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Of course, Grandpa Mo Yi found it very interesting. He listened carefully to Ilia, Xiao Hei and others talking about the simple and warm campus daily life. A lot of time passed like this.

"Always listen to what we say, now it's time for Mo Yi to tell you about the recent situation——"

Tohsaka Rin directly asked what everyone wanted to know most. After all, other people can see each other when they meet. Even if it is inconvenient, they can also learn about the other party's condition through the phone network. Only Grandpa Mo Yi, a missing person, disappeared directly among everyone. In this world, you can't make calls or anything. Even the omnipotent 10086 business can't reach other worlds.

"For a guy like you who likes to cause trouble and watch dramas, no matter where you go, there will definitely be a lot of interesting things happening."

Later, Mo Yilai also felt everyone's eyes staring at him, with an expression of recognition and curiosity.

Ilia and others, who had been with Grandpa Mo Yi for such a long time, naturally knew about Grandpa Mo Yi's bad taste. As for watching the movie, they were not aware of it at the time. After knowing that the matter was over, everyone figured it out.

Grandpa Mo Yi, who first appeared as a servant, clearly had the ability to open unparalleled single-player dungeons, but he always said, "I only have one-tenth of my current strength," or "I'm seriously injured and can't take action for the time being." 'And other reasons for girls like them to fight.

But what about the end?

If they can't beat the other party, they have to rely on the other party to help them apply buffs, or the other party may personally come to the rescue!

If you have this ability, why not take action directly? What else could this be but watching a show and having fun?

Even Xiao Hei, who likes Grandpa Mo Yi the most, doesn't believe it at all.

Grandpa Mo Yi: "..."

What does it mean to like making trouble and watching dramas?

This master obviously just wants to be a quiet and beautiful boy who sighs about the peaceful years, but his destiny is not controlled by others. In addition, he hates evil and is willing to help others. He cannot stand the unfair things happening around him, so he keeps himself so busy.

Besides, you can’t just wipe out all the monsters yourself!

I have to leave eventually. To protect world peace, we have to rely on locals like them in the end. We can't just ask Mo Yi's father for help whenever the earth encounters any crisis!

Grandpa Mo Yi is not an Ultraman who specializes in saving the world.

Facing the complaints from Tohsaka Rin and others, Grandpa Mo Yi had thousands of refuting explanations in his mind——

Well, I know it all, but I don’t say it. This master is such a tolerant person. Grandpa Mo Yi used the spiritual victory method to ignore Tohsaka Rin’s slander.

"My experience is nothing—"

Since everyone wanted to hear it, Grandpa Mo Yi began to use a slightly artistic expression to briefly describe what happened after returning to the original world.

First, he wiped out the Magic Association alone, and then suffered an attack from the scientific side of counter-entropy. The plane crashed and he was stranded on a desert island. He survived on the desert island and sailed the sea.

Then he came to the cruise ship and met his old friends. Some interesting things happened during the period. Finally, the appearance of Ramses II led to him and his friends now adventuring in the kingdom of God in ancient Egypt. Now he is playing a game called Demon. A copy of the Scorpion Emperor.

Everyone: "..."

After listening to Grandpa Mo Yi's brief introduction, everyone could only sigh in their hearts. Tohsaka Rin's complaints were really accurate. It had only been half a month in the other party's world, but the things they had experienced were far worse than what they had experienced in the past three months. Life is a hundred times more exciting, and he still says that he doesn’t like to cause trouble and watch movies?

Judging from the other party's tone, the opponents he encountered were not invincible enemies. Back then, General Gaetia was a ferocious guy who burned down the history of mankind. He wasn't just pinned down and rubbed on the ground by the other party like he was beating his younger brother. Now he is beating some more Why should there be such trouble for an enemy that can't even sink a continent? Just kill it and it'll be over, right?

"Onii-chan, I'm actually more curious, why did all the names that appeared in your experience just now be girls' names?"

Xiao Hei immediately discovered the blind spot and asked.

Grandpa Mo Yi: "..."

Are Musashi and Kojiro just ignored by you?

And where are the enemies like La Er, Ou Kang, and Jon Nathan, and soy sauce?

Xiaohei, how can you accuse someone of innocence out of thin air!

"Ahem——"

If all the people present were boys, of course Grandpa Mo Yi could justly say, "What's wrong with boys liking cute girls?" However, all the people present were cute girls, and Grandpa Mo Yi was also a well-known person, so naturally he couldn't. Such a rude answer.

