The Peasant Girl’s Concubine’s Name Moves the World

Chapter 1126 Hee hee.....as witty as me

Chapter 1126 Hee hee as witty as me

The soldier took a few steps forward, saw Nuan "urinating", and at the same time smelled a stench, and said in disgust, "You slacker, peeing beside the camp, won't you go further?"

He thought it was his companion sleeping in the tent who got up in the middle of the night to urinate, so he didn't bother to walk a little further, so he urinated directly in his own bed.

"I can't help it, people have three urgency." Wen Nuan replied vaguely in Dongling's accent, and at the same time covered his abdomen with one hand.

Nuan has learned a few Dongling dialects because she has been on the mission to Dongling for a while, and she once heard the soldiers in Dongling talk about opening up, and she also asked Nalan Jinnian what it meant.

"Hey, my stomach hurts a little bit, and I seem to want to expand."

Warming his hands covering his abdomen, he quietly squeezed something hidden in his belt, and a fart sounded very cooperatively.

"It stinks, what do you eat and drink every day, why is it so stinky! Don't stay here when you are big, go far! Smoke the general, you wait to die!"

Saying that, he hurried away!

What kind of shit is this?

stinky!

At this time, a group of patrolling soldiers happened to pass by, glanced at the two of them, then withdrew their sight and continued to walk forward, and their pace was faster than before.

It is normal for a partner to wake up at night to urinate at night.

There are also some soldiers who settled it directly in the account.

Man, how come you are so particular about it.

Wen Nuan watched them walk away, and he breathed a sigh of relief: hee hee. As witty as me!

Wen Nuan plugged the bottle mouth, stuffed it back into his arms, then lowered his head aboveboard and covered his stomach to "open it up"!

When Wen Nuan walked forward with his head lowered, he squeezed his waist again and made a "poof" fart sound.

A soldier on the night watch over the granary heard the movement just now, and also came over to take a look, so he knew that Nuan Wen was going to be turned on, and when Nuan Wen passed by, he ignored her and just subconsciously covered her nose.

I don't know why, it seems that there is always a stench in my nose!

Smelling and smelling, the soldier's eyelids sank, and he just sat there and fell asleep.

Nuan knew that the two nearby tents were storing food.

The patrolling soldiers have already patrolled here once, and within half a quarter of an hour, they will not be here.

Half an hour is enough!

Wen Nuan took out a dagger from his boots, cut a slit on the tent, then took out a bottle, lifted the cork, poured the oil in the bottle directly into the tent, then took out the fire stick, blew it, and plugged it. went in.

Then she clutched her stomach and quickly ran towards the hut.

Ordinary thatched huts are used to make thatched huts, and the thatched huts in the military camp are located in the downwind direction. The wind blows from the southwest in Dongling during this season, so the thatched hut is estimated to be located in the northeast direction.

As it happened, she saw a thatched hut there from a distance.

Nuan Nuan lowered her head and ran halfway while covering her stomach. She saw the patrolling soldiers just now. She didn't stop for a moment. She pointed to the hut and said anxiously, "Open up! Open up!"

And then made another "poof"!

Someone in the patrol team couldn't help but covered their nose, and everyone ignored her.

After all, who would have thought that a person from Nalan would dare to run over to meet their patrol team and know where the thatched hut is!

Nuan ran directly into the hut. She glanced back and saw that the patrolling soldiers were no longer visible. She quickly got out of the hut, then climbed the wall and ran out smoothly.

After Nuan completed the task, he returned directly to the position just now, changed into a night clothes, and then ran into the depths of the forest.

There, Da Hui is guarding the three horses.

Seeing Nuan returning, Da Hui immediately ran to Nuan's side and wagged his tail.

Warmly touched Da Hui's head: "It's hard work, Da Hui!"

Then she rode on Da Hui and brought the three horses to the vicinity of the Tanglin Barracks, so that they could escape for a while.

At this time, a loud noise could already be heard in the Dongling Barracks.

Nuan got down from the back of the big gray, quickly climbed up a big tree, and looked at the situation inside.

The fire that was set by the warmth has already burned half of the granary in Dongling, and now it is blazing into the sky!

And not only the granary was on fire, but several places were on fire.

Thinking about it, it should be Nalan Jinnian and the others who set the fire.

The soldiers in Dongling were hurriedly fetching water and putting out the fire.

It happened that there was no camp fire on her side, so there were no soldiers in this area, so it was convenient for Nalan Jinnian and the others to escape from this direction.

In this chaos, Nuan Nuan saw three figures with a person on their backs chasing soldiers, running in her direction quickly.

Warm quickly slid down the tree and climbed to the wall. She stood on the top of the wall and took out a few poisonous smoke bombs from her arms.

When Nalan Jinnian and the three of them ran to the edge of the wall, Nuan and force threw a few smoke bombs out.

Nuan blew a whistle, and the three horses ran over immediately.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, Nalan Jinnian and the three quickly led people over the wall.

Nuan went directly onto Da Hui's back, and the three Nalan Jinnian put the three seriously wounded soldiers on the horse's back, and then got on the horse, and left quickly!

At this time, the soldiers of Dongling Kingdom ran out from the barracks holding torches!

"Fire arrows! Fire arrows! Shoot them to death!"

"Chase! Chase! Don't let them run away!"

The cavalry has been dispatched immediately, chasing warm and their group.

In the darkness, Da Hui rode warmly and led the way for the three of Nalan Jinnian. Da Hui did not run directly back to Nalan Kingdom, but went in the direction of Southern Border Country. Several dark shadows passed by in the forest!

A group of Dongling cavalrymen were chasing them from a long distance with torches.

Just chasing and chasing, suddenly a tiger roared, and then two tigers ran out and blocked their way.

When the two tigers saw them, they screamed and rushed towards the Dongling soldiers!

The faces of the Dongling cavalry changed: "There are tigers! Retreat! Hurry up!"

The soldiers turned around, pulling the reins.

It's just that the horses under their crotch were frightened by the tiger, raised their hooves in horror, spread their hooves and ran!

Some horses even threw the Dongling soldiers on their horses to the ground!

The two tigers chased after them to bite, and the soldiers of Dongling could only pick up their swords to deal with the two tigers together.

It's just that the tiger is the king of beasts, how can it be so easy to deal with!

They have no time to take care of warming them.

~

Nuan and others ran for a distance. Nuan looked back and saw that there were no Dongling soldiers chasing after him, and finally heaved a sigh of relief.

Liu Kai also looked back: "There is no Dongling chasing troops!"

Warmly replied: "Well, stopped by a tiger!"

Then warmly touched Da Hui's head: "Okay, Da Hui, let's go back!"

Da Hui immediately turned around and ran to the place where the army camp of Nalan Kingdom was stationed.

When dawn broke, the group finally returned to the barracks!

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