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Of course, under the tireless education of 3,000 talented and talented teachers, this brave man who keeps the core socialist values ​​in mind will definitely not succumb to the power of such a middle-class female bandit.

It's not that I'm not strong, it's that even if the opponent doesn't activate his skills, he's like a humanoid Gundam, running faster than a dog, and for a very long time. He tried to resist but was knocked down by the opponent, and a punch broke a piece of about ten meters away. After finding the boulder, he cleverly came up with a Trojan horse plan to fight against this evil female bandit.

Therefore, this brave man did not surrender!

I'm just pretending to surrender, and when the opponent shows his flaws, I will give him a belated stab of justice to let him understand the brilliance of the goddess Ilias!

Let me emphasize one last time, can what a brave man does be called surrender?

Sister Jiang, who had been eating dirt for two months, happily ate all the food that the young hero sacrificed to her, with a happy look on her face. Only then did she realize that eating was such an interesting thing.

"Ahem——"

Mo Yi quietly dragged out Pipiha's body from the feet of the goddess, and tried on the edge of death:

"Hero, I've given you all my food."

"Now, can we go?"

"snort--"

The goddess reluctantly ate the last bun, licking the remaining meat juice on her fingers, and glanced at Mo Yi with her beautiful eyes. After thinking for a while, she said without questioning:

"That's it!"

After hearing the clear and melodious voice of the female devil, Mo Yi's heart seemed to be filled with the words 'Victory or defeat is a common thing for a soldier, heroes, please try again', and then he chose to load the file and start again from the options below.

Well, the most recent save file of the trainee hero Mo Yi was the Novice Village, so he patted the head of the dog who was afraid of Pipiha, and prepared to walk back to the Novice Village with him, move the bricks well, and click on a few more skills before leaving the Novice Village.

The world outside is too dangerous. If you can't defeat a female bandit, you'll be robbed of your wealth at most. If you encounter a monster girl and you can't defeat her, you'll be robbed of your sex!

Mo Yi happily decided not to leave the Novice Village until he had fully mastered the skills in the Novice Village!

You female bandit, just wait for me. When the knight returns, I will let you know what a hard and black physical holy sword is when the knight returns.

After one man and one dog walked a few steps, Mo Yi realized something was wrong, because on his right was Pipiha, so what was the creature walking on his left?

"Nvxia, why are you following us?"

After Mo Yi stopped, he looked at the blonde girl following him and threatened silently:

"I have nothing left for you to eat."

"Besides, I already want to raise the person I love for the rest of my life, so it's useless for you to follow me."

"Let me tell you, my sweetheart in gold armor will carry a bag of Meituan takeout and go home on the rising clouds. If she finds out that you ate the tribute I handed over to her today, she will beat you and cry. Oh."

"So, I would like to say to you, you should work hard as a bandit here. This is a promising career. One day, you will be crowned king and become the woman of the bandit king."

"Why does this goddess want to become the bandit king's woman?"

The goddess looked a little cute at first because she was not used to Mo Yi's way of speaking, but with the other person's divine wisdom, she quickly adapted to it and probably understood that Mo Yi was teasing her.

However, because of the loneliness in the past two months and the uneasiness of losing her power, she did not punch this brave man who dared to deceive her to death. Instead, she found him quite interesting, better than the gods, angels and those in the divine world. Priests are much more interesting.

"I don't care. This goddess is very good at fighting. There is no way your lover can beat me!"

Mo Yi: "..."

You may not believe it when I tell you, but the person I like can change seventy-two times. For a girl like you, if she hits her with a stick, you won't be able to bear it. Don't give up.

The goddess looked at the trainee hero who was encouraging her with the Spiritual Victory Method in amusement, and said:

"This goddess sees that you are a talented warrior and you are well-spoken, so I decided to train you well and teach you to become the strongest warrior in history."

"This is your honor, young brave man."

Mo Yi: "..."

It was very difficult for Mo Yi to endure the line "I am really flattered". If you hadn't been better than you, I would have captured you as Pipiha's mount. If you don't bathe it a hundred times a day, I will I won't let you go.

"It's my pleasure, Lady Heroine."

Mo Yicai didn't dare to call her "Goddess". If the so-called omniscient and omnipotent Ilias heard this and a "human myth, King of Thunder" hit him, wouldn't he die unjustly?

Although I don’t know what female hero means, I feel that she is very powerful.

As a goddess, Lady Ilyas still has some tolerance for people. If she beat the other party to death, who would make love and support to her, and who would give her the delicious food just now?

Isn't making offerings to the goddess a basic operation for a brave man? This makes perfect sense!

After sister Jiang comforted herself, she followed Mo Yi happily and left.

With the departure of one person, one goddess and one dog, the legend of the Bandit King was strangled just as it began.

————The dividing line of the real world————

Erina felt the temperature on the iron pot. After listening to Mo Yi talk about her favorite food, she couldn't help but think of the first time she met the other person. She wondered whether the food under the iron pot was the first time this goddess tried it. food - meat buns?

Still remember that after returning to Novice Village with the other party, I asked the other party what kind of food it was?

Mo Yi said with a meaningful expression:

"This is a meat bun made by myself, also known as 'Goubuli.'"

The image of a heroine in the author's mind.

Chapter 253: Nothing is more delicious than dumplings, nothing more fun than—

"Is it a bun?"

Erina guessed as she opened the cover.

Of course, the melon-eaters present were also looking forward to it. Because of Mo Yi's amazing operation before, the cooking speed was so fast that it was impossible to keep up with the eyes. The people present also did not see what the other party was cooking.

Erina, on the other hand, hopes to wait with anticipation for the dishes Mo Yi will make for you to try.

Therefore, I didn’t look at Mo Yi’s specific cooking process.

Life is like eating chocolate candies. You never know what color and flavor the next candy will be. You might find out in the next second that love is a ray of light, so green that it makes you panic.

In short, in order to enjoy the surprise of opening the lid of the pot, Sister Jiang did not go to see what Mo Yi cooked.

As Erina moved the lid, white fragrant steam spurted out from the crack in the lid, instantly changing the atmosphere of the place to orange.

"smell good--"

Just smelling this smell, the teachers and students of Yuanyue present could not help but swallow their saliva.