"If you didn't tell me, I really wouldn't be aware of this problem——"

"I think it was probably an accident."

Later, Grandpa Mo Yi felt a look of contempt.

After the sun was about to set, everyone who had been sitting there all afternoon also left to go home. However, the party was not over yet. They would gather at Luvia's villa for a barbecue later.

Everyone present was very easy to get along with and had a happy personality. The atmosphere was naturally very lively and everyone had a pleasant barbecue party.

After seeing that the time was almost up, Grandpa Mo Yi told Abigail beside him why he came here. During the adventure, he encountered a crisis of scorpion pests, so he wanted to bring little Abigail to help.

"Abby will definitely help!"

When Abigail heard that Grandpa Mo Yi needed her help, Abigail immediately agreed to come over without thinking.

Although Grandpa Mo Yi was very kind to her, a child like her who was insecure and had lost everything paid more attention to the happiness she had again, and her mind became much more sensitive than ordinary children.

I only accept the kindness of others, but have no way to repay others. If I don't talk about whether I feel guilty, I can't help but wonder whether I am useless, and whether the other party will gradually forget about this guy who can't help me. .

Well, just like a proud cat owner, if he is abandoned once and then adopted back home, he will become extremely bored and learn how to act cute and please the owner. In the final analysis, he is afraid of being abandoned again.

Little Abi's mentality at the moment is probably like this.

And with rich parenting experience, um, the female hero Yusa Emi was also raised by Grandpa Mo Yi to a certain extent. The reborn sisters Erina-chan and Illya were also taken care of by Grandpa Mo Yi since they were young. Having rich parenting experience is really not bragging.

With Grandpa Mo Yi's own ability, there are many ways to solve the problem of the sea of ​​scorpions. There are simple and crude ways like the 'Earth Split Fist', chain magic that kills one and then kills it with cause and effect, and summoning thunder and lightning or flames. There are so many ways to attack the elements, there is always a suitable one.

But in the end, I chose to greet my daughter Abilgai because I missed him a little. I just found some opportunities to cultivate intimacy with him and establish some correct values. Otherwise, I would be like your master in the world of Naruto, who only teaches his disciples skills but does not strengthen ideological and moral education. , in the end, most of the masters were tricked by their own disciples.

First, the third generation and Danzo's generation brought out by the first and second generation Hokage, what good things did they do in the end?

Let's not talk about turning the invincible Konoha into the so-called top four. Every time we start a team, we are beaten by the group. They are good at internal fighting and outside fighting. Those who can fight promising people in the village are basically killed and crippled by their senior leaders. , even the two evil forces Senju and Uchiha who founded the village at the beginning disappeared due to what they did. Then the village became harmonious. To defeat the Nine-Tails, the Hokage had to sacrifice his life to seal it.

You know, I think back when the first generation captured the Kyuubi, they just used one move to win over the opponent with a smile.

What’s even more funny is that he had the nerve to boast that the third generation was the strongest Hokage in history, but I’m afraid it wasn’t Shi Lezhi.

As for Danzo, it was even more embarrassing. He was considered as the Cauldron of Konoha. He was the one who almost created Nagato, the unlucky guy. In the end, he was actually escaped by a point-full suit, was killed by two pillars that were smashed into pieces by the Eight-Tails, and he blew himself up and blew up everyone. If you don't die, the third generation's self-destruction will cause Orochimaru's seals to fall off!

Please, please, the direct disciple of the Second Hokage, the legendary strongest scientist in your department who developed countless forbidden techniques and changed the ninjutsu system. Can you please stop being such a scumbag? Danzo looks like trash in every fight, except for his one-hand style. The ability to see outside is the plug-ins such as Wood Release and Sharingan.

Don’t even look at the cheating seniors, they have all been taken away. If cheating equals invincibility, these cheats will not fall into your hands.

The third generation and Danzo, one is pedantic and the other is extreme, Konoha was able to last until the era of Grandpa Bo, giving Grandpa Bo a chance to show off, and he can be regarded as the protagonist.

It doesn’t matter if you don’t have the same IQ and ability as your master. After all, it’s usually the case that the disciple is not as good as the master, and the situation where the disciple is worse than the master is a special case. But what have you two guys done to your mentor?

Just get rid of the Senju, and even the corpses of the first generation will not be spared later. It is a typical repayment of kindness with hatred, as the name suggests. Everything is to inherit the will of the ancestors. You are so beautiful.

And what about their disciples?