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Huge Political Crisis
Lotharincia, Diocese Zero, St. Langnus Cathedral.
The status is only inferior to the Holy See of the Pope, the archbishop, and the cardinal who is on the first ladder of power in the church—Bona Cairns, with a stack of newspapers under his arm, hurried to the core office of the cathedral, and went straight through The Secretariat directly opened the door of the office.
“Hi, Bona, you’re here.”
Hearing the sound, Bona turned his head to look at the old man with brownish hair, gray temples, and obvious facial features sitting behind the desk. He closed the door directly and asked in a hurried tone:
“Holy See, have you read the news on the Lotharincia Sun?”
“I see.” The Holy See nodded, and then pointed to the sofa chair opposite the desk and said: “Bona, when there are only two of us, it is fine to call me Jim. The Holy See is just a title of honor. That’s all. Sit down, would you like a cup of coffee, or a whiskey?”
“Coffee is fine.”
Bona walked quickly to the sofa chair, sat down, and then glanced at Professor Jim who was using the button on the table to notify the secretary outside to make coffee.Zong, quickly spread the newspaper in his hand on the desk and said:
“Since you have seen the newspapers, you should also know that Lieutenant Colonel Rand Browne of Aldoussburg and Bishop Rudolf Ostach of the fourth order of the Inquisition have created a heaven for us. Big trouble!”
“A big trouble?”
Jim, who was still very leisurely at first, was stunned for a moment. Then he took out reading glasses from the inner pocket of his jacket and put them on his eyes. He took the newspaper on his right to him, and read along the headlines:
“Pope Jim and Marquis Zebrin of the Warlord’s Domain met peacefully yesterday afternoon. They reached a friendly consensus under the border conflict and promoted world peace… Hey, I don’t see any big trouble?”
“o, no, you haven’t read the newspaper before. What you have is the first edition of the morning news. This is the second edition printed at 13:00 noon. The news is here.”
Bona handed Jim the newspaper that he had spread out, and after the latter took it, he immediately checked it carefully.
“The Holy Church of Lotarincia launched a terrorist attack on the first princess who secretly visited Aldikia, trying to assassinate Her Royal Highness La Furia Lihavain. It is said that this is for ‘holy war’, and we have reason to believe that the church broke the sanctuary treaty without notice to the citizens of the church country, and it is suspected to provoke the war of the century, what? Provoking a world war?”
“o,my,god!” Jim opened his mouth in surprise, “What’s the situation, why would I, the Pope, not know about the jihad? Is it a document signed by Archbishop Arnold? Did he get sow shit in his head? Also, Have you forgotten the ‘no-fight pact’ that I gave in my speech before the 43-year-old pope?
“Isn’t it the Inquisition that you signed, or the secret report of Fort Aldous?” Bona was startled and asked suspiciously.
“Not at all. There are too many secret reports of magic defense projects. I usually receive them on the third day, but there is no such secret order in the report I received today.” Jim said with a big face.
“Then how do you usually receive the password so quickly? The last time I saw you, I knew the content of the password the next day?”
“The method is very simple. Just read The Sun. No matter how bad the BBC News is, you know, those reporters always have a way to pry open other people’s mouths.”
Jim rubbed his head with a headache, and breathed in cold air again and again: “This is terrible, the barbarian in Aldikia doesn’t care if I know about it, he is afraid that he has already taken up the fight now. Axe, trying to rush to Diocese of Zero to chop my head.”
“The famous daughter, the King Slave? Forget it, it’s not important.” Bona waved his hand vigorously, and then said, “Our big trouble is not this!”
“Isn’t this a big trouble?” Jim couldn’t keep his mouth shut. It’s likely that Ardikia’s war with Lotarincia is not a big trouble, but how big is that trouble.
Bona took a deep breath, and then said with a blue face:
“Thanks to the order of our Inquisition’s Chief David, Rudolf Ostach received the order from Lieutenant Colonel Rand Browne to take out the Inquisition’s relic ‘Adam’s Left Eye’ Cooperate with St. Paul’s right wrist at the center of Itogami Island, summon an angel to annihilate the entire Itogami Island, and most importantly, annihilate the ‘enemy of God’ on the island.”
“Destroy the ‘enemy of the gods’? Also annihilate the ‘Xiangami Island’? That is an evil that even gods cannot destroy. There are 600,000 people on that island!” Jim immediately covered his face and said in a lost voice, “o ,my,god! This is indeed a big trouble, David, but I was promoted to the Inquisition, if this matter is exposed, I can’t get out of it at all, this is a huge political crisis!”
Bona was stunned for a moment, and asked in amazement, “You really didn’t order it?”
Hearing this sentence, Jim glanced at Bona, then twitched his cheeks a few times and knocked on the table: “Bona, let’s say, I mean let’s say, if I publish it to you now, to both War King Domain and Extinction Dynasty. Command to go to war, Bona, what do you think will happen?”
Bona was stunned, and then said strangely:
“I would answer ‘Yes, Holy See, I’ll do it right away.’ Then I went to Archbishop Arnold and said, ‘The Holy See is crazy, it has to deal with the First and Second Primogenitors at the same time.’ Then Archbishop Arnold immediately asked The emergency meeting of cardinals proposed to dismiss the Pope, trying to get you to withdraw the order… um!”
“Looks like you understand.” Jim spread his hands and said.
Bona nodded, and then said with a rather strange expression: “I think I understand, but why does David have such courage? To launch a holy war beyond his authority?”
“This… you know Bona.” Jim twitched his face, then spread his hands, and said with a complicated expression: “The elements of being the director of the Inquisition are powerful force to suppress subordinates, and devotion to God. The heart, the ultimate loyalty to the Pope, and among these three, there is no requirement for the brain.”
Bona’s face twitched, and then he said:
“Then how to solve the matter now, now the whole world knows that we Lotarincia launched a holy war on Itogami Island, and even ordered Rudolf Ostach to attack Itogami Island, and also sent a squadron of annihilation teachers to attack Aldi The first princess of Kia was also killed and annihilated, leaving a living hole, how can we get out of this situation?”
“We can… can…” JimHis face was immediately covered with sweat.