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"Wahaha——"

Feeling the curious eyes of everyone, Gudazi felt that his desire to draw cards was a little stronger than usual, and he said with some embarrassment:

"Actually, it's not a big deal. Everyone responded to the call and helped us in order to save humanity."

While Gudazi said words that made Ilia admire him, he placed a large handful of saint crystals on the dining table and thought to himself——

Today is another good day for ten draws in a row.

"Senior, you put too many Saint Quartz."

Ma Xiu pulled Gudazi and persuaded:

"It doesn't take that many holy crystals to summon a heroic spirit."

"Is it too much? Not too much.?"

After Gudazi took out his left pocket, he started to take out the Saint Crystal from his right pocket. Under Ma Xiu's helpless and heartbroken eyes, he put it on the dining table and said:

"Matthew, you have to consider that the summoning has a high possibility of failure!"

"In order to ensure the success of the summoning, the Saint Crystal cannot be omitted."

Matthew: "..."

I could tell at a glance that this was the weight of kneeling ten times in a row!

There are so many saint crystals, why not upgrade yourself. He is a rare human shield hero, the legendary late stage shield hero.

In the later stages, things like the Hero of the Spear, the Hero of the Sword, the Hero of the Bow, etc. are just a group of younger brothers!

That's right, they are a group of younger brothers with zero output!

In the final analysis, my senior just likes to draw cards.

"Declaration——"

Drawing cards is a hobby and an unchanging belief.

As for Gudazi, who has inherited this spirit, if he doesn't draw ten cards in a day, he will feel hateful. If he doesn't draw cards for three days, he will have no love in life. If he doesn't draw money or draw cards for a week, this world What's the point? It's better to burn it as soon as possible.

Gudazi once thought that the mastermind behind the burning of humanity was probably because he had never enjoyed the joy of earning money and drawing cards, so he became hopeless and did such anti-human and anti-social things.

After placing the Saint Crystal, Gudazi began to inject Mo Yi into the summoning spell and said:

"Your body is beneath me, and my destiny lies on your sword.

If you follow the destination of the Holy Grail, follow this will and this principle, then respond to me!

I swear here -

I am the one who accomplishes all the good deeds in the world, and I am the one who conveys all the evil in the world.

The three great speaking spirits that have been entangled with you for seven days, come from the Wheel of Suppression, O guardian of the scales! "

"You look so awesome——"

Children like Illya and Miyu, who had witnessed the summoning of heroic spirits for the first time, couldn't help but be frightened by Gudazi's serious expression and the powerful-sounding spell.

But Grandpa Mo Yi, who has seen through everything, knows that when Gudazi is infused with magic power, there is no need to recite the spell at all. If it succeeds, it will be shipped. If it fails, it will be useless even if you call 'Penguin Dad'.

Reciting incantations or something like that is just pretending.

Didn't you see, Emiya Shirou was chased and stabbed by Wang-chan in the family's warehouse, and he didn't know anything. In the end, he summoned the strongest Saber class, King Daomao.

Tohsaka Rin made all kinds of careful preparations, calculated the time and place, and recited the heroic spirit summoning spell passed down from her family, but it still didn't work. She should summon her husband, or her husband.

As the light of the summoning array became brighter and brighter, a dark and majestic figure gradually appeared from the summoning array.

Illya: "Huh? It's so dark. Are there African heroes?"

Xiaohei: "..."

Xiao Hei, who felt inexplicably lying on the gun, complained speechlessly:

"Illya, do you have any misunderstanding about heroic spirits? Why can't there be African heroic spirits?"

Tohsaka Rin: "This is?"

Rin Tosaka, who had excellent grades in the history class, looked at the heroic spirit that gradually appeared, and could search in his mind for a heroic spirit that matched his appearance.

Matthew, who instantly recognized the other party’s identity, explained enthusiastically:

"This is one of the heroic spirits resident in our Chaldea, the last monarch of Persia, Darius III."

"Although his rank is berserker, his personality is very gentle."

Seeing this, Grandpa Mo Yi couldn't help laughing. He immediately shipped the goods. He was still the legendary 'Black Hairless', the African chief.

He didn't know whether Gudazi was lucky or not.

As the first berserker summoned to Chaldea, Darius III looked at Gudazi who had summoned him with some excitement and said:

"Let me ask -"

"No need to ask——"

Gudazi, who was already dark-faced, finally couldn't help it when Darius III was about to say, "You are my Masta".

His whole style changed, from a three-dimensional character to a two-dimensional character. Then he rushed forward at a speed that Matthew couldn't react, and punched him. Before the light of the summoning of heroic spirits dissipated, he knocked out the big flow. Shi III fought back.

"It's all an illusion——"

"There's nothing on the first shot. Isn't it normal?"

After beating Darius back, Gudazi took out a handkerchief, wiped his hands, and seemed to be talking to himself, but actually told everyone, muttering:

"How could I be African."

"senior--"

Ma Xiu looked at Gu Da Zi speechlessly and complained:

"Mr. Darius, you can cry, senior!"

"Matthew, what did you say?"

After Gudazi wiped his hands, he looked at Masiu in confusion and asked: