The Ultimate Student in the City

Standing up to urinate... Li Zedao wanted to laugh inexplicably, and felt a little guilty in his heart, but when he saw his current situation, it was just accusatory, so he couldn't laugh at all, and that kind of guilt was even worse. Feed the dog instantly.

"Is it okay if I'm wrong?" Li Zedao muttered with a suppressed voice, subdued.

"No!" Shadow said very simply, "Apologizing is useless. If an apology is useful, why should the police do it? This genius girl solemnly tells me that I want this genius girl to forgive you, unless...you put yourself I took off my trousers, let Bentian also slap you on your butt...Of course, not with hands, I want my hands to touch your ass, there is no door, this genius girl has already Get a whip ready..."

"...You think too much, I can't agree to your unreasonable request!" Li Zedao said viciously while almost spurting blood, "If you are messing around, don't blame me for fighting back."

"Counterattack? Humph! Humph!" Shadow sneered, laughing like a devil, "Since you refuse to admit your mistakes, then this genius girl can only continue to punish you."

Li Zedao suddenly had a bad feeling in his heart.

"Bastard, you will be struck by lightning if you treat me like this!" Shadow's small face lifted from Li Zedao's chest, almost crying with anger.

Li Zedao was stunned and sighed, what is a capable actor with an idol face? Isn't this little witch? This is like having several faces that can be switched at any time.

Then before he had time to feel more emotional, Li Zedao felt as if he was really struck by lightning, trembled suddenly, and then flew upside down.

"Plop!" Li Zedao lay there heavily in a very ugly posture, and then his body was still trembling, his eyes turned white, as if his body was really electrified.

The onlookers were dumbfounded for a few seconds, and then they all pointed at Li Zedao and laughed.

"Ha! I was really struck by lightning..."

"It deserves to be smashed to death..."

"Beauty, what do you think of me..."

...

Stepping on the small leather boots, Shadow walked up to Li Zedao who had been unable to get up for a long time, squatted down, then stared innocently and said, "Fool, what's wrong with you? You were really struck by lightning? Do you want to call an ambulance for you?" car..."

Li Zedao raised his head with difficulty,

The corners of the mouth trembled, and the voice was weak: "What did you do to me?"

"Where is it?" Shadow said with an innocent face, "You are such a bastard that even God can't stand it, so a thunderbolt came down and chopped you up, so it's nothing to do with this talented girl... ...Damn, what are you looking at? Seeing you like this makes me feel so good, what should I do?"

"..."

Li Zedao looked at the demon fiercely, and regretted it in his heart, why did he attack so lightly that night? Wouldn't it be good to just suck her ass out?

"Get out!" Li Zedao got up and said depressedly, "You were just struck by lightning, besides, the sky is clear now, your sister is thundered, don't think I don't know it's your fault... What watch are you wearing? Show me..."

Speaking of which, Li Zedao stared at the shadow's wrist vigilantly. He was wearing a very fashionable watch on it. Just now, when he was shocked by the inexplicable electric current and flew out, Li Zedao clearly noticed her wrist. The dial of the watch on his face flickered. In other words, this stylish but not extraordinary watch actually had something tricky about it, and it could emit strong currents and the like.

Shadow's face changed slightly, and he hid his little hands behind his back: "Hmph, why did I show you? Be careful to be struck by lightning again..."

Li Zedao's expression changed, and he quickly took a step back.

"Coward... Sister Nanji..." The shadow pushed Li Zedao aside, and then jumped towards Nanji who was coming.

Li Zedao turned around and saw Nanji holding the shadow's little hand, even showing a rare smile on his face. It was not like him who was so stunned after seeing the shadow appearing here. He already knew that the shadow would appear here, Nanji I knew it a long time ago, and now I walked over with some puzzlement.

"She's going with us?" Li Zedao pointed to the shadow and asked with some difficulty, and tried to stay away from her as much as possible, God knows if this witch will do this to him, "Will it be too childish... Dangerous, I said danger."

Seeing the shadow shaking his arm towards him, Li Zedao changed his words decisively. It is undeniable that the watch on her arm was too weird. Poison can poison himself to death, but the electric current emitted from this watch is too overbearing, Li Zedao felt as if his body was hit by a high-voltage electric current, and instantly lost the ability to resist.

Until now, my body is still numb and numb, and I can't lift my spirits.

"Dangerous?" Shadow squinted his eyes at Li Zedao, and said in a disdainful tone, "I don't know who it was just now, but I was blown away by a talented girl today, and I fell a dog eating shit."

