The straight man in the entertainment circle

That night, the live video of Lin Li dissing Zhou Sheng and Shao Yan began to spread.

Early the next morning, this news became a hot search topic.

Lin Li also made an appointment with Wang Tuo and the others to go to the recording studio to record the song.

In the evening, Lin Li posted the complete "Artists" on three major music platforms.

Although Lin Li's song has begun to circulate among netizens, it is Ayu's live broadcast after all, and the sound recording is far less clear than in a professional recording studio, and there is no accompaniment.

So when Lin Li's song came out, everyone listened to it with the intention of getting a glimpse of the whole thing.

In just one day, Lin Li's song topped the weekly charts on three major music platforms.

Netizens expressed their love and ridicule for the song.

First words: "On behalf of the Royal Forest Army, I would like to say that the behavior of artists should not rise to the level of fans (funny)!"

Ending: "Oh my god, is Lin Li dissing all the artists in the entertainment industry under his real name?"

Coffee companion: "Still the same passionate, lonely and brave Lin Li who is as sharp as ever!"

Veteran Su Yang: "Lin Li is probably afraid that these artists won't understand his songs, so he scolds them so bluntly, haha."

Nick Ye0823: "Lin Li: You say I can't understand your calligraphy and painting, but you definitely understand my songs."

Riding a snail on the Internet: "I give Lin Li full marks for his skill in attacking people!"

Mao Mao was dizzy: "I only started paying attention to Lin Li during the New Year. This month I have made up for all Lin Li's songs and stories. It's so exciting!"

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As Lin Li's song spread, Ayu's live broadcast of Zhou Sheng and Shao Yan's creative video also became popular.

The videos created by Douyin and Kuaishang have been widely circulated and commented on by countless people.

The soundtrack is also Lin Li's "Artists".

In just one day, countless imitators appeared on Douyin and Kuaishou. Some of them were holding water sprayers or water guns. Many of them even held babies and sprayed water on objects such as paper or walls. ,ink jet.

Netizens came up with all sorts of tricks and imaginations, suddenly turning this incident into a national joy.

And under countless videos, everyone’s favorite comment is: Don’t laugh, everyone, this is not a joke, this is a tribute to the master!

Zhou Sheng and Shao Yan were therefore awarded the title of "Happy Artist" by netizens.

It is like a national cultural movement.

Zhou Sheng and Shao Yan also gained millions of followers on their Weibo accounts, and their Weibo accounts were filled with a happy atmosphere.

"Master Shao, is peeing on the kang considered art?"

"Master Zhou, please provide your contact information. We have an advertisement for a throat lozenge and would like to communicate with you."

"Master Shao Yan is so good that he makes the girl laugh. If you ask what's so wonderful about this masterpiece, it's like a dog taking a piss."

"So wet, so wet!"

"You two bad old men are very bad."

"Don't ask. If you ask, you don't understand art!"

"The master is wandering, the clown is in the palace."

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Not long after, comments on Zhou Sheng and Shao Yan's Weibo were also closed, probably breaking their hearts.

The chain reaction brought about by Lin Li's song is too strong, and the most direct one is the change of the word artist.

But this is not the effect of Lin Li's song. There is also a big reason for Zhou Sheng and Shao Yan's funny and ugly behavior.

Nowadays, calling someone an artist on the Internet is considered a derisive statement.

This also caused dissatisfaction among many real artists, who issued statements one after another, saying that Zhou Sheng and Shao Yan could not represent the world of calligraphy and painting, and their standards were not enough to be called artists.

Countless media reports followed suit, and Zhou Sheng and Shao Yan were suddenly denied by the authority of calligraphers and painters.

The most authoritative newspaper in China, "Hua Xia Daily", also published a commentator's article the next day, expressing his views on the behavior of people like Zhou Sheng Shaoyan and the huge negative impact it caused.

Title of the article: "Looking for another way and going astray."

The article expresses understanding and support for finding new ways, but it also warns that some people must be wary of using extreme methods to gain attention, or of going astray in innovation for the sake of innovation. These are all undesirable.

After the official came to a conclusion on this matter, the following and discussion about this matter on the Internet gradually faded away.

After Lin Li settled the matter, he took a look at his system.

The reputation has increased by 20 million, and now it has more than 80 million reputation.

The number of Weibo fans has also increased by more than one million, and now it has nearly 22 million fans.

Lin Li looked at the voting results on Weibo night again.

Lin Li's ranking in the other two awards has not changed, but in terms of Weibo Idol of the Year votes, Lin Li was previously ranked sixth, but now he has moved up one spot to fifth!

There are only three days until Weibo Night. It is still possible to break into the top four. In that case, Lin Li can win two awards.

Lin Li took a look at Satan's ranking.

