Warhammer: I don’t want to be a can of worms! ! !

Chapter 264 255. You made a bad start

The required brochures have been distributed, and various trainings have been carried out relatively smoothly. Anyway, due to the characteristics of the Death Guard, there are many empty cabins on the Endurance, and equipment can be used simply by moving them in.

With the encouragement of learning in leisure time and the turnover of personnel caused by various courses, the atmosphere within the Death Guard has obviously become relaxed, and the legion's acceptance of the new Garaspa Death Guard has also become much higher.

But recently, the tomb keeper reported to Hades that self-made pamphlets have become popular within the legion. This kind of pamphlet privately made by the Death Guard even has a tendency to be circulated to the Cerberus troops.

Hades watched in silence as Gallo placed at least four or five simple paper cubes with different contents on his table. He picked up the baguette-hard bread on the table and took a bite - I heard he was a cooking student. The works were sent to Hades by students of social governance.

Gallo folded his arms and looked at Hades silently, as if he was scolding Hades for starting the pamphlet.

Well. Hades opened one of the books and asked him to take a critical look at what the Death Guards were writing.

Oh, this is Professor Mortarion's Poisons Summary Guide, and the biosage's answers to personal questions, and they put the problems together.

Hades looked at it, nodded, and took a piece of bread.

"Well enough."

Ecological management, the production and processing of poisons, are the most popular courses for the Death Guard. Even if they select the ones with the best knowledge among them, the Death Guard can recruit two full teams of pharmacists.

It can be expected that the Death Guard's pharmacy and toxicology will bear fruitful fruits in the future.

Mortarion, who realized that the Death Guard was interested in pharmacies, was also very satisfied. With a wave of his hand, the original master moved out all the redundant poisons in his laboratory and approved Hades's expansion of the Endurance ecosystem. request.

It just so happened that Barbarus now had good feng shui, so the biological sages decided to refer to part of Barbarus' ecological environment.

Moreover, Hades thought that once these plants suddenly showed signs of growth or sudden withering, the Death Guards would need to be careful. This could also serve as a warning.

Hades blinked. He couldn't tell whether these Death Guards were really interested in potions or staying with Mortarion.

But don't remind Mortarion.

Hades continued to open the next book, and he suddenly became interested.

Yo, this is about the social management he teaches.

Interestingly, most of those who chose social governance were Galaspas, and there were also a small number of Barbarians. Hades realized that these Barbarians seemed familiar.

Hades was flipping through the booklet with great interest. They were sharing their thoughts after reading the books recommended by Hades, as well as some personally summarized literacy guides - most of the books recommended by Hades were academic documents. Use cumbersome High Gothic.

Pretty good, actually, great.

Although there are not many Death Guards who choose social governance - compared to ecological governance, at least their attitudes are correct.

Because it involves sharing, communication, and sociology, this little book is quite thick, and Hades continued to flip through it.

[Strategy: You can go to the nearest canteen, find your comrades who are learning cooking skills there, and eat some of their food. Although it tastes terrible, you must praise it highly, and then they will eat their endless food. Distribute the kitchen waste to you. 】

[Take them and after training, give them to Commander Hades and let him taste them on the spot. The Commander will stay for a while and answer your questions during this period. 】

Hades put down the half-eaten piece of bread and stared at it suspiciously. It was indeed given to him after training the Death Guard, and the Death Guard did ask him about Galaspa's management experience.

? ? ?

Hades took a deep breath and decided not to delve deeper, but he would definitely not accept any snacks handed to him by the Death Guard next time.

The next one or two books also share experience. Although there are many other trainings, training on the use of some unpopular weapons is also popular regarding swordsmanship. Terrans make up the majority of these free weapons training.

Then there is the last one, which Hades estimates is also of this type.

He looked up at Jialuo who was standing in front of his desk. Although the form of the spread of these things was certainly dangerous, the content was already positive and even worthy of official encouragement.

"Don't be so serious, Jialuo, I think this is okay?"

Jialuo silently pointed at the last book with his finger.

What's wrong?

Alarm bells went off in Hades's head, but he couldn't afford to go back again, let alone the religious rumors.

He took a deep breath and carefully opened the last book——

"Joke Compilation"

ha? ? ?

Hades turned the first page in disbelief. This booklet gave him as much shock as the Death Guard's first time reading the Death Guard Guide.

Death Guard, no, the son of Mortarion still has a sense of humor?

[After a multi-legion cooperation operation, the healthy and intact commander Hades brought a letter of apology from the cooperative legion, and they admitted the mistakes they made during the cooperation.

And now the commander is going to read this apology letter to everyone.

"Wait a minute, which cooperative legion is this letter from?"

Captain Jia Luo asked.

"Not the Iron Warriors anyway."

Commander Hades replied.

】

During Hades' brainstorm, Hades' brain overloaded.

He raised his head tremblingly and stared at Jialuo, who had a helpless expression on his face.

"Keep watching."

[The legion commander just took the commander away from the foundry hall.

Where did they go?

It’s not a cafeteria anyway. 】

Hades was silent. He found that these jokes were imitations of the jokes he wrote.

"It's not just that."

Gaara said slowly.

"They also held a [Don't Laugh Contest] privately."

Hades felt that his question mark was about to break through the sky. Is this the Death Guard? Where is he?

As if realizing that Hades was finally shocked, Gallo continued with a certain revengeful attitude,

"This kind of competition is very popular within the Death Guard."

"They have already held the first competition, and the champion is the Barbarian named Lena."

Hades, who did not believe in evil, forced Gallo to take him to the scene to peek at this shocking game. However, the scene was far more shocking than he imagined.

A group of big men gathered around a small table with expressionless expressions. There were two strong men sitting at both ends of the table. Judging from their appearance, they should both be from Galaspa.

"If the knight of Garaspa choked on his bread, who would die today and why?"

"Sir, knight, because he choked on his bread."

"No, the ones who will die are three hundred bread-making workers and a messenger boy."

"Why is there still a messenger boy?"

"Because he told me the news."

There was a chuckle, and the man across the table laughed. He seemed to think of something funny, and his laughter got louder and louder, until he finally couldn't stand up straight.

Everyone onlookers applauded, and some even started to record something.

"Sorry, you win."

The loser took a deep breath;

"I admire your imagination."

"No," his opponent answered him, "I'm the messenger boy."

Compared to the Death Guards who were telling cold jokes about hell with expressionless faces in the room, Hades, who was lying outside the door and eavesdropping, was the first to collapse.

He was wrong, the son of Mortarion did have a sense of humor.

The writing of the joke...Thanks to the group u