The Local Lazy Man System

"What do you want?"

Seeing Ye Rongrong walking towards his group of "family members" with a big hammer in hand, the middle-aged man was startled.

"I save people, get out of the way, don't hinder me from saving people!"

Ye Rongrong said with a serious look.

"You don't want to hurt them, I will never allow them to be hurt."

"Yes, he must not be allowed to hurt Xiao Wu and Lan Lan."

"Xiao Wu and Lan Lan are both dead, and they must not suffer such abuse again."

"If you want to hurt Xiao Wu and Lan Lan, you have to step on my dead body first."

This group of "family members" immediately stopped Ye Rongrong, preventing Ye Rongrong from approaching the two young dead.

"What is hurt? Can you use words? They are all dead, and I hurt a fur ball. I am saving them and bringing them back to life, understand?"

Ye Rongrong said to this group of people.

"Don't talk about those nice things, I have never heard anyone say in my life that if you smash your head, you can still be stitched back to life."

"You're trying to destroy the corpse!"

"That's right, you think we are idiots!"

This group of "family members" looked at Ye Rongrong and said angrily.

"The truth is always in the hands of a few people. If you don't try, how will you know that I can't save them? The ancients have said, put them to death and then come back to life. Now that they are dead, if you want to live again Come here, you can only use some special methods, smashing the head may seem cruel, but it is actually very effective."

Ye Rongrong persuaded.

According to Ye Rongrong's personality, he would not talk so much nonsense with them, but for some purpose, Ye Rongrong chose to talk so much nonsense with them.

"We don't gamble anymore, you hurry up and go."

The middle-aged man stared at Ye Rongrong for a while, then said with a sullen face.

Now this matter is completely different from the premeditated plan at the beginning. If this continues, things may be messed up.

If the human heart is not enough to swallow the elephant, the cooked duck will fly if it is not done well.

"It's too late to say that now."

Ye Rongrong shook his head and walked over with a big hammer in hand.

"you……"

Ye Rongrong was tall and burly, with a big hammer in his hand, which immediately frightened the group of family members.

"Don't come here!"

"Although they are dead, it is illegal for you to hit their heads with a sledgehammer, and you will be severely punished by the law!"

"Come again, we will not be polite!"

Seeing Ye Rongrong approaching step by step, the group of "family members" suddenly panicked.

Ye Rongrong ignored these people and walked over step by step.

"Call me!"

Seeing that Ye Rongrong was serious, the middle-aged man got angry and immediately shouted to the people around him.

Although fearing Ye Glory's fighting power,

At this time, everyone can only bite the bullet.

After all, no matter what, Ye Rongrong couldn't let Xiao Wu and Lan Lan hit him in the past.

Seeing the group of family members rushing towards him, Ye Rongrong greeted them with a sneer.

"Boom!"

"Snapped!"

"what……"

"Oops..."

With the screams, the onlookers were dumbfounded.

"I'm not watching a movie, am I?"

"great!"

"It's so cool, it's like Huo Yuanjia is alive."

"It's too fast, there is no one-stroke enemy!"

"Kung Fu, this is the real Chinese Kung Fu."

"It's so amazing, so handsome! If only I had such a powerful boyfriend!"

...

Seeing that Ye Rongrong beat up all the so-called "family members" to the ground in a few moments, the onlookers were stunned for a moment, and they reacted and discussed in surprise.

Especially those girls who are in puberty, all of them have golden eyes, and have the urge to swallow Ye Rongrong alive.

Fortunately, Ye Rongrong turned his back to these little girls, so he couldn't see the eyes of these little girls, otherwise he would definitely be frightened.

After knocking down all the "family members" who got in the way, Ye Rongrong came to the two young corpses with a big hammer in hand.

"Shoot the man first, or the woman?"

Ye Rongrong held a sledgehammer and gestured back and forth on the heads of the two corpses, hesitating which one to hit first.

"Smash women first, ladies first!"

Ye Rongrong hesitated for a while, and said to himself.

"No, don't hit me!"

Suddenly, the female body that had fallen on the ground suddenly sat up and shouted in horror.

"what……"

"Alive?"

"How did you survive?"

"Didn't it mean that the heartbeat and breathing stopped? Didn't it mean that he was dead? How did he come back to life?"

"Isn't it too strange that a person came back to life before the hammer fell down?"

"Could it be..."

The onlookers were stunned by the sudden scene, and some of them didn't understand how the person who had just been judged dead by the doctor came back to life like this.

"Hey, this hammer didn't even go down, but one came back to life. It seems that this man can be saved if my hammer goes down."

Ye Rongrong said in surprise, raising the hammer in his hand high, ready to smash the head of the man's corpse.