Satan was shortlisted for Weibo Personality of the Year. He was previously ranked seventh, but now he is ranked sixth. He is not far behind fifth place in votes, but he is quite far behind fourth place.

The fourth place is a girl group called SG Girls Group. There are a total of thirteen girls in their twenties. They debuted for just over a year, but with the large number of people, each person will cover a larger fan base. Satan thought in three days It's still a bit difficult to surpass them and enter the top four.

Lin Li was watching when Satan sent a message.

"Brother Lin Li, there are still three days left before the voting ends on Weibo night. When are you free? We will live broadcast again. I will announce your true identity to attract votes. You are very popular among e-sports players. If you reveal your identity, your votes will increase a lot!"

Lin Li replied: "The night after tomorrow."

After a while, Satan replied: "Okay, I'll wait for you the day after tomorrow!"

After making an agreement with Satan, Lin Li began to think about his own affairs.

The program "Please Give Me a Meal" has been negotiated and will only be recorded in half a month.

"The Masked Singer" will be recording next Wednesday, which is still a week away.

Now, Lin Li was about to prepare props.

There are only two ways for "The Masked Singer" to avoid being recognized. One is that the appearance needs to be designed to cover up one's face and even body, and the other is to disguise one's voice.

The first point is the styling design. In the past, the singers who appeared on "The Masked Singer" were arranged by the program team. At most, they would choose their own names.

The masks of the program crew come in all kinds of weird shapes, the most common ones are just some animal shapes.

However, because there were too many masked singers, the show's styling was a bit bland, and there were no stunning looks.

However, although there is no too stunning appearance, for the singer, this disguise is not something they worry about.

What they can control is what songs to sing and how to sing them.

This is the second point. To prevent people from guessing, the singers need to disguise their voices, but this is actually very difficult.

Even if some singers imitate other singers, even if they imitate other singers, it is still difficult to completely erase their own voice, pronunciation, protrusions and other characteristics. For laymen, they may not be able to hear it, but for insiders to listen a few times After the game, you can still see the clues.

However, Lin Li was exactly the opposite of others.

Other singers don’t worry about styling, but worry about singing.

Lin Li was not afraid of voice problems at the moment. It was no exaggeration to say that if Lin Li spoke in a hoarse or disembodied voice, his mother would not be able to tell it was him.

However, Lin Li needed to put some thought into the styling. After all, in order to keep it secret this time, Lin Li did not ask the program team to style him. He had to design and produce his own style.

The key point of the design is, of course, to make it unrecognizable.

Lin Li usually has a lot of weird ideas in his mind. Serious designs may be a bit awkward, but he has done this kind of mischievous designs before he had a system.

Therefore, Lin Li thought for a while and came up with an idea!

This idea came from an anime that Lin Li had watched called "Hua Jiang Hu".

There are two very popular characters in this anime called Black and White Impermanence.

Naturally, the black and white impermanence is not native to this anime, but is a folk god that has existed in China since ancient times. However, in folk depictions, the black and white impermanence are more ferocious and terrifying. In the animation "Hua Jiang Hu", although these two characters are not Decent, but the clothes still look very delicate and aesthetic.

The most important thing is that in the folk world, Black and White Wuchang are actually two men, but in "Hua Jiang Hu", Black and White Wuchang becomes a man and a woman.

This gave Lin Li room to play.

My current voice changes include an ethereal voice and a hoarse voice, which means that I can sing both female and male voices, so it would be much better to have a corresponding face.

Lin Li's idea was to make the front and back sides of his appearance in "The Masked Singer" into a male and a female!

Use black impermanence when singing male voices, and white impermanence when singing female voices!

When Lin Li thought of this, he was conquered by his idea.

I am so talented!

But Lin Li was about to face the most difficult thing, which was how to get the costume right.

The program crew will not let me change one look at a time. This is unfair to other singers. They all have one look, so Lin Li can only have one look.

Therefore, Lin Li needed to combine both black and white elements in one look.

You can buy black and white impermanent style clothing on some online stores, and many of them are of good quality and exquisite. However, Lin Li wanted to wear one piece, so he had to cut two pieces of clothing into one.

So, I had no choice but to ask my old mother for help.

Lin Li first went to a certain store to find a store in Kyoto that shipped goods. He bought black and white impermanent clothes under Song Wenjie's name, and then went to find his mother when the clothes arrived.

From a merchant in Kyoto who shipped the goods, the two pieces of clothing arrived the next day.

Song Wenjie saw her express delivery and asked Lin Li: "Son, what did you buy online?"

"Do you think the clothes look good?" Lin Li said with a wicked smile.

Song Wenjie opened the express delivery box and saw two pieces of clothing, one black and one white, one in each hand. She twisted them out and stretched them out. She turned out to be black and white clothes with Wuchang sticking out her red tongue!

