.

This is why modern medicine no longer uses the stop of heartbeat and breathing as the basis for judging death, because the stop of heartbeat and breathing really cannot be used as the basis for judging a person's death.

"Are you still breathing? Kid, have you read too many novels, and you are stupid? Comrade policeman, this person's words are not credible at all."

The middle-aged man hurriedly said to the traffic police.

"Your brother and sister-in-law are dead, why are you not sad at all, why do you care so much about these things?"

The middle-aged traffic policeman stared at the middle-aged man in black and asked.

Intuitively, the middle-aged traffic police felt that this traffic accident was not as simple as it seemed on the surface.

Especially this group of family members made the middle-aged traffic police very suspicious.

A few minutes after the young couple got into a traffic accident, and the traffic policemen themselves hadn't figured out the identities of the young couple, suddenly such a group of strange family members appeared.

This speed is too fast, too coincidental!

In addition, these family members refused to allow the ambulance to take the young couple away, insisting that the young couple was dead and must be compensated.

These are not like the reactions that normal family members should have, but they are a bit like touching porcelain.

What made the middle-aged traffic police a little unsure was that the heartbeat and breathing of the young couple had indeed stopped. The doctor had checked them just now, and it was confirmed that the young couple had really died.

As for the "turtle's breathing skill", the middle-aged traffic policeman did not believe it. It was something in martial arts novels, how could it exist in the real world.

"I... I'm angry. My younger brother and sister-in-law are dead, yet he still accuses us of being a swindler. This person is dead, and he has to suffer such a big crime. As the eldest brother, I feel very sad." what."

The middle-aged man froze for a moment, and said hastily.

"How do you prove they're not dead?"

The middle-aged traffic policeman turned his head and stared at Ye Rongrong and asked.

"It's actually very simple. I have a way to bring these two people back to life immediately."

Ye Rongrong said confidently.

"My brother and sister-in-law are both dead. If you can save them, I will kneel and kowtow to you. You are our family's benefactor. If you can't save them, you must..."

"What do I have to do?"

Ye Rongrong interrupted the middle-aged man and asked.

"You must compensate us for mental damage."

The middle-aged man said.

"How much compensation do you want?"

Ye Rongrong asked after staring at the middle-aged man for a while.

"One hundred thousand!"

The middle-aged man thought for a while and said.

"One hundred thousand, this is simply stealing money."

"These family members are really shameless!"

"I really live in the eyes of money, and there is no salvation."

"How can there be such a family member? I am really sad for the two deceased."

Upon hearing the middle-aged man's words, the crowd immediately started discussing.

"One hundred thousand is too little, no matter what, I have to pay half a million!"

Ye Rongrong said.

"What half a million?"

The middle-aged man suddenly looked at Ye Rongrong in disbelief.

"This... is this person stupid?"

The onlookers also exploded!

Today's play, why doesn't it follow the rhythm!

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