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Because a group of people beat up all the members of the Demon King's Castle, even Lady Ilyas was hit by an arrow in the knee. Her vitality was severely damaged and she temporarily wandered in the world.

It was impossible for the goddess to work, and it was impossible to beg for money. She lived a pitiful life of eating dirt on the top of a mountain.

As a goddess, she would naturally not starve to death, but because she was so seriously injured, she still felt hungry. Speaking of it, this was the first time she felt hungry.

She thought she would have to eat dirt for three months before she could regain the strength to open the door to the divine world. Unexpectedly, one day, she saw a poor brave man riding a snow-white husky through the haze. Mo Yi——

That day, the sky was very blue, and Lady Elias, who had been living on earth for two months, saw the meat buns fishing in front of the husky and felt hungry like never before.

"Touch porcelain?"

Mo Yi, who had just been summoned to another world as a trainee hero, looked at the man standing in front of him, staring at him closely, well, to be more precise, staring at the meat bun he used to generate electricity for his mount Erha. .

The other party stood there blankly. The mountain road was a bit narrow and seemed impossible to get around.

By the way, this was the first time Mo Yi met Peng Ci. In that world where common sense was that even an old lady couldn’t help her when she fell. Mo Yi had never met Peng Ci. He didn’t expect to come to a place where the folk customs are simple, swords and magic The world has encountered a collision.

Mo Yi, who was sitting on top of the husky, couldn't help but sigh when he looked at the blond girl standing in front of him, who was gorgeously dressed but a little dirty and a little short.

I would never believe that I would meet a princess who had run away from home just as I started my adventure. However, after being rescued and sent back to the palace by me, I fell deeply in love with myself, and would not marry anyone but me. In the end, I fell in love with her unrequitedly. When he died of illness, he had no choice but to quit his job as a hero and marry a beautiful blonde princess. In the end, the king was too happy with the monster queen and died young. In the kingdom without a prince, in the end, he could only be married to the husband of the only princess. This is the inheritance of this brave man.

Well, that's right, Mr. Mo Yi, who was sitting on top of the husky, was deeply criticizing that this should not happen to him who had never won the first prize of the Chinese Sports Lottery.

"Porcelain?"

The great Lady Ilyas could clearly understand every word spoken by the other party, but when combined, she was completely confused.

What is the other person talking about?

It seems that I will promulgate a dictionary in the future to strictly regulate human language, otherwise I will not be able to understand anything humans say in the future.

"Monster girl?"

Seeing the other party's stunned look, Mo Yi did not relax his vigilance. He must know that this is a world of swords and magic where monster girls are rampant. He would not believe that a woman wearing beautiful clothes would suddenly appear on an uninhabited mountain. A beautiful woman is waiting for her to save her, but she would still believe her if she were to be a monster girl.

"Stupid mortal, this goddess is not one of those dirty monsters!"

At this moment, the goddess finally understood what the other party was saying, and she suddenly felt insulted. If not for the loss of all her magic power, such a bold human being would have been beaten into scum by her divine sanction.

Mo Yi: "..."

Well, in this world, gods do exist.

As long as you think of names related to gods, you will feel it. It seems that the other party is not a monster girl, but a chuunibyou. If the monster despises the gods like this, it would have been beaten to death by the god who claims to be omniscient and omnipotent.

Well, especially the goddess of light Ilias who claims to hate all monsters.

“Uh(⊙o⊙)…”

Seeing that the other party didn't want to give way, the husky he was riding seemed to have insufficient strength and used a water splash to jump over the other party's head.

I can’t afford to offend him, so why can’t I afford to hide from him?

"Sorry to bother you, farewell -"

After that, he asked Pipiha to turn around and prepare to go back to Novice Village to move bricks for a few more days to earn some travel expenses.

"etc--"

The other party is the first person I have met in the past two months. The great Lady Ilyas will naturally not let the other party leave easily. The most important thing is not to let the other party's meat bun leave!

You know, every earth-eating girl has the dream of eating meat buns, even goddesses! (Just like a goddess also needs to go to the bathroom, eat and sleep.)

Lady Ilyas, who had temporarily lost her divine power, still had a divine body that was not comparable to that of ordinary humans. She immediately circled in front of Mo Yi and blocked Mo Yi's front again.

"Ahem, this beautiful lady——"

Mo Yi looked at the blond girl speechlessly, whose explosive speed was far faster than his own, and became suspicious again. The speed of the other party did not look like that of an ordinary person. Could it be that the other party was a monster girl with a strong head and dared to curse gods? ?

But if you look closely, you can see that the other party has neither animal ears nor any decorations such as a fox tail!

"My wife, Pipiha, is still waiting for it to come home."

Sister-chan: "..."

Obviously, the simple goddess can't understand Mo Yi's saucy words, otherwise she would definitely say - you are so slutty!

Seeing that Mo Yi was about to run away again, the goddess was definitely not willing, so she quickly talked about the new skills she had learned these days, and said without caring about her shame:

"I opened this mountain and planted this tree. If I want to cross this road, I will leave behind the meat buns!"

"Young brave man, this is a great opportunity to show your faith to this goddess——"

Mo Yi: "..."

It turns out that this brave man met a female bandit, and based on the explosive speed of the other party just now, it seems that I, a trainee brave, really can't defeat her!

This is how to do?

Mo Yi, who was stunned for three seconds, looked at the other party's intense eyes, secretly kicked Pipiha, and shouted:

"Pipiha, let's go!"

After hearing Mo Yi's roar, the husky quickly turned around and ran away!

Lady Goddess: "..."

Do you seem to be disliked or underestimated?

"Stop!"

The goddess relied on her powerful body to crush the poor Mother Earth with one foot and chased after Mo Yi.

It doesn't matter whether you can eat this bun or not, because the great Lady Ilyas felt that her dignity was offended and shattered to pieces. How could she endure this?

If you let this stupid brave man go, how can you lead the crowd in the future? How else to become a leader in the God Realm?

—————Half an hour later——————

Lady Ilyas stomped down on the ground, panting loudly. She looked proudly at Mo Yi, who was making a gesture of surrender with both hands, and said:

"Stupid mortal, you know nothing about the power of this goddess!"

Mo Yi: "..."

My name is Mo Yi, a brave man from another world. After half a month of moving bricks and learning skills in Novice Village, I finally took the first step of the epic with my best friend Pipiha!

I originally thought that the monster I met would be a slime girl or a wolf girl, but what I never expected was a blond girl who even though I only like black and straight hair, I found it stunning.