"Stop...stop..."

The bloody male corpse that had fallen on the ground opened his eyes, looked at the big hammer above his head in horror, and shouted hastily.

"I haven't smashed my head yet, how did I come back to life? This is different from what I thought."

Ye Rongrong held up the sledgehammer and said incredulously.

"Then... that... can you take this big hammer away?"

The young man covered in blood said to Ye Rongrong uneasily.

With such a big hammer right above him, the young man looked terrified.

If this accidentally falls, I will really lose my head, and I will die so badly that I can't die anymore.

It turned out that the young couple had been pretending to be dead all along. They also heard the conversation between Ye Rongrong and his accomplice. Although they were very scared, they still held a fluke in their hearts, thinking that this person would not really use a hammer to kill him. Those who beat themselves are just scaring themselves.

But now the hammer is above his head, not afraid of 10,000, just in case, these young men and women dare not bet their lives!

"Another one came back to life, captain, what's going on?"

The young traffic policeman looked at the dead man who had fallen on the ground and was resurrected all of a sudden, he couldn't help asking the middle-aged traffic policeman in surprise.

"You are stupid, you can't even tell, this is Pengci!"

The middle-aged traffic policeman glared at the young traffic policeman and said.

Originally, the middle-aged traffic police felt that something was wrong. Why didn't these family members care much about the deceased, and they didn't let the ambulance pick up the deceased. Instead, they cared about the compensation and wanted to bet with others.

Now I understand, it turns out that this is a group of people who touch porcelain.

It's a pity that their greed exposed their behavior.

"It turned out to be Pengci, I said, why do I always feel that something is wrong, it is a little different from a normal traffic accident."

The young traffic policeman said with a sense of enlightenment

"Okay, hurry up and call the police. Let this matter be handled by the police station. It is no longer within the scope of our traffic police."

The middle-aged traffic policeman confessed.

Now the middle-aged traffic policeman is very curious about how Ye Rongrong found out that these two young men and women were pretending to be dead. You must know that I have also checked these two young men and women to make sure that their hearts stopped beating and their bodies stopped breathing.

Not only himself, but even the doctor in the ambulance who came over had confirmed that they were dead.

But the scene in front of me told me that all of this was just a scam.

"Liar, these people are simply liars!"

"The acting skills are so good, I was almost deceived by this group of people."

"Driving is disgusting, people who touch porcelain are getting more and more unscrupulous now, who would dare to drive on the road after this!"

"Why can't the law severely punish these people who touch porcelain? Now the society's morality has regressed because there are more and more people who touch porcelain."

"Yeah, it's because of the high profits and the light punishment that the Pengci people are so arrogant. If one is caught, they will be sentenced to ten or twenty years in prison. If all personal assets are confiscated, there will definitely be fewer Pengci people." There are many, many, unfortunately..."

"Yeah, the current law has too little punishment for bad guys."

"I hate these people who touch porcelain the most. Which car is not equipped with a driving recorder now? If there is no driving recorder in the car, I dare not go on the road."

"What's the use of having a driving recorder? Nowadays, the people who touch porcelain are all powerful people. I was blackmailed once."

"what happened?"

Someone immediately became curious.

"Once I was drunk and hired a substitute driver at the entrance of the hotel, but it was less than 200 meters away from my door. He said he had a stomachache and needed to go to the bathroom, and asked me to drive by myself, but I didn't either. I don't care, I feel that it is just in front of my house, there is only such a little way, and there is no traffic police to check, so I get in the driver's seat and drive."

"As a result, the car hadn't been driving for tens of meters before it collided with an oncoming bicycle. The other party asked for 10,000 yuan, or they would call the police. Later, I heard from my friend that I realized that I It was bumped, and the driver of this generation and the one who crashed are in the same group."

"They aimed at me for being drunk and deliberately let me drive drunk. In this way, if I don't pay the money they demanded, they will call the police. The final result is very unfavorable to me. Giving money reluctantly."

An onlooker who has been exposed to Porcelain told everyone about the Porcelain he had encountered.

"These people who touch porcelain are really bad."

"Yes, otherwise, if this young man makes such a move and exposes this group of Pengci, this young female driver will really be in trouble, and she will definitely be threatened to pay a lot of money."

"Needless to say, I mistakenly thought that I had killed someone, and I was not controlled by this group of people who want to touch porcelain. They have to pay as much as they want."

"If possible, I really want to kill these people who touch porcelain."

"I think so too. Now some people who touch porcelain are getting more and more arrogant, and they are all aboveboard. They will directly hit your car and won't let you go if they don't pay you."

...

When the onlookers saw this scene, they started talking about it. In this society, people hate touching porcelain very much.

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