"Ahhh!!"

Song Wenjie was so frightened that she threw two pieces of clothing on the ground, took a breath, and cursed.

"Son, what did you buy!!"

Lin Li came over, picked up the clothes, and looked at them. The fabric was good, and the needlework was also good. There were also two hats. The white Wuchang hat said "Get rich at first sight" and the black Wuchang hat said "World Peace". The font was needlework. The embroidery looks really eerie.

"Mom, you've asked this question before. Besides, you've seen it," Lin Li said with a smile.

Song Wenjie took a step away in disgust: "Why did you buy these clothes? Isn't it bad luck?"

"Mom, am I going to participate in "The Masked Singer"? This is my equipment!"

Song Wenjie naturally knew about Lin Li's participation in "The Masked Singer", and she also knew that Lin Li had to prepare his own look.

"You want to wear it?"

"yes."

"How unlucky this thing is to wear!" Song Wenjie frowned.

"Mom, you are not such a superstitious person. You are a highly educated person and a person who believes in science. How could you have such an idea?"

Lin Li flattered him a lot, and then looked very disappointed.

Song Wenjie curled her lips and criticized: "There are so many styles available, how could you, a kid, choose this look!"

"This is the most special."

Lin Li displayed each item in front of Song Wenjie and introduced them like a shopping guide.

"Mom, this is the only couple's costume among known folk gods. Look, they boldly use black and white contrasting colors. These black and white colors are fashionable classics that will never go out of style. They are the first choice for urban white-collar workers. They are simple and elegant in ancient China. The clothing style is a bit like a landscape painting, and at the same time it creates a solemn atmosphere. You really can’t afford to lose out, and you can’t be fooled.”

Song Wen gave Lin Li a white look and spat: "Why did I give birth to such a stupid son like you!"

Lin Li chuckled, put the two clothes on the table, and began to think about how to change them.

Lin Li watched for a while, then turned to look at the shocked old mother.

"Mom, please do me a favor."

Song Wenjie felt the danger in Lin Li's smile and asked, "What are you planning?"

Lin Li smiled and said, "Mom, what the hell? Isn't it obvious?"

Song Wenjie: "..."

"Hey, Mom, help me change these two clothes into one."

Song Wenjie opened her eyes wide: "Huh? Change these two pieces into one?!"

"right."

"How to change this?" Song Wenjie was obviously at a loss.

"It's very simple. Just remove the backs of two pieces of clothing and sew them together. That's it. You've altered clothes for me before. Isn't this difficult for you?"

Song Wenjie had been doing needlework since she was a child, and after having Lin Li, she often changed his clothes. That is to say, her life had become better in the past two years, so she did less needlework.

What Lin Li said didn't bother her, but she was a little reluctant after hearing what Lin Li said.

"I can do it for you during the day. You can put this thing away for me at night. I don't want to see it!"

"No problem! I guarantee you won't be able to find it at night!"

Lin Li smiled and stuffed the two pieces of clothing into Song Wenjie's hands.

Song Wenjie worked hard for two whole days before she finally changed two pieces of clothing.

The front is a white Wuchang chest-length skirt, which is cool and cold. The back is turned over to the front, which is solemn and solemn.

These two pieces of clothing are both undershirts, and the lower body can be covered.

Although the upper body is not as completely covered as the lower body, it is not a big problem. The hair can also be covered with a wig. The biggest problem now is the face.

Normally, just wear a black and white mask, and you can get a blowout net over your mouth.

It's just that wearing a mask will slightly affect singing, and the echo will be a little different.

This is a good thing for other singers, because it can confuse the hearing of the judging panel, but for Lin Li, it is not necessary.

But Lin Li didn't care much about this. It didn't seem to matter whether he wore the mask or not.

Lin Li's [Disguise Skill] is already at the special level. As long as he upgrades it to the master level, he can still do it by putting on makeup instead of a mask so that no one recognizes him.

Lin Li could afford to upgrade to the master level with only 10 million reputations at this moment.

Therefore, Lin Li spent 10 million reputations to upgrade [Disguise Technique] to the master level.

After [Disguise] reached the master level, Lin Li's self-confidence returned. The black and white appearance in "Hua Jiang Hu" was not difficult for him at this moment.

Coupled with Lin Li's [Charming Eyes] at the moment, he can completely change his eyes according to his own requirements.

It doesn't matter whether you are as gentle as water or as fierce as a lion!

Seeing the clothes that Song Wenjie had altered for him, Lin Li was extremely satisfied and even began to look forward to appearing on the show for the first time.

Lin Li felt excited when he thought about standing in front of those people, but those people couldn't recognize him!

Well, that would be fun!