"..." Li Zedao was stabbed in the chest.

"Well, I saw it too." Nanji nodded, "Shadow, you are amazing."

"..." Li Zedao was stabbed in the chest again.

"I still think it's too dangerous." Li Zedao's expression became a little serious, "It is undeniable that the watch on your wrist is indeed very powerful, but when facing a master, it can only be used once at most... ..."

"That's enough!" Shadow spit out a bubble, squinted his eyes and looked at Li Zedao with a smile, "Idiot, when you were lying over there just now, I was shooting you, what do you think will happen to you?" ?”

"..." Li Zedao was speechless. Indeed, when he was lying there just now, if the shadow shot him, then he would have to wait for death.

"Besides, don't you have to protect this talented and beautiful girl?" Shadow said as a matter of course, then tilted his head and thought for a while, "Damn, no, now I'm better than you, it's me who protects you. "

"..." Li Zedao almost spurted blood, the woman became shameless, she is really invincible!

At this moment, the voice of the tour guide sounded.

"All uncles, aunts, brothers, sisters, brothers and sisters, welcome to join our big group of 'Romantic DJ Tour for Three Days and Four Nights', then I will be your tour guide Meimei, for the next week or so, I will Leading everyone to play DJ, I promise, it will definitely make everyone have a very good memory...Then let's roll the roll before we show up, and distribute the uniform vest and hat with our travel company logo..."

This is a little girl in her twenties with two deep dimples on her face when she smiles.

"I'm not as good-looking as Nanji sister, and I'm not as good-looking, so I don't have to be afraid of some fool halfway to pick up my sister." Shadow muttered.

"..." Li Zedao really wanted to turn around and go home.

"Here, your ID card and passport." Nanji's newly issued documents were thrown to Li Zedao. Under the arrangement above, the two now have new identities, such as Nanji, she is not called Nanji now, but Wang Zhao, a very common name.

Li Zedao glanced at his name, his face darkened instantly, he raised his head to stare at the shadow, the corners of his mouth twitched violently and he was speechless.

husky! The name on my certificate is Husky! His surname is Ha Mingshiqi. Damn, do you have this last name? Uh...it seems to be. Wasn't the director of last year's Spring Festival Gala surnamed "Ha"?

Reminiscent of Yingying calling this name as soon as they met, so Li Zedao knew it must be the trick of this little witch without even thinking about it!

"This genius girl died a lot of brain cells for you... Needless to say thank you!" Shadow narrowed his eyes and said proudly.

"Don't fall into my hands!" Li Zedao said viciously.

Seeing Li Zedao's deflated look and wanting to go crazy, Nanji also found it very funny. In fact, when she saw the photo on the certificate and the name next to it, she also laughed, exaggeratedly... She laughed Only then did I know that it wasn't that she didn't like to laugh, but that she didn't encounter anything funny.

"Sister Anji, my brother-in-law wants to spank her ass again." Shadow begged Anji for mercy, his voice was waxy, sweet and pitiful.

Nanji glared at Li Zedao unkindly, with a strong sense of threat.

Li Zedao rolled his eyes, thinking that he was dead.

The tour guide Meimei began to roll the rolls. When she saw the name Husky, she almost couldn't hold back her anger. She suppressed her smile and said with great difficulty: "Ha... Shiqi... Has Husky arrived... Husky... ..."

Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then looked left and right, some were shocked by this sturdy name, and some wondered if some deranged local tyrant gave benefits to his lovelorn dog and signed it up for such a tour group Let it go out and relax.

Even, some people's eyes suddenly fell on that scumbag... Isn't the scumbag who was struck by lightning just called Husky?

"Hey, I'm calling you." Shadow kicked Li Zedao.

Li Zedao glared at the shadow fiercely, and then shouted humiliatingly: "Here!"

This "arrival" sound was like shaking the world and crying ghosts and gods. It successfully attracted everyone's attention, and then I don't know who burst out laughing. Immediately afterwards, bursts of overwhelming laughter broke out in the crowd.

Li Zedao lowered his head silently, his thoughts were surging. The watch on Shadow's hand is a good thing. When will he ask him for more than a dozen, his women will be equipped with one. Even a master like myself might be able to kill him.

Sigh, if I knew it earlier, I wouldn't have offended this girl so much. Why don't I find a time to apologize? It really doesn't work... Li Zedao gritted his teeth, didn't he just take off his pants and get his butt whipped a few times? Damn, for their safety, bear with it!

At this moment, the teardrops in the corners of Li Zedao's eyes were rolling...I was so moved by myself!