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Mo Yi: "..."

Teacher Zhen Shizi, what you said makes sense, but I don’t like eating carrots. I like eating meat more than carrots.

"Also, isn't it natural for good friends to eat together?"

Now Xue Miao couldn't bear it. She looked at the most unscientific and overdeveloped parts of the other person's body with displeasure and said coldly:

"But you keep rubbing your shameful parts against Mo Yi, is this normal?"

After noticing the other party's gaze, Teacher Zhen Shizi proudly straightened her waist and abdomen, showing off her full extent of Xue Miao Shi Jiao Street, and said distressedly:

"But there's nothing I can do about it. This is natural growth and I can't control it."

"After all, sometimes I envy Yukinoshita-san for being so relaxed, especially when I go to bed at night and feel that my shoulders are exhausted due to too much weight."

Chapter 148: The smell of a female teacher’s perfume

Teacher Zhen Shizi's troubled speech once again refreshed Mo Yi's estimate of her lower limit.

As the saying goes, hit someone without hitting someone in the face, and curse people without scolding someone. Teacher Shizi's words directly hit Xue Miao's heart, causing Xue Miao's heart to explode instantly.

"Crack-"

Mo Yi was sweating profusely as he watched the chopsticks in Xue Miao's hand being accidentally broken by the other party. The cold air emitted was also filled with the magic power that was unconsciously released. Even so, Xue Xue Miao still tried his best to control himself and maintain his posture. He always looked calm, but Mo Yi could clearly read the words spoken by the other party's flirtatious eyes from the other party's constantly muttering lips——

"Damn cow spirit——"

"Hundan, it's so heavy and tired, why don't you do surgery to remove it? If you don't have money, I don't mind supporting you for free -"

"What's so great about this? Superficial women, like Mo Yi, use worthless things to comment on the value of women -"

"One day, I will develop a magic eye that can evaporate the worthless parts of you guys out of thin air——"

"Ehehe——"

"Yukishita, are you okay?"

Mo Yi looked at Xue Miao with sweating profusely. When he found that it had no effect, he poked her with his hand and saved her from the blackening. He said:

"Actually, I think it's still good to be suitable. Yukinoshita, you are very good. Yes, I quite like it——"

"real?"

After hearing Mo Yi's words, Xue Miao suddenly woke up. Then she looked like a classmate, tried her best to control herself, and said in her usual cold tone:

"Who wants you to like it!"

"No, I have no idea what you are talking about, you pervert!"

"You're talking nonsense, you just say things you don't understand, can you just eat your food?"

Mo Yi: "..."

All right! What a classic tired reaction.

It's just that, Xue Miao, your original character of a snow girl who doesn't understand people's hearts has basically collapsed, and now she has become a tsundere.

But do you know that now the world is either a tsundere or a real heroine, especially if you are not the voice of Kugimiya, you are basically the fate of a loser.

The best example is a certain person who cannot do anything in English.

Of course, Mo Yi only dared to think about these shortcomings in his mind. If he really wanted to die and said it out, Xuemiao, who had finally calmed down, would get angry again, but this time the target of the attack would be himself.

"snort--"

Now Teacher Zhen Shizi is not happy, why can you Yukinoshita Yukino hear the sweet words from the front table? I have been with him for so long (sitting behind Mo Yi), and I have never heard him coax me like this. , has always only spoken dirty words to me. I, Kasumigaoka Shiyu, do not accept this unfair treatment.

Teacher Zhen Shizi said so stupidly and innocently:

"Front desk gentleman, that's not what you said before."

"You clearly said that the bigger the better, otherwise what will happen to you and your children's appetite in the future?"

"Click——"

One of the chopsticks in Xuemiao's hand was broken, but finally both chopsticks were broken. The uncontrollable smile in her eyes gradually disappeared, and she became listless again, muttering silently:

"Anyone who dares to steal my first kiss should be killed so as not to pollute the world——"

Mo Yi: "..."

Teacher Zhen Shizi, can’t you see that I’ve been helping you clean up your mess?

Can't you just be good for a few minutes and stop being so naughty?

Facing Mo Yi's depressed gaze, Teacher Zhen Shizi still maintained a silly and innocent expression on her face, but her bright and proud eyes were clearly gloating and laughing at herself, and she found that just mocking Mo Yi with her eyes was not enough. To relieve his anger, he said silently to Mo Yi:

"Deserves it——"

If there were only two people around, Mo Yi and Teacher Zhen Shizi, Mo Yi would definitely make her understand that you are still your uncle. However, there was a snow cat about to explode next to him, so he could only choose to compromise and use his eyes to talk to her. Back Table Sauce said:

"Classmate Shiyu, please take back your magical powers. If you keep doing this, we will all turn around."

Teacher Zhen Shizi replied with her eyes:

"No, unless-"

Mo Yi, who heard Xian Zhi's elegant intentions, had no choice but to blink and agree to the other party's modest request.

However, Mo Yi did not notice that the blackened Xue Miao could see him and Kasumigaoka Shiyu flirting back and forth. Seeing all this, Teacher Zhen Shizi laughed happily, making Mo Yi think that the other party was I was very happy because I agreed to her request.

"Also, Yukinoshita-san, don't you want to know why I'm sniffing around?"

Kasumigaoka Shiyu attracted Xue Miao's attention with just one sentence.

The effect was very good, but Mo Yi was not happy at all. A premonition told me that Back Table Jiang wanted to continue causing trouble.

"Before, Mo Yijun was called to help by the new female foreign language teacher, and they stayed together for more than three hours. In addition, they seemed to have known each other for a long time, so I had to suspect that the three disappeared Wasn’t there something interesting going on for many hours, like an intense two-player session.”

Back table-chan, how do you know that Emi and I know each other? You are not a Shinigami elementary school student. Why are you so witty?

Moreover, I have eliminated all the auras on my body, so it is impossible for you to find any clues.

As long as no one discovers it, it is not a crime, so what you are doing now, Mr. Shishizi, is a frame-up. I can sue you for defamation!

"What does this have to do with me?"

Xue Miao instantly forgot what happened before and asked coldly, seemingly unconcerned: